I'm Grickit, and uh... I played MC a lot on your freebuild server over the summer, and now I'm in your SMP server because freebuild is no fun by comparison.

I'm a people person, and by that I don't mean I'm friendly. I mean I'm creepy. I study people. I enjoy watching people be people and thinking about how they think. You might find me to be confusing, random, and hopefully hilarious on occasion.

I'm 18, from Pennsylvania, cyberschooled (like an online virtual school). My hobbies include computer programming, web application development, video games (PS3 and computer)n and moderating forums (this one disgusts me D: ).

I like this server and community because the people here are mostly funny and interesting (Except j_mon. He's a total snore fest).

I also find that your servers are run *very* well. Greifing is to a minimum and troublemakers are dealt with swiftly; all while keeping a pleasant atmosphere for the regulars. It's almost as good as any private server.

I won't post any photos because masturbation is adultery, gayness is adultery, and I worry about your immortal souls.

(oh yeah... another hobby is politics)

hello, coming from america, i can imagine cyberschool being the best educational route to take

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-"You've really worked out your banter, haven't you?"
-"No, not really. This is a different thing, it's spontaneous and it's called wit."

Don't get him started... >.<

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Uhm - you did follow the links he posted, didn't you? ;-)
Of all people I wouldn't have expected you two to be abandoned by your powers of cynicism detection. :-P

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War does not determine who is right - only who is left. - Bertrand Russell

I thought the jokes were obvious. Thanks for the support Lim.

I'm not a religious fundamentalist. I have no religion.

You are aware that the Taliban are also religious fundamentalists too though right? Essentially equivocal to the "bible belt fundamentalists".They just pretend to be Islamic rather than pretending to be Christian, Catholic, or Mormon.

I was basically saying if I posted photos you'd all (even the guys) be jerking off to them; while at the same time making a joke at Christine O'Donnell (which never gets old). I guess the humor was too subtle; especially if you've not been following recent American politics.

Basically a 2010 US senatorial candidate said on the news that masturbation is adultery. She also believes birth control should be illegal, and that scientists are crossbreeding rats and humans to get mice with fully functioning human brains. She used campaign contributions on rent and eating out. Hilarious stuff.


Yeah I knew I shouldn't have posted... :\ I blame Peter.

Wow. Defensive much?

Okay just lock or delete the thread or whatever you guys do with spam (essentially what it is). Nothing good's going to come out of it at this point.

Don't lock the thread man, you haven't had a chance to say hello to everybody yet!

Hi there.
I can see you've already acquainted yourself with some of the people here.

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"There is a simple, logical explanation... and there is nothing under the bed.”

Hello, glad you meet the welcoming party

I KNEW you'd get along with McMoist. Also, don't blame it on me man... -.-

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Eeeeeeeeeeh wtf? @ rest of posts


Nice intro! Welcome

See, saint is the whore in here, he's just trying to get in your pants.

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I'm new. Or Old. Either way, I'm too awesome for a sig right now.

I don't understand the reaction from them. Welcome to the forums, ignore everyone except me.

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a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a pig

Well, at least I thought the Christine O'Donnell reference was funny. "I'm not a witch!" never gets old either.

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[SpA]cardboard: what you do with your sister is your business

Best military in the world? wth

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-"You've really worked out your banter, haven't you?"
-"No, not really. This is a different thing, it's spontaneous and it's called wit."

Getting into every single war just because you wanna have a say doesn't make you have a good military.

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I'm new. Or Old. Either way, I'm too awesome for a sig right now.

Having the nicest toys doesn't make you the best soldier.

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"Um ... I'm just wondering if it's okay if I hold you down against your will for a little bit?"

What? in comparison to here the UK? That's rich XD

Nationalism is a disease.

[crazy time]
It is one of my inner beliefs that I don't share with people IRL (because it's crazy) that one country; any [democratic] country needs to "take over the world". I want us to start exploring space, and we can't do that while we're still split into countries that bicker with each other all the time.
[/crazy time]

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-"You've really worked out your banter, haven't you?"
-"No, not really. This is a different thing, it's spontaneous and it's called wit."

Vietnam, and since then "you" haven't finished a single one.

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"Um ... I'm just wondering if it's okay if I hold you down against your will for a little bit?"

the Taliban are actually some of the greatest soldiers you will ever find, which is why the US hired them to protect a US development in Afghanistan.

Plus you are kind of forgetting how in a years time, its quite possible we will all be kneeling down in front of a Chinese warlord, and taking a fist fuelled firing squad to the back of the throat.

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-"You've really worked out your banter, haven't you?"
-"No, not really. This is a different thing, it's spontaneous and it's called wit."

Hi Grick!
and welcome

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We Shall Not Be Moved!

Actually my one world history class discussed china and kind of agree, balls

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Not in cruelty. Not in wrath. The Reaper came today; an Angel visited this gray path, and took the cube away.

And so they should.

China will crush us all.

When i saw Frankie Boyle live he managed to slip in china world domination 3 times into his set...

seriously, we are all fucked

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-"You've really worked out your banter, haven't you?"
-"No, not really. This is a different thing, it's spontaneous and it's called wit."

Psh, maybe you are. I will bow down and succumb to our new Oriental overlords.

And I'll betray or slay anybody who gets in my way.

Heh. Man, I'm like Kanye fucking West up in here. I'm the NEW voice of a generation!

I hope the Chinese kill Kanye first tbh...

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-"You've really worked out your banter, haven't you?"
-"No, not really. This is a different thing, it's spontaneous and it's called wit."

Fuck you Balls!

The man's a fucking genius! In years to come, people will recite his lyrics, like they recite muddafuckin' Shakespeare now!!

So even if the Chinese did kill him, his legacy would live on! Bitch!

And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With old odd ends stolen forth from holy writ
And seem a saint when most I play the devil.

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-"You've really worked out your banter, haven't you?"
-"No, not really. This is a different thing, it's spontaneous and it's called wit."