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PostPosted: 05 Oct 2010, 04:14 
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Ok guys, so I was bored, and I came up with this stupid idea, and wanted all of you to read it.

Flirting in Minecraft can be hard, and I came up with this idea while we were talking about Kirshi and stuff... Now, the thing is, I came up with some interesting ways to hit on a girl on Minecraft:

-Let me mine your mine with my pickaxe, babe.
-Oh, girl, I'm totally getting my pick inside your mine and throwing in my creepers into your dungeon.
-Let me get all my stuff into your tight chest.
-When I see you, my pickaxe gets harder than obsidian.
-If you are water, and I am lava, we can totally make cobblestone, but If you're hot, I can totally be water to make it hard.
-I want to squeeze your mushrooms so bad, they are rare, pink, and with a different color spot on them.
-You've been a bad girl, dupper. I'm gonna raid your chest and take all your gold.
-You are a mountain, and I only have a wooden pickaxe; prepare, this is gonna be rough.

So.... yeah, the title says it.

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PostPosted: 05 Oct 2010, 04:18 
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PetePorty wrote:
-Oh, girl, I'm totally getting my pick inside your mine and throwing in my creepers into your dungeon.
If its coming out green you should go see a doctor immediately.

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PostPosted: 05 Oct 2010, 04:23 
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>.< I did, he said it was normal if I've been in several different dungeons in a short period of time, which I have.

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PostPosted: 05 Oct 2010, 04:30 
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PetePorty wrote:
>.< I did, he said it was normal if I've been in several different dungeons in a short period of time, which I have.
One dominatrix is not enough? :|

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PostPosted: 05 Oct 2010, 04:34 
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Oh, my dear Aleries, with 4 you start getting fun.

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PostPosted: 05 Oct 2010, 10:47 
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This post is creepy, and you might creep out the... the... wait, what? there are women on the minecraft server?!?!?!?! :shock: :shock: :shock:

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PostPosted: 05 Oct 2010, 10:56 
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You need to come up with better lines than that if you want to pull girls on minecraft....

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PostPosted: 05 Oct 2010, 11:39 
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[SpA]annarack wrote:
You need to come up with better lines than that if you want to pull girls on minecraft....
How about...

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"Hello, My names Moss. Can i please look at your sexual organs please :) "

How does that work for you anna, if you were one of these "girls" on minecraft ^^ Any tingles yet? :D

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PostPosted: 05 Oct 2010, 11:40 
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That may catch my attention... :wink:

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PostPosted: 05 Oct 2010, 12:49 
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yeah pete youve been getting creepier and creepier....YOU CREEPER! heh heh...bad puns make me lol :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: 05 Oct 2010, 13:40 
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I've not been getting creepier, it's just me, you just didn¿t know me before. Anyways, yes, there ARE women in Minecraft.

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PostPosted: 05 Oct 2010, 13:46 
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not for long with chat up lines like that... :roll:

but seriously... i dont believe you :lol:

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PostPosted: 05 Oct 2010, 15:04 
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Pete u have to ask Haf if he finished the Cyberfeature on Hbot!


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PostPosted: 05 Oct 2010, 15:10 
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[SpA]ProtectMyBalls wrote:
not for long with chat up lines like that...
Exactly :5:
PetePorty wrote:
Anyways, yes, there ARE women in Minecraft.
So it's women now, not girls..... :ugly:

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PostPosted: 05 Oct 2010, 15:18 
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i thought it was just one girl, who is a furry, making ur chat up lines pointless unless you are wearing some bear cub ears and a raccoon tail!

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PostPosted: 05 Oct 2010, 16:56 
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[SpA]ProtectMyBalls wrote:
i thought it was just one girl, who is a furry, making ur chat up lines pointless unless you are wearing some bear cub ears and a raccoon tail!
Do you have a camera in my room?

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PostPosted: 05 Oct 2010, 17:08 
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[SpA]cardboard wrote:
Do you have a camera in my room?
No, but i wish i did. :)

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PostPosted: 05 Oct 2010, 22:20 
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[SpA]annarack wrote:
[SpA]ProtectMyBalls wrote:
not for long with chat up lines like that...
Exactly :5:
PetePorty wrote:
Anyways, yes, there ARE women in Minecraft.
So it's women now, not girls..... :ugly:
I'm over 18! ;)


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PostPosted: 05 Oct 2010, 22:36 
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Rico_Faraguez wrote:
[SpA]annarack wrote:
Exactly :5:


So it's women now, not girls..... :ugly:
I'm over 18! ;)
eh?

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PostPosted: 05 Oct 2010, 23:00 
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She's girl ehem.... woman number 2.

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PostPosted: 05 Oct 2010, 23:06 
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Number 2? Oh so you give your girls/women numbers now..... Minecraft is getting worse :-?

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PostPosted: 05 Oct 2010, 23:17 
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Nah, I give people numbers, for instance, I'm guy 377.

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PostPosted: 05 Oct 2010, 23:25 
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[SpA]annarack wrote:
Minecraft is getting worse :-?

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PostPosted: 06 Oct 2010, 00:21 
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Was this thread a really weak attempt at humour? Or a cry for help?


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PostPosted: 06 Oct 2010, 00:46 
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Option c, all of the above.

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PostPosted: 06 Oct 2010, 01:17 
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so 377 guys,... 2 girls....


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PostPosted: 06 Oct 2010, 01:26 
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...1 cup.


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PostPosted: 06 Oct 2010, 01:27 
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:5:

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PostPosted: 06 Oct 2010, 02:09 
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...O...M...G. Just had the best idea evah. Thanks McMoist!

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PostPosted: 06 Oct 2010, 02:11 
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PetePorty wrote:
...O...M...G. Just had the best idea evah. Thanks McMoist!
Uh oh...

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