Have all your questions answered here.

fancy a bum?

Ja bitte.

Does god exist?

Nope.

What was the most embarrassing moment you had until now?

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Ze Ãœbermensch

Who?

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Why are Pirates called Pirates?

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Classy is when a woman has everything to flaunt, but chooses not to show it!

Well I don't really get embarrassed too easily so there hasn't been a lot of times.

One that does spring to mind though, is once me and my mate were messing around in his back garden, and his family were inside his house. Quite a lot of them too, as they were up for my mates Dad's birthday party. My mate was chucking this rake or something about, and calling it a javelin, which I found quite humorous. Then we decided to throw it at each other, just for kicks. I should point out, we were a bit drunk.

So the rake gets thrown into his neighbours garden and I jumped over the fence to get it. The fence was like waist high so it was a simple enough vault. So I chucked the rake back over and just as I jumped, literally the split second my feet left the ground, my mate said;

'Don't forget your javelin'

It completely threw me off what I was doing and basically went tumbling back into his garden like a complete knob, in front of his whole family.

So aye. That was pretty embarrassing.
Your Mum.
They just aaaaaaaarrrrr!

Dont you agree that ninja's are cooler though?

What?

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Why?

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02:47 <@NabNab> saifon: you so sexy
02:47 <+saifon> D:

When's the house warming party?

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Classy is when a woman has everything to flaunt, but chooses not to show it!

I am more partial to the Ninja yes, but in actual fact, I'd prefer Samurai over both of them.
In the butt.
Why not?
I was supposed to have a BBQ in early July, but it rained that day. And pretty much hasn't stopped raining since so...

The house warming party was effectively cancelled.

So when's the next one?

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Classy is when a woman has everything to flaunt, but chooses not to show it!

are you really some sort of doctor?

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ュ~ちゃんgamer.jp Pinky: true genius
ュ~ちゃんgamer.jp Pinky: doesn't make sense
ュ~ちゃんgamer.jp Pinky: till you're senseless

I dunno. I haven't planned for anything on account of the shitty weather.

The notion has kinda passed anyway since I've been here for a while.
Heh. You even have to ask?

No, no I'm not.

What's your fetish?
Why isn't it easy being green?
What's your affiliation to moist?
Why are there so many Macs in Scotland? And is MacDonald Scottish from origin then?
When will the world end, and how?
What will happen to the scots if there wouldn't be any boose left in the world?
Why would we be keep on living after Abba broke up?
Have you ever been pinched in the but in a gay bar? Have you ever been pinched in the but at all? Have you ever been in a gaybar? Have you ever pinched a gay bar in the but?

Alright, gonna finish rollin my spliff, I'll fire another brain fart in questions at a later time. Thx for the answers in advance.

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M.A.S.K. , is the mighty power that can save the day

i'm shocked and scandalized







...not really
so, what do you actually do then?

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ュ~ちゃんgamer.jp Pinky: true genius
ュ~ちゃんgamer.jp Pinky: doesn't make sense
ュ~ちゃんgamer.jp Pinky: till you're senseless

How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt??

Yes, and how does Edward Scissors Hands wipe his butt?

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Classy is when a woman has everything to flaunt, but chooses not to show it!

Can you touch MY toes?

I have many fetishes, so I won't go listing them all. They all have rather odd origin stories though. For example, I have this thing for girls who bite their lips, and this kinda came from watching 'The Golden Years' as a kid. Winnie Cooper used to bite her lip, and it gave me the horn. So now I like it when girls bite their lips. There's other ones but I'd be here till next Wednesday explaining them all, and I've got a flight to catch.

It's not easy being green because everybody who isn't green thinks you're a fag if you are. You need to have conviction to be green and mean it.

The reason I'm called Moist is cause me and my mate were sitting around playing Far Cry on the Xbox, and thinking up porn star names. These included such classics as Butt Reynolds and Throbbin Williams. Then my mate came up with Ally McMoist, which we found absolutely hilarious. For anybody who doesn't know, Ally McCoist is a former footballer and TV personality. And he's also like the closest thing I'll ever have to a childhood hero. So I loved the name, and when I got my Xbox 360, I decided to adopt it and use it as my online handle. It was a bit annoying though, as American kids seemed to be under the illusion I was a woman, so when I started using it on the internet, I dropped the Ally and added the Dr. And I've been using the name ever since. Obviously.

I'm not entirely sure why there are so many Macs. I'm a Mac too. MacMillan. It's just a Scottish thing. Like Van De in Holland. And yeah, Macdonald is a Scottish name.

The World will end when all the booze runs out in Scotland, and we all fly into a vicious rage and lay waste to this pathetic rock.

See above.

I think Abba breaking up IS a reason to keep living. It gives me hope knowing that eventually, shit bands will disappear.

I've only been in a gay bar once, and it was by accident. Once we realised we were in one we left. Not cause I have anything against the benders, but their taste in music is fucking abysmal. I mean, really bad. I have been pinched in the butt though yeah. I used to work in a Cabaret that hosted like three or four hen nights at once. Those women are quite insane, and just grope you whenever they feel like it. One time this old woman with massive tits grabbed my hand and basically slapped it down on one of those behemoths. Then she told me to tell her friend that they were real. But yeah, I've been pinched in the butt lots of times. And nah, I've never pinched a gay bar in the butt.
Well Scatter, I'm hoping to go to University to study photography and then hopefully one day make a living out of it. I'm in my mid-twenties now but I've spent the majority of my adult life not knowing what the fuck I wanted to do. So it's taken me a little while to find something to be passionate about.

Right now though I whore myself about. I do editing work and the like for anybody who wants it, and work as part of a charity initiative thing that helps the elderly and the mentally ill with odd jobs and stuff like that. It's a charity but the work is paid.
He's a dream. Basically a figment of people's imagination, so I don't think that taking a dump is really something he'd have to concern himself with.
He's like an android so... I doubt he has bowel movements either.
You bet your sweet ass I can!

Have you bought a bottle of Laphroaig yet?

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Classy is when a woman has everything to flaunt, but chooses not to show it!

Haha, I drank that once at a mate's house. It looked like it was something not many people would know.
Somehow, it tasted a bit like smoked ham . . .

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'Belgium, a country with many homos also have a pedophile party as far as i know.' - Violetblood

No, cause you never took a picture of Bruce the shark at Hogan's pub.

When is it a good time to tell someone that they look like a post op former guy?

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-"You've really worked out your banter, haven't you?"
-"No, not really. This is a different thing, it's spontaneous and it's called wit."

Possibly at the same time as you're making a sharp exit through the nearest door.

Unless you're a freak and you're into girls that look like they used to be guys. In which case, you might want to subtly tell them that, that turns you on.

sexy: attitude, curvy bum or whatever's up for grabbing?

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Comfortably Numb

It was more a concern for their well being. They should know the truth. It's the right thing to do.

Thanks Dr. Moist!

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-"You've really worked out your banter, haven't you?"
-"No, not really. This is a different thing, it's spontaneous and it's called wit."