HI.










Ok time for some real content.
I play minecraft, I am a Member at the moment.

I was promoted to Builder back in October i think (Would have been about 12-14 weeks now) by Mozrila for having the BEST house ever.

I live in Australia, I am self employed, I Study Full-time and have a licence but no car.
I am doing my HSC course (Higher School Certificate for non-ausfags) which lets me goto university if i want.

I am 17, I'm a guy (not fat).
I like sandwiches and coke. I drink lots of coke. To the point where i am dependent on it.

I also like pie and cake.

I don't drink,smoke or really care about sex. Yeah i'm REALLY boring (Pete will make fun of me wont he?).

I LOVE Building computers. It's my most favorite thing.
I like cats too. Fuck you if you think that's gay

Nothing feels better than kicking a griefer on freebuild. Although i do like warning them and then they stop. That happens rarely, and i rarely remember that not everyone on the internet is a 12 year old fuckwit looking for trolling.

And last but not least my name is Thomas.

Well Hai der!

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#Rico_Faraguez: I WANT KIRSHIS MOANS!!!!!!!!!

Kirshi Fur: they're up in my bummmmmmmmmmmmmm

luketainsh: i need you rico
luketainsh: <3
#Rico_Faraguez: Alright, then, bye

I do enjoy sex, but I'm the one that drinks and smokes the least around here...

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I'm new. Or Old. Either way, I'm too awesome for a sig right now.

Hey! Welcome! and Sup!

A few things.... please don't use green text... ever again...

and

" how are you not fat?

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-"You've really worked out your banter, haven't you?"
-"No, not really. This is a different thing, it's spontaneous and it's called wit."

yay i didn't get troll'd

Ok i'll start from the start i suppose

The green was to be pretentious and because i can... Which goes back to being pretentious.

And i'm really not fat... No i'm being serious.

Also Meant i'm dependent on caffeine not coke...

AND I'M NOT FAT

I'm fat

a can of coke has 10 teas spoons of sugar in it, so you must have a hell of a metabolism... if not fat, bad skin?

i didnt ask about why you used green, just that you shouldn't

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-"You've really worked out your banter, haven't you?"
-"No, not really. This is a different thing, it's spontaneous and it's called wit."

I'm sorry if i offended you ... But i'm really not fat

So am I!

No, wait... you're not fat!

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I'm new. Or Old. Either way, I'm too awesome for a sig right now.

That is the most recent pic of saint i could find, his owner is pretty sick of carrying him to be perfectly honest.

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-"You've really worked out your banter, haven't you?"
-"No, not really. This is a different thing, it's spontaneous and it's called wit."

lulz.
Anyhoo, I've met you quite a few times in game and you seem a nice fellow Welcome, even though you've been here longer than me'

I think you overestimate the sexual attraction that pete holds over women. He could always pay though.

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Judging from your post Planitia, me and you could never be friends.

NEXT!

:O WHY THE FUCK NOT!

Actually i really don't care... unless you're important, than i care only a little

Why would you come on to a forum and declare that you're not really interested in sex?

Ask yourself, why not?

Is sex an interest now?

Should I list it under my hobbies?

What relevance does an individuals sexual preference have to do with anything here?

It's a pretty weird thing to include in an introduction to a bunch of strangers.

EDIT: Although, admittedly, not as weird as 'I'm a furry. Deal with it'

So now isn't a good time to go indetph

Hello and welcome!

Can I have a bit of your pie??

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Got any glue?

Hey Planitia!
What do you prefer? Cake or pie? Choose your answer very carefully!

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Well...

That depends on what mood i'm in
What kind of cake or pie it is.
The weather.
The quality of the cake or pie.
And in what way it is served.

Nice to see you know your sweet stuff!

Okay, the situation is like this:
You're in a good mood, listening to your favourite music.
It's a warm evening and you just had a really tasty dinner.
and before you, you have two perfect "specimen" of chocolate cake and apple pie. They are served on a silver plate, with a little blob of wipped cream on the side as a decoration.

Make your choice!


And yes, you can have both.

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FYI he is GZEUS and he will shove a lighting bolt up yo' ass if your answer displeases him!

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-"You've really worked out your banter, haven't you?"
-"No, not really. This is a different thing, it's spontaneous and it's called wit."

Cake isn't for dessert. It's a snack.

Apple Pie is a dessert. So that is my choice.

apple pie can be a snack :< or a meal :<

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-"You've really worked out your banter, haven't you?"
-"No, not really. This is a different thing, it's spontaneous and it's called wit."

Cake is appropriate for every occasion!

You have angered me!!

I quite like pie, but I think it is more of a snack than a dessert. Cakes as I know them in Europe tend to be of lighter consistency and you can't really satisfy your hunger eating them. Apple pies, on the other hand, have apples in them, which are good as a snack.

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Cake is much different in Australia. All of our chocolate is treated so it doesn't melt at our room temperature. Europe can make lighter cakes because they work well in the climate.

And you're right, Apple pie can be a snack but over here again it's more of a winter dessert.

BTW I'll send someone money to send me European chocolate. we have imitations here but it still has additives to keep it solid... ruining the taste. And yes easter here is horrible, very messy as again less additives to increase quality which means more $$$... But still crap.

PS if anyone suggests Hershey's (I think it has an ') i'll personally kill you. I had a friend bring some back from the U$ and it was the single worst thing i have ever eaten.

well thats a relief

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[put awesome image here]... didn't work.

Dairy milk or Galaxy is where its at

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