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Author:  kattoo [ 21 Nov 2010, 08:15 ]
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Honestly don't know what to think about this...

I laughed, then I shrieked and now am perplexed.
Try to read more than just the first post, there're over 40 pages, I bet there's something interesting on each of them.

Author:  Ollieboy [ 21 Nov 2010, 10:00 ]
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1 thing and 1 thing only.










lol

Author:  FillerB [ 21 Nov 2010, 11:00 ]
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Some of the more LOL-worthy comments I found:
But if these dumb fucks are actually believing the stuff they spout I see no other way but to nuke the shit out of America. Anything and anyone is an acceptable casualty to get rid of these idiots.

Author:  Ollieboy [ 21 Nov 2010, 11:14 ]
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Where is all this child seducing in Minecraft?!?! I'm keen as fuck for some of that! I mean what..

Author:  [SpA]don_don_don [ 21 Nov 2010, 12:02 ]
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Quote:
The Minecraft term for using children as sex slaves is "griefing"
I always wondered why pete really played minecraft....

Author:  [SpA]JuncoPartner [ 21 Nov 2010, 14:13 ]
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Ah yeah I remember this, there's been some minecrafter's trolling them back, and they got all these neat unsaved trash, satanist badges for doing so.

The baptists aren't trolling, they're like in competition with each other to see who can be the most pendantic. I would make an account and have a few lulz, but there's no trolling these guys, they're the real deal.

Author:  [SpA]MrOrange [ 21 Nov 2010, 14:38 ]
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Jeez, the fact that you guys even believe most of this makes me sad.

Author:  prototypedesign [ 21 Nov 2010, 15:30 ]
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I'm willing to bet about 40% of this is fire fueling, and 50% of this is misinformation, and maybe 10% is legitimate belief that MC actually is dangerous with the whole aspect in consideration.

To be honest, as a religious man, I view these people as crackpots.

Author:  Hafnium [ 21 Nov 2010, 15:39 ]
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Dude, the OP in that thread has a badge for punching the most queers. Its a joke.

The head admin has one for being a teabag patriot Image and a lot of them have flat earth badges.

Did you guys know that the word gullible isn't listed in most dictionaries? It's also written on your ceilings.

Author:  FillerB [ 21 Nov 2010, 15:43 ]
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It's kinda sad that my faith in humanity as an intelligent species is so low that, despite all the "troll-signals", I didn't take it as a joke.

Author:  Scrathy [ 21 Nov 2010, 16:02 ]
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Really this isnt an opinion about minecraft in a baptist view. The person who created that website was a student at Liberty Univeristy. He then got expeled from that school for a reason the university didnt apreciate. He then became an athiest and created that website. The website parodies and expresses views against baptism and Christianity overall.

Author:  Tenchimuyo [ 21 Nov 2010, 16:07 ]
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Walking penises are part of Minecraft porn

Now I understand why they wanted hugs! I don't think i could ever look at a creeper the same way again

Author:  PetePorty [ 21 Nov 2010, 17:07 ]
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don_don_don wrote:
Quote:
The Minecraft term for using children as sex slaves is "griefing"
I always wondered why pete really played minecraft....
You do know I'm underage, right?

Author:  Pandorum [ 21 Nov 2010, 17:09 ]
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So... This is a joke?

Author:  PetePorty [ 21 Nov 2010, 17:12 ]
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Of course it is... How can you even dream of it being serious?

Author:  FillerB [ 21 Nov 2010, 17:14 ]
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PetePorty wrote:
don_don_don wrote:

I always wondered why pete really played minecraft....
You do know I'm underage, right?
Oh Peeeeete, what kind of candy do you like? Chocolate, biscuits, maybe a nice lollipop?

Author:  [SpA]gibboss28 [ 21 Nov 2010, 17:52 ]
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I love the site, it baits people in to trolling so easily its unreal. If the people who were attempting to troll actually bothered to take a few minutes of their time to look at the site...they'd know it screams parody.

*edited so sand can be removed from someone's vagina*

Author:  FillerB [ 21 Nov 2010, 18:00 ]
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Thanks Gibboss, what would we have done without you. :roll:
Scrathy wrote:
Really this isnt an opinion about minecraft in a baptist view. The person who created that website was a student at Liberty Univeristy. He then got expeled from that school for a reason the university didnt apreciate. He then became an athiest and created that website. The website parodies and expresses views against baptism and Christianity overall.

Author:  [SpA]gibboss28 [ 21 Nov 2010, 18:02 ]
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well you were the chap who said
FillerB wrote:

But if these dumb fucks are actually believing the stuff they spout I see no other way but to nuke the shit out of America. Anything and anyone is an acceptable casualty to get rid of these idiots.
So it being written more than once may actually be helpful to ya. :18

Author:  Smokeybacon [ 21 Nov 2010, 18:11 ]
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The little awards are indeed quite humorous. :ugly:

Author:  FillerB [ 21 Nov 2010, 18:15 ]
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Indeed, I really could use the second post to remind me that Americans really arent THAT stupid. As I said, what would we do without you.

Author:  [SpA]gibboss28 [ 21 Nov 2010, 18:26 ]
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I think so. You make a stupid generalisation, then you make a stupid comment based on that stupid generalisation. I think as many reminders as possible would be a good idea.

And yeah, You know I'm your hero.

Author:  [SpA]JuncoPartner [ 21 Nov 2010, 18:33 ]
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I'm probably thinking of other sites, because believe me, there is real shit like that out there.

But yeah, fooled me, I kept swaying back and forth if the site was legit or not, when I seen it on the mc forums. I wonder if some of the users thing it's legit lol

There was a real funny one I seen yestersday trying to demonise Harry Potter, trying to say Herminoine(however you spell it) had been currupted by the films and had turned into a slut etc. Didn't bother trying to find out if it was legitimate.

Author:  LordAzuRa [ 21 Nov 2010, 18:53 ]
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This is humm.... An interesting theory???? :shock:

Author:  Xesdra [ 21 Nov 2010, 20:53 ]
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This was a laugh! Nice way to start my day!

Author:  prototypedesign [ 21 Nov 2010, 21:14 ]
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[SpA]Hafnium wrote:
Dude, the OP in that thread has a badge for punching the most queers. Its a joke.
Don't be sure, there are a lot of religious people in America who legitimately feel that way.

Also, have creepers ever been grey like that?

Author:  Pandorum [ 21 Nov 2010, 21:17 ]
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When they blow up I'm sure they flash grey/white.

Author:  prototypedesign [ 21 Nov 2010, 21:49 ]
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Maybe, but it looked to me like all the creepers in that photo were grey.

Author:  SomethingAmazing [ 21 Nov 2010, 23:16 ]
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actually filler, americans ARE that dumb...trust me.

Author:  theytookourjobs [ 23 Nov 2010, 23:52 ]
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filler why nuke america yeah were idiots but them, there mentally retarded, dropped on their head when the were born :63 and
walk into walls. and look at his name "CRANKY old man" old guys r allways doing dumb stuff like that.
and i swear that he was on his period when he made that post.

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