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| Author: | Lim-Dul [ 30 Nov 2010, 00:14 ] |
| Post subject: | LOLNotch! |
I meant to post this since November 26th: Quote: I struggled for a long time to figure out exactly why players and mobs would sometimes vanish when players respawn, and finally gave up and asked Jakob to help me sort out the problem.
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| Author: | cmanrocks500 [ 30 Nov 2010, 00:18 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LOLNotch! |
LOLNOTCH
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| Author: | TmanDude [ 30 Nov 2010, 00:19 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LOLNotch! |
yesz |
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| Author: | Capi [ 30 Nov 2010, 05:20 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LOLNotch! |
Who would have thought he would ask for someone elses help? baby steps little notchy. baby steps |
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| Author: | Xesdra [ 30 Nov 2010, 06:15 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LOLNotch! |
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| Author: | SomethingAmazing [ 30 Nov 2010, 07:14 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LOLNotch! |
how much time of your life did you waste typing that out, xes? |
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| Author: | Xesdra [ 30 Nov 2010, 07:34 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LOLNotch! |
It's called copy and paste SA! 
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| Author: | Fehzor [ 30 Nov 2010, 08:04 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LOLNotch! |
Yeah, I read that. I've had it happen to me too, I ask for someone to come look at my code, and then I see the mistake as I explain it. |
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| Author: | Lim-Dul [ 30 Nov 2010, 08:22 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LOLNotch! |
I think you missed the true story here, Fehzor. The story is that Notch FINALLY asked someone for help instead of running a one man show AND, what do you know, the results were positive. He should have started WAAAAAY back, perhaps when designing some of Minecraft basics. |
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| Author: | Fehzor [ 30 Nov 2010, 08:59 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LOLNotch! |
[SpA]Lim-Dul wrote: I think you missed the true story here, Fehzor. The story is that Notch FINALLY asked someone for help instead of running a one man show AND, what do you know, the results were positive. He should have started WAAAAAY back, perhaps when designing some of Minecraft basics.
No, I understood the point. I know all about how Notch sucks. Its been said too many times for me to find interest in restating it.
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| Author: | FillerB [ 30 Nov 2010, 09:08 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LOLNotch! |
It's great that he asked for help this time, but do you really think LOLNOTCH will do it more often now? Chances are this was more or less a exception that his coding genius couldn't tackle and he'll go straight back to the one man show. |
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| Author: | Lim-Dul [ 30 Nov 2010, 09:17 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LOLNotch! |
Yeah, that's a problem. To be honest the quote slightly disturbed me. i.e. I thought he was working with the people he hired very closely already and not on a case-to-case basis. :-\ |
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| Author: | FillerB [ 30 Nov 2010, 09:24 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LOLNotch! |
From what I gathered from wikipedia/blog his new henchman are: Jens Bergensten: Backend Daniel Kaplan: business management Jakob Porser: Working on that super secret other game "Junkboy": pixelartist So none of them are actually tied to programming Minecraft and its thus still very much a one-man-show. |
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| Author: | ProtectMyBalls [ 30 Nov 2010, 10:27 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LOLNotch! |
Xesdra wrote: It's called copy and paste SA!
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| Author: | Ollieboy [ 30 Nov 2010, 13:02 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LOLNotch! |
[SpA]Lim-Dul wrote: Yeah, that's a problem. To be honest the quote slightly disturbed me. i.e. I thought he was working with the people he hired very closely already and not on a case-to-case basis. :-\
Maybe...just maybe he will learn from this experience.
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| Author: | prototypedesign [ 30 Nov 2010, 14:14 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LOLNotch! |
Hey, it's Notch. Efficiency is not his strong suit. He may be brilliant, but if he didn't waste 85% of that with random wanderings of his mind and stubborn individuality, we'd have no random stuff in Minecraft, which would be kinda boring. |
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| Author: | FillerB [ 30 Nov 2010, 14:24 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LOLNotch! |
prototypedesign wrote: ... He may be brilliant, ...
Yeah.... If even half the things I heard are true then "brilliant" isnt the word you are looking for. "Lucky bastard" is more like it.
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| Author: | prototypedesign [ 30 Nov 2010, 14:52 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LOLNotch! |
He's in Mensa. He's a certified genius. (Which, of course, assumes that their tests are valid) |
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| Author: | FillerB [ 30 Nov 2010, 14:59 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LOLNotch! |
MENSA is just about the IQ, which doesn't really say shit about how smart you actual are and how you go about solving problems. |
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| Author: | PetePorty [ 30 Nov 2010, 16:42 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LOLNotch! |
I know a lot of people in MENSA, and a friend told me to take an IQ test to get in. I did take the test, and my score was even higher than what they asked for, so I concluded people in there aren't real geniuses... |
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| Author: | SomethingAmazing [ 30 Nov 2010, 18:29 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LOLNotch! |
[SpA]ProtectMyBalls wrote: Xesdra wrote: It's called copy and paste SA!
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| Author: | Pure@Craft [ 03 Dec 2010, 16:00 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LOLNotch! |
hmm.. I hope notch stops ignoring every freakin help .... (lol we all know this will never happen) |
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| Author: | Kirshi [ 03 Dec 2010, 19:01 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LOLNotch! |
SomethingAmazing wrote: [SpA]ProtectMyBalls wrote: (jkjk about the smart thing. x3) |
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| Author: | Lim-Dul [ 20 Dec 2010, 20:36 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LOLNotch! |
So, time to open a new chapter in the LOLNotch epic. As we all know Minecraft just entered "Beta", which seems to be mainly defined by a price raise, name change and throwable eggs. ;-) Undocumented features include bugs that I found within like 30 seconds of launching the server: Chunks aren't properly lighted, items dupe, consuming inventory items crashes clients, connections are dropped repeatedly and best part of all for MacOSX users - the client crashes on startup BUT Notch won't fix this until tomorrow, since he released a buggy piece of shit patch again and just... went home... Ha, ha, ha! This proves that he doesn't do ANY kind of bug testing whatsoever AND that he doesn't have a clue how to handle a release schedule properly. Mind you, he has been working on this patch for like a month... [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFKylgGk ... 26fmt%3D18[/youtube] |
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| Author: | FillerB [ 20 Dec 2010, 20:42 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LOLNotch! |
[SpA]Lim-Dul wrote: This proves that he doesn't do ANY kind of bug testing whatsoever AND that he doesn't have a clue how to handle a release schedule properly. Mind you, he has been working on this patch for like a month...
Didn't we already knew this world shattering news with the Halloween-update? And he had 2(!) months for that one.
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| Author: | Reload25 [ 20 Dec 2010, 21:48 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LOLNotch! |
PetePorty wrote: I know a lot of people in MENSA, and a friend told me to take an IQ test to get in. I did take the test, and my score was even higher than what they asked for, so I concluded people in there aren't real geniuses...
Right....
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| Author: | Reload25 [ 20 Dec 2010, 23:19 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LOLNotch! |
Yay notch! I can stay logged into SMP for upto a minute now! Also my singleplayer FPS is 60 less then usual!! :DDD |
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| Author: | kattoo [ 21 Dec 2010, 00:48 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LOLNotch! |
Notch should have changed 'beta' to 'Cataclysm' >.< |
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| Author: | computerhead [ 21 Dec 2010, 01:06 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LOLNotch! |
Lim if it is possible please turn off mobs the server is unplayable at the moment. on another note eggs spawn chickens now |
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| Author: | [SpA]JuncoPartner [ 21 Dec 2010, 05:27 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: LOLNotch! |
No point having a temp map without mobs, that's what makes it fun. |
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