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Author:  KingCrab72 [ 16 Feb 2011, 04:27 ]
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Whats up??? The names KingCrab

I'm a laid back guy who likes to chill and have fun. I play on Special Attack's freebuild and am currently a veteran.

I am 17 years old and don't smoke, drink, or do drugs, and I'm a virgin (boring, aren't I?). I can pretty much get along with anybody. I love working with computers and coming up with unique ways to solve problems. I play football and throw discus in track. I'll be majoring in Computer Engineering in college this Fall. I'm a huge movie fan and I can answer almost any question about Lord of the Rings or Lion King there is.

I enjoy Special Attack for its relaxed atmosphere. I enjoy kicking the little griefers that have no clue I'm still watching them after warning them. I hate trolls who disrupt the atmosphere of the server. Thats about it...

- KingCr@b
Author:  [SpA]Revenge [ 16 Feb 2011, 08:37 ]
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Good intro, welcome to the forums!
Author:  TinkerBell [ 16 Feb 2011, 09:09 ]
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Good morning and welcome :18
Author:  [SpA]SaintK [ 16 Feb 2011, 09:29 ]
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deathliest catch.
Author:  DrMcMoist [ 16 Feb 2011, 09:55 ]
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OH! So you're a VIRGIN!?

Please tell us MORE!
Author:  ProtectMyBalls [ 16 Feb 2011, 09:58 ]
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speaking of crabs, have you seen those 5m wide king crabs off the coast of norway etc! badass, they are massive! 8)
Author:  KingCrab72 [ 16 Feb 2011, 14:40 ]
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[SpA]ProtectMyBalls wrote:
speaking of crabs, have you seen those 5m wide king crabs off the coast of norway etc! badass, they are massive! 8)

No pics??
Author:  ProtectMyBalls [ 16 Feb 2011, 15:25 ]
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Couldn't find an image of a 5m one, but these are just young ones.

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This is an artists impression of the larger ones...
Author:  Hit_Girl [ 16 Feb 2011, 15:51 ]
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Author:  ProtectMyBalls [ 16 Feb 2011, 16:01 ]
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:ugly: lol this thread has got crabs...



had to be done... im sorry...
Author:  [SpA]JuncoPartner [ 16 Feb 2011, 16:33 ]
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Not strictly a crab, but this is the coconut crab, look at it, it's nasty D:

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Author:  ProtectMyBalls [ 16 Feb 2011, 16:53 ]
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i dont give a shit, I WOULD EAT THAT! :D nomomomom!
Author:  annarack [ 16 Feb 2011, 17:02 ]
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Hi KingCrab :18
KingCrab72 wrote:
I am 17 years old and don't smoke, drink, or do drugs, and I'm a virgin (boring, aren't I?).
Just because you don't smoke, drink or do drugs and you are a virgin doesn't mean you are boring. I know plenty of people that smoke, drink do drugs and are not virgins and they bore the shit out of me, especially when they are sober :shock:

Other than that nice intro and welcome :mrgreen:
Author:  ProtectMyBalls [ 16 Feb 2011, 17:11 ]
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Plus, apart from sex, all those things are illegal for someone of his age :mrgreen: (depending on where he is from)
Author:  [SpA]JuncoPartner [ 16 Feb 2011, 17:39 ]
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[SpA]ProtectMyBalls wrote:
Plus, apart from sex, all those things are illegal for someone of his age :mrgreen: (depending on where he is from)
Things are more fun when they're illegal :4

KingCrab you should drink, and do drugs, best out of three man :mrgreen:
Author:  Scrathy [ 16 Feb 2011, 17:48 ]
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Hello!
Do drugs and drink and sex at the same time, trust me its awsome!
Author:  [SpA]SaintK [ 16 Feb 2011, 17:59 ]
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Scrathy wrote:
Hello!
Do drugs and drink and sex at the same time, trust me its awsome!
Lay off the weed though. Being completely off this world stoned ain't going to help you... at all!
Author:  ProtectMyBalls [ 16 Feb 2011, 18:01 ]
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[SpA]SaintK wrote:
Scrathy wrote:
Hello!
Do drugs and drink and sex at the same time, trust me its awsome!
Lay off the weed though. Being completely off this world stoned ain't going to help you... at all!
Unless you review movies, produce music, create art etc :lol:
Author:  [SpA]SaintK [ 16 Feb 2011, 18:04 ]
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[SpA]ProtectMyBalls wrote:
[SpA]SaintK wrote:

Lay off the weed though. Being completely off this world stoned ain't going to help you... at all!
Unless you review movies, produce music, create art etc :lol:
Yes, cause I'll be fkin stoned and drunk, having sex reviewing movies, producing music and creating art?!

Sounds like a plan balls :mrgreen:
Author:  ProtectMyBalls [ 16 Feb 2011, 18:16 ]
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:5: deal! ROCKY!

tbh i haven't had any weed since December, but since im now getting up a fuck load earlier before my brain is just about as fried as it was when i was baked. Bit more stressy during games now thou haha
Author:  KingCrab72 [ 17 Feb 2011, 00:00 ]
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Things that are illegal might be fun, but they also come with consequences. And I live in the U.S. so all of it is illegal at my age. Except sex, but the only reason I haven't done that yet is because ironically enough there were 5, yes FIVE kids at our school who all used condoms and the girl had birth control...They are now new mommies and daddies. Parents would disown me if that happened...

And I'm perfectly happy without drugs, alcohol, or cigarettes. I don't need em...

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Author:  [SpA]don_don_don [ 17 Feb 2011, 00:22 ]
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Hello Crab, good to see you've finally made this intro :D
Welcome again ^^
Author:  ProtectMyBalls [ 17 Feb 2011, 01:23 ]
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that crab picture is better :<
Author:  Hafnium [ 17 Feb 2011, 06:12 ]
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So, um, who's your favorite fantasy author?

xD
Author:  TinkerBell [ 17 Feb 2011, 09:03 ]
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Wow... I was googeling crabs now for a while, because its interesteing and this coconut crab is really rather BIG. I did not know that we have such big crabs... :shock:

This is really not the animal I want to meet in a dark night.... But... Now I know I could meet it and so its not so bad anymore :D

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Author:  [SpA]SaintK [ 17 Feb 2011, 09:09 ]
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[SpA]TinkerBell wrote:
Wow... I was googeling crabs now for a while, because its interesteing and this coconut crab is really rather BIG. I did not know that we have such big crabs... :shock:

This is really not the animal I want to meet in a dark night.... But... Now I know I could meet it and so its not so bad anymore :D

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That almost looks as if it came straight from the Power ranges.... :mrgreen:
Author:  ProtectMyBalls [ 17 Feb 2011, 10:04 ]
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Look's delicious!
Author:  KingCrab72 [ 17 Feb 2011, 14:32 ]
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[SpA]Hafnium wrote:
So, um, who's your favorite fantasy author?

xD
I love all fantasy writers the same due to the fact that they all make me happy :wink:
Author:  TinkerBell [ 17 Feb 2011, 16:22 ]
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Author:  TinkerBell [ 17 Feb 2011, 16:24 ]
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Is it a bit weird that its fastinating me so much that I am googleing now the second time this day crabs for 20 minutes?


AND: it cannot swim! It would die when he gets under water!!!! Poor crab!
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