Well firstly, I live in Scotland, and it rains all the friggin time. Plus the sun is just so much better. It is the horny maker.
As for the kaleidoscope. Well, I just prefer being able to see distances as opposed to only seeing shifty, colourful patterns right in front of me. That wouldn't do me much good if I was being charged on by a gang of murderous Apache Indians. They'd have me scalped before I even knew they'd arrived. Mainly cause I was trying to make a pretty blue and pink pattern.

Ah, the horny maker. Did you know the sun boosts your testosterone levels by 120%? I will join you and make happy time while raining! I do lots of happy time thingymabobs while raining! We could finger-paint! Or, or, or draw! Or, or, or I could read a book for you! But I do agree with you, the sun does boost the libido

Just like almonds, mangoes, garlic, and I could go on and on and on about libido boosting foods, but ditch wouldn't like that.
Oh, those stark staring mad Apache Indians, if they only were like the Cherokees, who enjoy the kaleidoscopian art. They love blue and pink patterns, just take a look at their clothes! Seeing distances is actually a nice thing, I must agree. I happen to prefer the telescope as well

Maybe we could look through it together some time?
New question!
Feng shui or sushi?