PetePorty wrote:
>.< I did, he said it was normal if I've been in several different dungeons in a short period of time, which I have.
One dominatrix is not enough? 
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| Author: | PetePorty [ 05 Oct 2010, 04:14 ] |
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Ok guys, so I was bored, and I came up with this stupid idea, and wanted all of you to read it. Flirting in Minecraft can be hard, and I came up with this idea while we were talking about Kirshi and stuff... Now, the thing is, I came up with some interesting ways to hit on a girl on Minecraft: -Let me mine your mine with my pickaxe, babe. -Oh, girl, I'm totally getting my pick inside your mine and throwing in my creepers into your dungeon. -Let me get all my stuff into your tight chest. -When I see you, my pickaxe gets harder than obsidian. -If you are water, and I am lava, we can totally make cobblestone, but If you're hot, I can totally be water to make it hard. -I want to squeeze your mushrooms so bad, they are rare, pink, and with a different color spot on them. -You've been a bad girl, dupper. I'm gonna raid your chest and take all your gold. -You are a mountain, and I only have a wooden pickaxe; prepare, this is gonna be rough. So.... yeah, the title says it. |
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| Author: | Aleries [ 05 Oct 2010, 04:18 ] |
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PetePorty wrote: -Oh, girl, I'm totally getting my pick inside your mine and throwing in my creepers into your dungeon.
If its coming out green you should go see a doctor immediately.
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| Author: | PetePorty [ 05 Oct 2010, 04:23 ] |
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>.< I did, he said it was normal if I've been in several different dungeons in a short period of time, which I have. |
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| Author: | Aleries [ 05 Oct 2010, 04:30 ] |
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PetePorty wrote: >.< I did, he said it was normal if I've been in several different dungeons in a short period of time, which I have.
One dominatrix is not enough?
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| Author: | PetePorty [ 05 Oct 2010, 04:34 ] |
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Oh, my dear Aleries, with 4 you start getting fun. |
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| Author: | ProtectMyBalls [ 05 Oct 2010, 10:47 ] |
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This post is creepy, and you might creep out the... the... wait, what? there are women on the minecraft server?!?!?!?! 
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| Author: | annarack [ 05 Oct 2010, 10:56 ] |
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You need to come up with better lines than that if you want to pull girls on minecraft.... |
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| Author: | ProtectMyBalls [ 05 Oct 2010, 11:39 ] |
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[SpA]annarack wrote: You need to come up with better lines than that if you want to pull girls on minecraft....
How about... "Hello, My names Moss. Can i please look at your sexual organs please  "How does that work for you anna, if you were one of these "girls" on minecraft ^^ Any tingles yet? 
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| Author: | annarack [ 05 Oct 2010, 11:40 ] |
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That may catch my attention... 
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| Author: | SomethingAmazing [ 05 Oct 2010, 12:49 ] |
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yeah pete youve been getting creepier and creepier....YOU CREEPER! heh heh...bad puns make me lol 
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| Author: | PetePorty [ 05 Oct 2010, 13:40 ] |
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I've not been getting creepier, it's just me, you just didn¿t know me before. Anyways, yes, there ARE women in Minecraft. |
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| Author: | ProtectMyBalls [ 05 Oct 2010, 13:46 ] |
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not for long with chat up lines like that...  but seriously... i dont believe you 
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| Author: | Pure@Craft [ 05 Oct 2010, 15:04 ] |
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Pete u have to ask Haf if he finished the Cyberfeature on Hbot! |
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| Author: | annarack [ 05 Oct 2010, 15:10 ] |
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[SpA]ProtectMyBalls wrote: not for long with chat up lines like that...
Exactly  PetePorty wrote: Anyways, yes, there ARE women in Minecraft.
So it's women now, not girls..... 
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| Author: | ProtectMyBalls [ 05 Oct 2010, 15:18 ] |
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i thought it was just one girl, who is a furry, making ur chat up lines pointless unless you are wearing some bear cub ears and a raccoon tail! |
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| Author: | [SpA]cardboard [ 05 Oct 2010, 16:56 ] |
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[SpA]ProtectMyBalls wrote: i thought it was just one girl, who is a furry, making ur chat up lines pointless unless you are wearing some bear cub ears and a raccoon tail!
Do you have a camera in my room?
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| Author: | ProtectMyBalls [ 05 Oct 2010, 17:08 ] |
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[SpA]cardboard wrote: Do you have a camera in my room?
No, but i wish i did.
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| Author: | Rico_Faraguez [ 05 Oct 2010, 22:20 ] |
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[SpA]annarack wrote: [SpA]ProtectMyBalls wrote: not for long with chat up lines like that...
Exactly PetePorty wrote: Anyways, yes, there ARE women in Minecraft.
So it's women now, not girls.....
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| Author: | annarack [ 05 Oct 2010, 22:36 ] |
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Rico_Faraguez wrote: [SpA]annarack wrote:
Exactly
I'm over 18! So it's women now, not girls..... |
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| Author: | PetePorty [ 05 Oct 2010, 23:00 ] |
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She's girl ehem.... woman number 2. |
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| Author: | annarack [ 05 Oct 2010, 23:06 ] |
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Number 2? Oh so you give your girls/women numbers now..... Minecraft is getting worse 
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| Author: | PetePorty [ 05 Oct 2010, 23:17 ] |
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Nah, I give people numbers, for instance, I'm guy 377. |
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| Author: | annarack [ 05 Oct 2010, 23:25 ] |
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[SpA]annarack wrote: Minecraft is getting worse
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| Author: | DrMcMoist [ 06 Oct 2010, 00:21 ] |
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Was this thread a really weak attempt at humour? Or a cry for help? |
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| Author: | PetePorty [ 06 Oct 2010, 00:46 ] |
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Option c, all of the above. |
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| Author: | ProtectMyBalls [ 06 Oct 2010, 01:17 ] |
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so 377 guys,... 2 girls.... 
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| Author: | DrMcMoist [ 06 Oct 2010, 01:26 ] |
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...1 cup. |
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| Author: | ProtectMyBalls [ 06 Oct 2010, 01:27 ] |
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| Author: | PetePorty [ 06 Oct 2010, 02:09 ] |
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...O...M...G. Just had the best idea evah. Thanks McMoist! |
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| Author: | Lim-Dul [ 06 Oct 2010, 02:11 ] |
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PetePorty wrote: ...O...M...G. Just had the best idea evah. Thanks McMoist!
Uh oh...
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