Ok, so the point of this thread is to write (somewhat) funny sentences about when you've played too much Minecraft. I'll start.

1.- When you think 'How am I supposed to add someone on Freebuild' when someone tells you to add them on FB.
2.- When you go to the beach and all you can think of is 'what a waste of sand, we could be making some glass'
3.- When you heard the news about the miners trapped in Chile, all you could think about was 'press "r" you idiots!'
4.- When you see a really good architecture you start asking around what Texture Pack thay used.

Ok, I have more, but I want to see yours!

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You duck and cover whenever you hear hissing.

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-When you become paranoid of creepers destroying your house
-When you ban your friends from your house for suspected greifing

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Lol. Keep it up guys, I want a big fat thread here.

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When you go to McDonalds you think they duped TNT; how else could they kill all that cows and chicken!?

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8. You develop arachnophobia.

10.your girlfriend can only talk to you through a server
11. you hum the minecraft song
12.you donate money to c418
13.you try to punch a tree
14. you try to right-click a cow with a bucket
15.you become peteporty
16.you eat grilled ham to recover health
17.you try to put coal in your oven
18.you put your food in a furnace
19.you try to make a crafting table with 4 pieces of wood
20.you never go outside at night
21.you put a "all hail Lim_Dul poster on your wall

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22. (HA! Someone miscounted!) You push z to fly.
23. You wonder where all the colored cloth blocks went now that you have to survive.
24. (Some people only) The sun causes you to lose health rapidly.
25. You hold a compass longingly.

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26. you make dumb threads.

27. You claim to have discovered other people's stuff that they discovered.

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LOL!

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28. When your threads are marked as spam to be removed from the forums.

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Um, is ir just me. or did other people get this really weird feeling that pete is somehow getting off on this? Just the whole "ill start, now i want to see what you guys have" "haha nice guys keep it up! i want a big fat thread going" hmmm

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Also,

When you have the urge to hit things with your fists in order to destroy them.

When you dream about surviving in your own Alpha world...*cough* *cough*

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Not in cruelty. Not in wrath. The Reaper came today; an Angel visited this gray path, and took the cube away.

When you start double posting *cough* doc *cough*

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<+Thaw111> although im shit at speeling
<+Thaw111> type
<+Thaw111> gtypo
<+Thaw111> typo
<+Thaw111> shit

When You Start Cybering With The One And Only Pete In SMP

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10:29 <+cdferg> DreamingInGay
10:29 <+JeromePl> Lol
10:29 <+DreamingInsane> DreamingGay Sounds Better
10:29 <+cdferg> InsaneForGays
10:29 <+kattoo> CreamingInGay

I agree with the report, this is kinda random.....

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[22:07] <@FBB2> +Ollieboy: %d+Pandorum%f: So Ollie when shall we have sex again?
[22:07] <@Xesdra_> fail
[22:07] <@FBB2> +Ollieboy: Noo the say failed me
[22:08] <@FBB1> +Pandorum: LOL

Haha, when Lim first implemented the border, he circumnavigated it in-game, leaving signs as he went. I've gone around trying to find those signs. So far I'm at 12.

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[SpA]cardboard: what you do with your sister is your business

When you happen upon a construction worker drilling down into a street, you warn him not to random tunnel.

When face to face with a maze, you climb over it.

When visibility is low, you reach out to press F.

you stop working and try living off the 8$ you automatically earn per hour

you start screaming !BALANCE!!! randomly and wonder why you still don`t know how much money you have

you punch doors open

if someone points a weapon at you, you just shrug and answer "so what? health doesn`t work atm!"

if you drank too much you blame notch for your memory leaks

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http://lordextra.deviantart.com/

When you get an urge to go around the countryside and fill in holes in the grass.

You walk down a dark hallway and think "Dam, I'm out of torches"
You become terrified of the darkness and leave all your house lights on.
You see a glass house and want to build it in game.
You dream in blocks (i've done this)
you look at the nice square tiles in your bathroom and think you should be punching them while you shower so you aren't wasting time.
it gets dark outside and you worry because you aren't carrying a sword.
the sound of someone opening a coke bottle makes you jump
you see a ramp and are momentarily confused by it.
you catch yourself driving close to parked cars to try and get a boost.
you start aligning everything in your house on right angles.
you think about digging a wall out of your room to get more space.
the tops of trees start to look like faces http://skitch.com/shaungreiner/d21i5/mi ... tree-faces
you find the sunrise awe inspiring
You wake up in the morning, look outside and expect the sun to be square.
-alternate-
you look outside, see the sun, and decide that it's time to go to bed.
You stare at tile floors and consider what minerals might be beneath them.
You stare at tile floors and wonder how big a MC blocks would be IRL.
When you see this http://i.imgur.com/AtK43.jpg
when the world looks like this to you http://i.imgur.com/3Vqsq.jpg
when you watch the sun set and you look around for shelter

Pete totally stole this from the Wesnoth forums.

...when you start to have an imaginary little brother

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We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes.

Shush, it's becoming a big fat thread!

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Ill help make it bigger! This is a story about a friend of a friend of mine. Bob was asked to move some dirt for work. He first started to try harvest the dirt by punching it. Then he was told to use a shovel. He became mad because its not a diamond shovel. Then once he had the dirt he tried to place it in a square shape in the air.
Long story short he got fired and is now in rehab. Though he still likes to punch doors to get in and out.

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I like the beatles.

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Not in cruelty. Not in wrath. The Reaper came today; an Angel visited this gray path, and took the cube away.

When you turn the visibility down, you stop crashing. (If you don't get this, try driving for a little)

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You buy 8 shovels and 8 pick axes from the hardware store.

You are arrested for breaking into a farm and killing multiple pigs.

You install a pressure plate for your office door.

You say the phrase "saving chunks" before you go to sleep.

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You will get pwnt.

- You wanna press Z then Q on every game you play
- You have the urge to punch a farm animal
- You start to walk around with your arms flailing everywhere
- You wanna build a house on every piece of flat land you see

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