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Author:  ProtectMyBalls [ 15 Dec 2010, 11:26 ]
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WE BOUT TO GET DRUNK OFF PANCAKES!

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(she is really hot :5: what up!)


"EpicMealTime"

Best. Cooking Show. Ever. 8) Well, funniest at least!

And they are Canadian before this turns into a "lol fat yank" thread ^^ lol




Breakfast Fortress



MeatBall Deathstar




Fast Food Sushi



TurBaconEpic Thanksgiving



Massive Meat Log


Author:  [SpA]JuncoPartner [ 15 Dec 2010, 12:53 ]
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Holy shit, besting cooking show, EVER.

haha hash browns, Hash.. browns, cheese sticks, Cheese.. sticks

Author:  ProtectMyBalls [ 15 Dec 2010, 13:05 ]
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bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..

candied bacon, dog treats for men!

Author:  [SpA]ArchLurker_Chad [ 15 Dec 2010, 14:02 ]
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I'd not call that stuff "sushi". Not a grain of rice in there to begin with :/
They make me cry :'(

Author:  ProtectMyBalls [ 15 Dec 2010, 14:04 ]
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BOUT TO TAKE SUSHI AND GIVE IT A FAST FOOD BUKKAKE! :ugly:

Author:  [SpA]Minimoose! [ 15 Dec 2010, 15:30 ]
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excellent :D

Author:  [SpA]Migu [ 15 Dec 2010, 19:31 ]
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Can't watch any of those videos in "my" country... :roll:

Author:  ProtectMyBalls [ 15 Dec 2010, 19:55 ]
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[SpA]Migu wrote:
Can't watch any of those videos in "my" country... :roll:
wtf :S why?!! what has germany got against bacon?! and bacon wrapped in bacon?! with a bacon sauce, with bacon bits!

Author:  TinkerBell [ 16 Dec 2010, 08:19 ]
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[SpA]ProtectMyBalls wrote:
[SpA]Migu wrote:
Can't watch any of those videos in "my" country... :roll:
wtf :S why?!! what has germany got against bacon?! and bacon wrapped in bacon?! with a bacon sauce, with bacon bits!
Yeah... Germany dont like bacon because its evil! Stupid youtube...

Author:  ProtectMyBalls [ 16 Dec 2010, 10:42 ]
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Germany is sausage mad :twisted:

Author:  FillerB [ 16 Dec 2010, 11:06 ]
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Sausages owns bacon any time of the day. Hmmmm bratwurst with good mayonnaise.

Author:  ProtectMyBalls [ 16 Dec 2010, 11:31 ]
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DON'T BE A BACON HATER!

CAUSE WE DON'T FUCK AROUND, AT BREAKFAST!

Author:  FillerB [ 16 Dec 2010, 11:34 ]
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Oh I don't hate bacon at all. It's just that impossibly enough sausages are even BETTER.

Author:  ProtectMyBalls [ 16 Dec 2010, 11:53 ]
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I propose a union wrap that bitch ass sausage up in BACON! ya feelin me! give that pig a blanket!

Sausage wrapped in Bacon, That's Smart.

Custom! :5:

Author:  FillerB [ 16 Dec 2010, 12:03 ]
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You sir just blew my mind. I'll be having that for breakfast saturday.

Author:  ProtectMyBalls [ 16 Dec 2010, 12:15 ]
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lol! then wrap that bitch in a bacon flavoured omelette and then make a bacon tortilla for it.
THE DEEP FRY THAT BIATCH IN BEER BATTER! WE BOUT TO GET DRUNK!

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are you from Germany FillerB ?

Author:  FillerB [ 16 Dec 2010, 12:23 ]
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Netherlands, though I don't really care about the state of my arteries a deep fried "sausage wrapped in bacon wrapped in a bacon flavored omellete" tortilla sounds like it would cause my heart to rip out of my chest and beat me to dead with a bacon wrapped baseball bat.

Author:  ProtectMyBalls [ 16 Dec 2010, 12:29 ]
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mmmm bacon wrapped baseball bat! mmmmmm :mrgreen: Sorry i assumed german because of the sausage love you showed! weird that germans cant watch these videos... i bet it is due to the bacon. :ugly:

im a pretty healthy eater in contrast to my post, fresh hand made meals almost everyday, and i get my 7 a day too, unless im drunk... OFF MUTHA HUMPIN PANCAKES DAWG!

the EpicMealTime guys only do this once a week too... but they will die young ! :twisted:

Author:  FillerB [ 16 Dec 2010, 12:37 ]
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Ever saw "Man v Food"? It's not so much a cooking show as it is the televised version of thisiswhyyouarefat.com but goddamn some of the stuff shown on there looks delicious.

Author:  ProtectMyBalls [ 16 Dec 2010, 12:45 ]
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FillerB wrote:
Ever saw "Man v Food"? It's not so much a cooking show as it is the televised version of thisiswhyyouarefat.com but goddamn some of the stuff shown on there looks delicious.
hehe i saw a bit of an episode, he was eating some spicey ass chillis :twisted:

My favourite cooking show is "In Search of Perfection" with Heston Blumenthal; who if you haven't heard of is a self taught molecular gastronomist and 3 starred Michelin chef :D

Author:  [SpA]JuncoPartner [ 16 Dec 2010, 14:03 ]
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Heston's Feasts is better, all shit he makes.
Gingerbread house, edible garden, vibrating dildo jelly, and didn't he make guests eat off a fake skeleton or something once?

Author:  ProtectMyBalls [ 16 Dec 2010, 14:09 ]
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JuncoPartner wrote:
Heston's Feasts is better, all shit he makes.
Gingerbread house, edible garden, vibrating dildo jelly, and didn't he make guests eat off a fake skeleton or something once?
It's a very awesome show too, i love how he can just do whatever, but that's why i prefer "in search of" because he has to deal with the challenge of making the recipe work in your average kitchen. :D

Author:  Hafnium [ 16 Dec 2010, 14:11 ]
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This topic makes me salivate and feel sick at the same time. Well done.

Author:  Fehzor [ 17 Dec 2010, 06:25 ]
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Thats... hilarious, and awesome. I might actually have to make some of that.

Author:  Reload25 [ 19 Dec 2010, 07:05 ]
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[SpA]ProtectMyBalls wrote:
bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..bacon strip..

candied bacon, dog treats for men!
*pants*

Author:  FillerB [ 19 Dec 2010, 15:18 ]
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FillerB wrote:
You sir just blew my mind. I'll be having that for breakfast saturday.
Well it's sunday now... And to be honest it wasn't as good as it sounds.

Author:  ProtectMyBalls [ 20 Dec 2010, 12:08 ]
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FillerB wrote:
FillerB wrote:
You sir just blew my mind. I'll be having that for breakfast saturday.
Well it's sunday now... And to be honest it wasn't as good as it sounds.
did you make a fortress ? :shock:

Author:  FillerB [ 20 Dec 2010, 15:14 ]
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No, I made this thing
[SpA]ProtectMyBalls wrote:
I propose a union wrap that bitch ass sausage up in BACON! ya feelin me! give that pig a blanket!

Sausage wrapped in Bacon, That's Smart.

Custom! :5:
Yes it was bacon-y, yes it was sausage-y but it really wasn't the godly union you would think it would be. It was juicy as hell though.

Author:  ProtectMyBalls [ 20 Dec 2010, 15:20 ]
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did you wrap all of it in bacon again? with Jack Daniels maple syrup on top?

:mrgreen:

Author:  FillerB [ 20 Dec 2010, 15:49 ]
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Maple Syrup ON meat? God no. I hate maple syrup so much even the combined energy output of the sun wouldn't be enough to fuel the rage I would feel if somebody put it on my meat. Maple Syrup has only one place, and that is on pancakes. Even then there are FAAAAAAR superior alternatives such as raspberry jam. Especially when combined with bacon.

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