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| Author: | PetePorty [ 09 Nov 2010, 01:18 ] |
| Post subject: | You've played Minecraft too much when... |
Ok, so the point of this thread is to write (somewhat) funny sentences about when you've played too much Minecraft. I'll start. 1.- When you think 'How am I supposed to add someone on Freebuild' when someone tells you to add them on FB. 2.- When you go to the beach and all you can think of is 'what a waste of sand, we could be making some glass' 3.- When you heard the news about the miners trapped in Chile, all you could think about was 'press "r" you idiots!' 4.- When you see a really good architecture you start asking around what Texture Pack thay used. Ok, I have more, but I want to see yours! |
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| Author: | prototypedesign [ 09 Nov 2010, 01:29 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: You've played Minecraft too much when... |
You duck and cover whenever you hear hissing. |
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| Author: | computerhead [ 09 Nov 2010, 01:35 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: You've played Minecraft too much when... |
-When you become paranoid of creepers destroying your house -When you ban your friends from your house for suspected greifing |
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| Author: | PetePorty [ 09 Nov 2010, 01:39 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: You've played Minecraft too much when... |
Lol. Keep it up guys, I want a big fat thread here. |
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| Author: | PetePorty [ 09 Nov 2010, 01:45 ] |
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When you go to McDonalds you think they duped TNT; how else could they kill all that cows and chicken!? |
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| Author: | Grickit [ 09 Nov 2010, 01:49 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: You've played Minecraft too much when... |
8. You develop arachnophobia. |
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| Author: | computerhead [ 09 Nov 2010, 01:57 ] |
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10.your girlfriend can only talk to you through a server 11. you hum the minecraft song 12.you donate money to c418 13.you try to punch a tree 14. you try to right-click a cow with a bucket 15.you become peteporty 16.you eat grilled ham to recover health 17.you try to put coal in your oven 18.you put your food in a furnace 19.you try to make a crafting table with 4 pieces of wood 20.you never go outside at night 21.you put a "all hail Lim_Dul poster on your wall |
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| Author: | prototypedesign [ 09 Nov 2010, 01:59 ] |
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22. (HA! Someone miscounted!) You push z to fly. 23. You wonder where all the colored cloth blocks went now that you have to survive. 24. (Some people only) The sun causes you to lose health rapidly. 25. You hold a compass longingly. |
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| Author: | [SpA]JuncoPartner [ 09 Nov 2010, 02:08 ] |
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26. you make dumb threads. |
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| Author: | prototypedesign [ 09 Nov 2010, 02:15 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: You've played Minecraft too much when... |
27. You claim to have discovered other people's stuff that they discovered. Attachment:
File comment: Ta-Da!
LimDulFloatingRockSmall.png [ 181.46 KiB | Viewed 2735 times ] |
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| Author: | PetePorty [ 09 Nov 2010, 02:31 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: You've played Minecraft too much when... |
LOL! |
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| Author: | Aleries [ 09 Nov 2010, 03:52 ] |
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28. When your threads are marked as spam to be removed from the forums. |
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| Author: | SomethingAmazing [ 09 Nov 2010, 05:11 ] |
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Um, is ir just me. or did other people get this really weird feeling that pete is somehow getting off on this? Just the whole "ill start, now i want to see what you guys have" "haha nice guys keep it up! i want a big fat thread going" hmmm |
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| Author: | SomethingAmazing [ 09 Nov 2010, 05:13 ] |
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Also, When you have the urge to hit things with your fists in order to destroy them. When you dream about surviving in your own Alpha world...*cough* *cough* |
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| Author: | Pandorum [ 09 Nov 2010, 05:16 ] |
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When you start double posting *cough* doc *cough* |
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| Author: | JeromePl [ 09 Nov 2010, 05:20 ] |
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When You Start Cybering With The One And Only Pete In SMP 
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| Author: | Xesdra [ 09 Nov 2010, 06:28 ] |
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I agree with the report, this is kinda random..... |
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| Author: | bloody_llama [ 09 Nov 2010, 08:19 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: You've played Minecraft too much when... |
prototypedesign wrote: 27. You claim to have discovered other people's stuff that they discovered.
Haha, when Lim first implemented the border, he circumnavigated it in-game, leaving signs as he went. I've gone around trying to find those signs. So far I'm at 12.
Attachment: LimDulFloatingRockSmall.png |
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| Author: | InTheGlory [ 09 Nov 2010, 11:14 ] |
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When you happen upon a construction worker drilling down into a street, you warn him not to random tunnel. When face to face with a maze, you climb over it. When visibility is low, you reach out to press F. |
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| Author: | Lord_Sniper [ 09 Nov 2010, 12:25 ] |
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you stop working and try living off the 8$ you automatically earn per hour you start screaming !BALANCE!!! randomly and wonder why you still don`t know how much money you have you punch doors open if someone points a weapon at you, you just shrug and answer "so what? health doesn`t work atm!" if you drank too much you blame notch for your memory leaks |
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| Author: | Smokeybacon [ 09 Nov 2010, 17:47 ] |
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When you get an urge to go around the countryside and fill in holes in the grass. |
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| Author: | Stop_Sign [ 09 Nov 2010, 18:51 ] |
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You walk down a dark hallway and think "Dam, I'm out of torches" You become terrified of the darkness and leave all your house lights on. You see a glass house and want to build it in game. You dream in blocks (i've done this) you look at the nice square tiles in your bathroom and think you should be punching them while you shower so you aren't wasting time. it gets dark outside and you worry because you aren't carrying a sword. the sound of someone opening a coke bottle makes you jump you see a ramp and are momentarily confused by it. you catch yourself driving close to parked cars to try and get a boost. you start aligning everything in your house on right angles. you think about digging a wall out of your room to get more space. the tops of trees start to look like faces http://skitch.com/shaungreiner/d21i5/mi ... tree-faces you find the sunrise awe inspiring You wake up in the morning, look outside and expect the sun to be square. -alternate- you look outside, see the sun, and decide that it's time to go to bed. You stare at tile floors and consider what minerals might be beneath them. You stare at tile floors and wonder how big a MC blocks would be IRL. When you see this http://i.imgur.com/AtK43.jpg when the world looks like this to you http://i.imgur.com/3Vqsq.jpg when you watch the sun set and you look around for shelter |
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| Author: | Grickit [ 09 Nov 2010, 19:03 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: You've played Minecraft too much when... |
Pete totally stole this from the Wesnoth forums. |
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| Author: | [SpA]Spektugalo [ 09 Nov 2010, 19:49 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: You've played Minecraft too much when... |
...when you start to have an imaginary little brother 
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| Author: | PetePorty [ 09 Nov 2010, 20:29 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: You've played Minecraft too much when... |
Grickit wrote: Pete totally stole this from the Wesnoth forums.
Shush, it's becoming a big fat thread!
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| Author: | Scrathy [ 09 Nov 2010, 22:14 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: You've played Minecraft too much when... |
Ill help make it bigger! This is a story about a friend of a friend of mine. Bob was asked to move some dirt for work. He first started to try harvest the dirt by punching it. Then he was told to use a shovel. He became mad because its not a diamond shovel. Then once he had the dirt he tried to place it in a square shape in the air. Long story short he got fired and is now in rehab. Though he still likes to punch doors to get in and out. |
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| Author: | SomethingAmazing [ 09 Nov 2010, 22:44 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: You've played Minecraft too much when... |
I like the beatles. |
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| Author: | prototypedesign [ 09 Nov 2010, 23:23 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: You've played Minecraft too much when... |
When you turn the visibility down, you stop crashing. (If you don't get this, try driving for a little) |
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| Author: | Raddox [ 09 Nov 2010, 23:28 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: You've played Minecraft too much when... |
You buy 8 shovels and 8 pick axes from the hardware store. You are arrested for breaking into a farm and killing multiple pigs. You install a pressure plate for your office door. You say the phrase "saving chunks" before you go to sleep. |
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| Author: | Brewe [ 10 Nov 2010, 00:06 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: You've played Minecraft too much when... |
- You wanna press Z then Q on every game you play - You have the urge to punch a farm animal - You start to walk around with your arms flailing everywhere - You wanna build a house on every piece of flat land you see |
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