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Author:  Grickit [ 07 Nov 2010, 15:49 ]
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I'm Grickit, and uh... I played MC a lot on your freebuild server over the summer, and now I'm in your SMP server because freebuild is no fun by comparison.

I'm a people person, and by that I don't mean I'm friendly. I mean I'm creepy. I study people. I enjoy watching people be people and thinking about how they think. You might find me to be confusing, random, and hopefully hilarious on occasion.

I'm 18, from Pennsylvania, cyberschooled (like an online virtual school). My hobbies include computer programming, web application development, video games (PS3 and computer)n and moderating forums (this one disgusts me D: ).

I like this server and community because the people here are mostly funny and interesting (Except j_mon. He's a total snore fest).

I also find that your servers are run *very* well. Greifing is to a minimum and troublemakers are dealt with swiftly; all while keeping a pleasant atmosphere for the regulars. It's almost as good as any private server.

I won't post any photos because masturbation is adultery, gayness is adultery, and I worry about your immortal souls. :wink:

(oh yeah... another hobby is politics)
Author:  ProtectMyBalls [ 07 Nov 2010, 15:50 ]
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hello, coming from america, i can imagine cyberschool being the best educational route to take :)
Author:  PetePorty [ 07 Nov 2010, 15:57 ]
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Don't get him started... >.<
Author:  Lim-Dul [ 07 Nov 2010, 17:18 ]
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Uhm - you did follow the links he posted, didn't you? ;-)
Of all people I wouldn't have expected you two to be abandoned by your powers of cynicism detection. :-P
Author:  Grickit [ 07 Nov 2010, 18:29 ]
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I thought the jokes were obvious. :( Thanks for the support Lim.

I'm not a religious fundamentalist. I have no religion.

You are aware that the Taliban are also religious fundamentalists too though right? Essentially equivocal to the "bible belt fundamentalists".They just pretend to be Islamic rather than pretending to be Christian, Catholic, or Mormon.

I was basically saying if I posted photos you'd all (even the guys) be jerking off to them; while at the same time making a joke at Christine O'Donnell (which never gets old). I guess the humor was too subtle; especially if you've not been following recent American politics.

Basically a 2010 US senatorial candidate said on the news that masturbation is adultery. She also believes birth control should be illegal, and that scientists are crossbreeding rats and humans to get mice with fully functioning human brains. She used campaign contributions on rent and eating out. Hilarious stuff.


Yeah I knew I shouldn't have posted... :\ I blame Peter.
Author:  Grickit [ 07 Nov 2010, 18:44 ]
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[SpA]DrMcMoist wrote:
but I had to go to a building everyday to get my education, and it really dulled my senses.
:| Wow. Defensive much?

Okay just lock or delete the thread or whatever you guys do with spam (essentially what it is). Nothing good's going to come out of it at this point.
Author:  DrMcMoist [ 07 Nov 2010, 18:45 ]
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Don't lock the thread man, you haven't had a chance to say hello to everybody yet! :shock:
Author:  [SpA]ArchLurker_Chad [ 07 Nov 2010, 19:20 ]
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Hi there.
I can see you've already acquainted yourself with some of the people here.
Author:  Greasy_greabo [ 07 Nov 2010, 19:23 ]
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Hello, glad you meet the welcoming party :5: :ugly:
Author:  PetePorty [ 07 Nov 2010, 19:38 ]
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I KNEW you'd get along with McMoist. Also, don't blame it on me man... -.-
Author:  [SpA]SaintK [ 07 Nov 2010, 19:41 ]
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Eeeeeeeeeeh wtf? @ rest of posts


Nice intro! Welcome :5:
Author:  PetePorty [ 07 Nov 2010, 20:07 ]
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See, saint is the whore in here, he's just trying to get in your pants. :P
Author:  [SpA]Minimoose! [ 07 Nov 2010, 21:15 ]
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I don't understand the reaction from them. Welcome to the forums, ignore everyone except me.
Author:  bloody_llama [ 07 Nov 2010, 21:45 ]
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Well, at least I thought the Christine O'Donnell reference was funny. "I'm not a witch!" never gets old either.
Author:  ProtectMyBalls [ 08 Nov 2010, 01:28 ]
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Best military in the world? wth :ugly:
Author:  PetePorty [ 08 Nov 2010, 01:46 ]
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Getting into every single war just because you wanna have a say doesn't make you have a good military.
Author:  FillerB [ 08 Nov 2010, 01:56 ]
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Having the nicest toys doesn't make you the best soldier.
Author:  [SpA]JuncoPartner [ 08 Nov 2010, 02:20 ]
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[SpA]DrMcMoist wrote:
your ridiculous fucking circus of a country
What? in comparison to here the UK? That's rich XD
Author:  Grickit [ 08 Nov 2010, 02:46 ]
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Nationalism is a disease.

[crazy time]
It is one of my inner beliefs that I don't share with people IRL (because it's crazy) that one country; any [democratic] country needs to "take over the world". I want us to start exploring space, and we can't do that while we're still split into countries that bicker with each other all the time.
[/crazy time]
Author:  ProtectMyBalls [ 08 Nov 2010, 02:58 ]
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Author:  FillerB [ 08 Nov 2010, 03:21 ]
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SomethingAmazing wrote:
What war have we lost?
Vietnam, and since then "you" haven't finished a single one.
Author:  ProtectMyBalls [ 08 Nov 2010, 10:38 ]
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the Taliban are actually some of the greatest soldiers you will ever find, which is why the US hired them to protect a US development in Afghanistan.

Plus you are kind of forgetting how in a years time, its quite possible we will all be kneeling down in front of a Chinese warlord, and taking a fist fuelled firing squad to the back of the throat. :|
Author:  [SpA]Unity [ 08 Nov 2010, 12:00 ]
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Hi Grick! :18
and welcome :mrgreen:
Author:  SomethingAmazing [ 08 Nov 2010, 12:29 ]
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Actually my one world history class discussed china and kind of agree, balls :shock:
Author:  DrMcMoist [ 08 Nov 2010, 12:32 ]
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And so they should.

China will crush us all.
Author:  ProtectMyBalls [ 08 Nov 2010, 12:34 ]
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When i saw Frankie Boyle live he managed to slip in china world domination 3 times into his set...

seriously, we are all fucked ;)
Author:  DrMcMoist [ 08 Nov 2010, 12:38 ]
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Psh, maybe you are. I will bow down and succumb to our new Oriental overlords.

And I'll betray or slay anybody who gets in my way.

Heh. Man, I'm like Kanye fucking West up in here. I'm the NEW voice of a generation!
Author:  ProtectMyBalls [ 08 Nov 2010, 12:41 ]
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I hope the Chinese kill Kanye first tbh... :?
Author:  DrMcMoist [ 08 Nov 2010, 12:51 ]
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Fuck you Balls! :evil:

The man's a fucking genius! In years to come, people will recite his lyrics, like they recite muddafuckin' Shakespeare now!! :50

So even if the Chinese did kill him, his legacy would live on! Bitch! :4
Author:  ProtectMyBalls [ 08 Nov 2010, 12:56 ]
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And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With old odd ends stolen forth from holy writ
And seem a saint when most I play the devil.
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