..have just gotten a damn sight better! i literally just exploded in my pants!



LOL!


ALSO what are your favourite christmas movies?

Mine are:
Scrooged!
Home Alone
Die Hard

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Die Hard of course, and Bad Santa.

Did you watch the fucking trailer moist!! you better have, its a cross between the thing and... fuck it, christmas!

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I have to tell you... I thought it looked a bit shit.

that is the point...

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I'm not sure if they show the christmas specials i grew up with in some of your guy's countries, but they scared the shit out of me when i was little. Especially Mr. Heat Miser....
*shutters*

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Oh! That reminds me of this old short:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HprCPd9K ... re=related[/youtube]
Should be the same guys, no? rare exports.
Interesting to see a full-fledged film with a feral Santa :)

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that was pretty cool

im under no impression this will be cinematic gold, but i love anti-xmas films, or xmas films with a twist

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Die Hard 1 and 2, they make my Christmas.

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The opening scene of Scrooged makes my christmas!


sorry the video is shit, only one on the tube :S

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Am I the only one here who wants to see humanity die on Christmas? Hypocritical period of the year. Buy yourself out of the duty to be a sociable human being by giving money to some poor case where 80 percent of the money disappears to asshole bureaucrats. Act like your all caring, social and giving one period of the year to drive your fat mercedes the rest of the year. Stand in line for some but ugly Uggs which costed the life of about a few dozen rabbits while your a fucking vegetarian! AAARRRRGHHHHHHHHh
Yeah yeah, HO HO HO....
Christmas for me is doing as usual but with more weed...
Big bag of weed next to me and see if I can get to the state where I can hibernate all through this farce!

Capitalistic egocentric assholes is what this world is turning in. Next to that, a bunch of hypocritical religious ppl stole the whole freaking idea of christmas and made it all about the birth of jesus. If anyone uberhaupt knows who jesus actually was, it wouldn't hurt ppl to actually remember the pseudo jesus out of that rererererererererererewritten bible story and try to freaking be a little more like him the whole fucking year!
God damn it, for all that's matter, jesus could've been a robbing salesman that got glorified in all the rewritten versions.
You all know that experiment where you tell one person a story in his ear and let him pass that through, so on and so on, that you get totally different stuff at the end. That same thing goes for books that are thousands of years old and rewritten a few million times. Or are you gonna tell me you read the original version that got written? Yeah, copies were made by hand a long period before we got metal machines humping leaves of trees!
Anyway, I get grumpy winter periods and I peak at christmas. I'm not your regular scrooge, no, I'm perfectly clear about this the whole freaking year and I don't try to be an hypocrytical and egocentrical asshole. I just can't stand humanity anymore in so many ways...
Yeah yeah, go eat your bellies full of crap you don't need, sing your merry freaking songs. Some ppl even get it to their hearts to give soup to the poor one day in a whole year.
You know what, I'll make a deal with humanity. I'll stop being grumpy on christmas when everyone in the world promises me to be the biggest arsehole they can be, 1 (2) days a year and then trying to actually be a giving sociable caring person the whole rest of the FUCKING YEAR!

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im pretty sure jesus was born in the summer too.

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Couldn't give a shit about the day personally, all I do over Christmas is get drunk with my friends and family.

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My laptop started playing a Discharge(hardcore punk) song during the trailer, I got confused D:
but yeah gotta see that, looks boss.

As sick of humanity as I am, a chance to eat copius amounts of cheap chocolate, and ripping open shitty presents, will buy me out any day. Not to mention a break from the mind numbing lack lustre state of television these days, only to watch some quality films, like all mentioned above.

Most all though, Jingle all he way

"It's Turbo time!"

i just like hanging out with my family, watching movies, enjoying the tree, the smells and the food

and the booze

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-"You've really worked out your banter, haven't you?"
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Yeah christmas is just fun really, good atmosphere, I've never been short of excuses to get drunk, but it's only times like christmas I get the whole gang together, as we're all at uni, or busy with jobs etc.

Why? Were you there to witness it all? The only thing that I know for sure is that there are millions of ppl doing something terrible in the name of religion (don't get me wrong, some still seem to be doing ok) and that there are a shit load of books. There's absolutely no proof jesus existed at all tbh. Imagine idiots praising the hunchback of notre dame in a few thousands years. The hunchback of notre dame yeah, the one that turned poor ppl into rich ppl with a blink of his sphincter, the one that made poverty disappear when he battled the crocodile of hunger in the nile, the one that ate all the food that made everyone hungry, the hunchback that turned poo into soft cuddly blankets to keep ppl warm at night, the hunchback that gave us the HD GoPro Hero that changed the world...
I need some food right now before I start eating new borns and our lovely Hunchback messiah has to come save these little ones...

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Yeah, i was holding the cam corder and one of mary's legs!

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Jingle All the Way

enjoyable film ^^ only at xmas thou

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Being brought up a Christian I now have great pleasure in spending Christmas alone, away from the family (they live in another country) starting the day with a bottle of Champagne and OJ aka Bucks Fizz and to cook what I want, eat what I want, drink what I want and get completely wasted on whatever I can get my hands on and watch this:



I've also got about 40+ films to watch, mostly horrors. So that's how I'll be spending my Christmas.

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I love elf, i think its a really sweet film, Ferrell was a great casting choice, same director as Iron Man plus i love the stop motion animated animals lol

plus your xmas day sounds THE TITS! plus there are loads of Horror xmas films to watch, including Jack Frost

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-"You've really worked out your banter, haven't you?"
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most (vast majority) of the new transalations of the bible go back to the original hebrew/greek manuscripts. they really couldn't do any better if they tried (which they do)
my history teacher (who's not a Christian and who tends to be right about this sort of thing) told me that there's more proof that Jesus existed than there is proof that Caeser existed. and i know for a fact that there is historical evidence that Jesus was definitely a real person.

umm. the whole idea of christmas, according to christians, is the birth of Jesus. i don't really see what you're getting at here.

i agree about the hypocrisy of Christmas, but i disagree that it's actual, real Christians who are striving for such hypocrisy. we're the ones who are trying to remind people what it's actually about. sure, if it gets renamed to winterfest as the PC squad would like and everyone forgets that it had anything to do with Christianity, then it won't be a hypocritical thing anymore - but if that happens, it means that the bureaucrats win. and that would be a sad, sad turn of events.

anyway. that's off topic.

and this isn't.

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Even if they try mini, your talking about a legend that's a few thousands year old. Even if you do your best you'll get faults. Next to that you can't tell us what's glorified anymore or not. And christmas itself used to be about something totally different and something that didn't have to do anything with Christianity. As i said, don't get me wrong, there are still ppl succeeding in doing something good with their religion. There's also a large group of retardees who fail too hard in being an actual nice human being all in the name of religon. Something that can be found among a lot in the world, like soccer for instance.

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hey im not Christian, but i lived in germany and really fell in love with xmas as a feeling, i dont celebrate the birth of christ, even though the date and name son of god was stolen from the Egyptians. but i enjoy spending time with my family and being merry

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Going to the Christmas Market with TinkerBell was pretty damned awesome.

I'm not exactly the biggest lover of Christmas, but that came very close to converting me. I think the only thing that stopped it was my hands turning into solid lumps of ice cause I was constantly holding my camera, and it was COLD!!

Well I really don't think it matters if he was real or not, the thing with religion is that it gives people a reason to keep going and what not. Thats a good thing i geuss... And saying is that allot of religios people are reatards is a bit weird, you got proof for that or is that just just your point of view? And even if you were right there also allot of retardes doing stupid stuff out of anything-not-to-do-with-religion!

But back on topic: I tend to avoid the christmas thing, same movies, music etc every year:S Thank god i work during christmas:D

Christmas can prepare me a line of coke.

On a side not so side note, I usually don't find much wrong with religion itself. I usually have a large issue with what a lot of ppl do with that religion!

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Nightmare before Christmas.

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