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 Post subject: Re: Red Dead Redemption
PostPosted: 27 May 2010, 10:41 
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[SpA]DrMcMoist wrote:
HOT BATBOD!

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 Post subject: Re: Red Dead Redemption
PostPosted: 27 May 2010, 10:48 
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[quote="[SpA]DrMcMoist"]

Or even this guy;
If that one was me, i would be grasping the ladies breast ^^ (you cant be arrested for assault if there is a snake attack - [and i do mean the reptile])

I love how this guy went from alligator and escalated down all the all the way to fucking flying squirrel then mole! :ugly:

I wish Red Dead had gators in it and you could wrestle them, but you die in this, if u go in water (i hate it when games do that)

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 Post subject: Re: Red Dead Redemption
PostPosted: 27 May 2010, 14:11 
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[SpA]annarack wrote:
[SpA]DrMcMoist wrote:
HOT BATBOD!
Somehow, I doubt he'd be interested Anna. :ugly:

I think he'd be looking for a Robin, as opposed to a Batgirl, if you know what I mean. :wink:
[SpA]ProtectMyBalls wrote:
If that one was me, i would be grasping the ladies breast ^^ (you cant be arrested for assault if there is a snake attack - [and i do mean the reptile])

I love how this guy went from alligator and escalated down all the all the way to fucking flying squirrel then mole! :ugly:

I wish Red Dead had gators in it and you could wrestle them, but you die in this, if u go in water (i hate it when games do that)
I know, I love how retarded the animals get that are attacking him.

Why isn't he fighting real animals, like cougars or bears? :ugly:

Weasels and flying squirrels are never going to pose a massive threat.


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 Post subject: Re: Red Dead Redemption
PostPosted: 27 May 2010, 14:12 
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[SpA]DrMcMoist wrote:
[SpA]annarack wrote:
HOT BATBOD!
Somehow, I doubt he'd be interested Anna. :ugly:

I think he'd be looking for a Robin, as opposed to a Batgirl, if you know what I mean. :wink:
Ach who cares... EYE CANDY! XD

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 Post subject: Re: Red Dead Redemption
PostPosted: 29 May 2010, 02:36 
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I was playing with my brother in free-roam when a group of cougars started to appear. I managed to nail a few when suddenly one of them attacked my horse from behind and killed it with one hit. So I ragdolled to the ground unable to do anything when the furry sumabitch raped me while I lied there. Annoyingly I shot it about 4 times in the face before it attacked while it killed me in one hit. Yeah, makes sense. :4


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 Post subject: Re: Red Dead Redemption
PostPosted: 29 May 2010, 11:56 
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It makes sense because they are infact Satan with whiskers... i tried lassoing one the other day, i also tried shooting it in the legs so i could get my knife kill in. Both attempts failed horribly. But i know how they work now,.. i am making a plan of attack...

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 Post subject: Re: Red Dead Redemption
PostPosted: 29 May 2010, 14:20 
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The game is so amazingly brilliant - immersion from the world is just staggering. Cheating in poker owns, before I got used to cheating I executed every poker player in Armadillo and had no one to play with :ugly:


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 Post subject: Re: Red Dead Redemption
PostPosted: 29 May 2010, 14:33 
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It's the business Bart.

Plain and simple. :mrgreen:


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 Post subject: Re: Red Dead Redemption
PostPosted: 29 May 2010, 19:07 
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[SpA]ProtectMyBalls wrote:
It makes sense because they are infact Satan with whiskers...
Ye, bloody true. :mrgreen:


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 Post subject: Re: Red Dead Redemption
PostPosted: 29 May 2010, 19:36 
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Any of you bastards spoil the narrative ill punch you in the baby maker! :twisted:

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 Post subject: Re: Red Dead Redemption
PostPosted: 29 May 2010, 20:08 
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It was all a dream.

Marston is actually in modern day Vice City, and he's the main character in the new GTA! :fright:


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 Post subject: Re: Red Dead Redemption
PostPosted: 29 May 2010, 20:26 
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oh gawd, they didnt Assassins creeed it!

right im gonna go take a trip to the old west - done enough work for today, time for a break... i.e. break that cougars face. fck the story missions, this is more important!

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 Post subject: Re: Red Dead Redemption
PostPosted: 29 May 2010, 20:47 
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I'm making another video. One isn't enough to show the awesomesness that is Red Dead Redemption.


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 Post subject: Re: Red Dead Redemption
PostPosted: 29 May 2010, 22:32 
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YEEEHAA! i did it, knifed my first cougar, one more then im off to mexico - hope there is something four legged that i can shoot down there :D

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 Post subject: Re: Red Dead Redemption
PostPosted: 30 May 2010, 03:18 
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Quote:
What this game needs, more than anything, is a Delorean in a cave
Somebody posted this on another forum.

Never before has one man, been so right. If I found a Delorean in a cave in Red Dead Redemption, I might shed a single tear of unadulterated joy.


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 Post subject: Re: Red Dead Redemption
PostPosted: 30 May 2010, 13:37 
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I saw a video of someone using the Delorean in crysis.. it was awesome!




Took out my two cougars with a knife last night, little pussy cats, :roll: and unlocked the buffalo rifle :)

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 Post subject: Re: Red Dead Redemption
PostPosted: 01 Jun 2010, 12:24 
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god im loving this game! my game of the year so far, probably would enjoy it more than crysis 2 when it arrives.

Does blackwater area unlock after reaching mexico? i really wanna go hunt for beaver ^^

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 Post subject: Re: Red Dead Redemption
PostPosted: 01 Jun 2010, 13:34 
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[SpA]ProtectMyBalls wrote:
Does blackwater area unlock after reaching mexico? i really wanna go hunt for beaver ^^
No, it unlocks first after finishing Mexico. So get back to work you slacker. :18


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 Post subject: Re: Red Dead Redemption
PostPosted: 01 Jun 2010, 13:49 
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ffs! :( i just wanna hunt hehe

well i churned through quite a bit of mexico already, but as with gta (or any open world sandbox games) i like to take my time :)

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 Post subject: Re: Red Dead Redemption
PostPosted: 01 Jun 2010, 22:18 
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I took this up to my mates house yesterday, and watched him and his horse get absolutely annihilated by a cougar.

I had to laugh at him trying to figure out how to switch to his rifle, as all he had equipped was a lasso.

What a noob. :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Red Dead Redemption
PostPosted: 01 Jun 2010, 23:12 
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A managed to get a lasso around a cougar last night...

...lets just say he wasn't "into" the hog-tie i tried to do.




... then his mate raped me.




... really hard.

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 Post subject: Re: Red Dead Redemption
PostPosted: 03 Jun 2010, 15:23 
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[SpA]ProtectMyBalls wrote:
A managed to get a lasso around a cougar last night...

...lets just say he wasn't "into" the hog-tie i tried to do.




... then his mate raped me.




... really hard.
I know it's wrong, but that really turned me on.


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 Post subject: Re: Red Dead Redemption
PostPosted: 03 Jun 2010, 15:34 
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same. :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: Red Dead Redemption
PostPosted: 03 Jun 2010, 21:07 
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I just watched a short clip of that game.

Why exactly are horses in this game faster than your average train? :ugly:

Also, if you tie up some random woman to lay her onto the train tracks, she doesn't even call for help.

And, if the train finally rolls over her, she'll turn into gibs for some odd reason.

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 Post subject: Re: Red Dead Redemption
PostPosted: 03 Jun 2010, 21:23 
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Well....

Why exactly are horses in this game faster than your average train? :ugly:

- A horse gallop averages 25 to 30 mph but the fastest recorded was 58mph - the train is faster but running along side it is possible, wise you would just use the train in the game and never the horse.

Also, if you tie up some random woman to lay her onto the train tracks, she doesn't even call for help.

- she has been horribly beaten

And, if the train finally rolls over her, she'll turn into gibs for some odd reason.

- in pretty sure i just remember seeing a blood cloud form, didnt see any gibbing ...

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 Post subject: Re: Red Dead Redemption
PostPosted: 03 Jun 2010, 21:56 
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I made it to West Elizabeth last night, and immediately made my way to Tall Tree's to confront some bears.

Two of them killed my horse, but I managed to slay them with my mighty pump action shot gun! :4

Then a little later, after I'd been mountain climbing, a guy asked me to help his buddy who was being hanged for no good reason. So I whistled for my horse and when it came near, it's license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror.

Only kidding, two more bears showed up and absolutely beasted my scrawny ass.

Didn't see any beavers Ballsy, but Blackwater is pretty cool. The sound of my horses hooves on the paved streets was oddly satisfying.


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 Post subject: Re: Red Dead Redemption
PostPosted: 03 Jun 2010, 23:13 
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awwww i want to go to the promised land! fuck all this work i have to do :( i want to game :(

beavers are only in and around the
area ^^

and.... pump action shotgun? do you mean the
?

yeah fuck it, i hate it when people spoil shit so sorry for the gay nsfw bollox.

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 Post subject: Re: Red Dead Redemption
PostPosted: 04 Jun 2010, 00:00 
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[SpA]ProtectMyBalls wrote:
- in pretty sure i just remember seeing a blood cloud form, didnt see any gibbing ...

Well yeah, there was a red cloud of blood and some human bits flying around, when instead there should be a corpse with no head :wink:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Pdv1k-lSXA#t=109s

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 Post subject: Re: Red Dead Redemption
PostPosted: 04 Jun 2010, 01:15 
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did you just only place her head on the track ? :|

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 Post subject: Re: Red Dead Redemption
PostPosted: 04 Jun 2010, 09:08 
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That wasn't me playing >__>

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