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ProtectMyBalls
PostPosted: 08 Oct 2010, 18:23 
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PostPosted: 08 Oct 2010, 18:33 
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Lol, what if someone surprise adopts me?
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"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
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annarack
PostPosted: 08 Oct 2010, 19:52 
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PetePorty wrote:
Awww, come on, I mean... it's not like Minecraft is the most sexual game around, I mean, even TF2 is easier to sexualize. (I wish I was a spy, to get behind you and stab my thing on you)... It's hard to think lines... don't be so mean.
What? Are you from this planet??? TF2 is easier to sexualise?... jeez and when was Minecraft EVER a sexual game... I think you should get out more :shock:

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PetePorty
PostPosted: 08 Oct 2010, 20:15 
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Why do people keep saying that? I go out enough; whenever my house is in flames or a murderer/rapist is chasing me and managed to get inside.

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Lim-Dul
PostPosted: 08 Oct 2010, 20:45 
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A murder/rapist is chasing you? Are you sure it isn't just a mirror? :-P

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PostPosted: 08 Oct 2010, 20:54 
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PetePorty wrote:
Why do people keep saying that? I go out enough; whenever my house is in flames or a murderer/rapist is chasing me and managed to get inside.
It was a figure of speech.. nevermind!

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PetePorty
PostPosted: 08 Oct 2010, 21:31 
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MY god, Lim... None of those things have ever happened, and thus, I don't ever go out, and I think 0=enough, so... yeah. Explaining the joke FTW.

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Kirshi
PostPosted: 08 Oct 2010, 23:12 
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PetePorty wrote:
Flirting in Minecraft can be hard, and I came up with this idea while we were talking about Kirshi and stuff...
Pete, I thought I killed you?
[SpA]ProtectMyBalls wrote:
This post is creepy, and you might creep out the... the... wait, what? there are women on the minecraft server?!?!?!?! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Yeah I'm a woman. =p
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i thought it was just one girl, who is a furry, making ur chat up lines pointless unless you are wearing some bear cub ears and a raccoon tail!
How many times do I gotta say I'm not attracted to animals!! XD But those pick-up lines would fail anyways. (: 'sides... I have a bf. Who is NOT A FURRY!
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...O...M...G. Just had the best idea evah. Thanks McMoist!
Uh oh...
Agreed^
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Remind me to link Kirshi to this thread and copy/paste all these lines to annoy her.
Jerkface, I hate you.
[SpA]ProtectMyBalls wrote:
it will annoy her, then she will probably change her sexual orientation. :shock:
And no I won't! D:< I like abusing my gender =3

... Can you guess I like quotes? =3

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PetePorty
PostPosted: 08 Oct 2010, 23:28 
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So... to conclude, you loved them, right?

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PostPosted: 09 Oct 2010, 00:14 
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lol your BF is NOT a furry? wow, that must be quite depressing for you.

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PostPosted: 09 Oct 2010, 01:05 
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[SpA]ProtectMyBalls wrote:
lol your BF is NOT a furry? wow, that must be quite depressing for you.
OR HIM!

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PostPosted: 09 Oct 2010, 01:36 
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[SpA]Lim-Dul wrote:
[SpA]ProtectMyBalls wrote:
lol your BF is NOT a furry? wow, that must be quite depressing for you.
OR HIM!
It isn't! D:<

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PostPosted: 09 Oct 2010, 01:47 
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PetePorty wrote:
Ok guys, so I was bored, and I came up with this stupid idea, and wanted all of you to read it.

Flirting in Minecraft can be hard, and I came up with this idea while we were talking about Kirshi and stuff... Now, the thing is, I came up with some interesting ways to hit on a girl on Minecraft:

-Let me mine your mine with my pickaxe, babe.
-Oh, girl, I'm totally getting my pick inside your mine and throwing in my creepers into your dungeon.
-Let me get all my stuff into your tight chest.
-When I see you, my pickaxe gets harder than obsidian.
-If you are water, and I am lava, we can totally make cobblestone, but If you're hot, I can totally be water to make it hard.
-I want to squeeze your mushrooms so bad, they are rare, pink, and with a different color spot on them.
-You've been a bad girl, dupper. I'm gonna raid your chest and take all your gold.
-You are a mountain, and I only have a wooden pickaxe; prepare, this is gonna be rough.

So.... yeah, the title says it.

hahahaha!!
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PostPosted: 09 Oct 2010, 02:41 
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:roll:

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PostPosted: 09 Oct 2010, 06:58 
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HA! Shant liked them!

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PostPosted: 09 Oct 2010, 08:24 
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HA! Shant liked them!
That makes one. :D

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annarack
PostPosted: 09 Oct 2010, 13:48 
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Maybe you should try them on the male species instead then... You might get some results finally :18

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PetePorty
PostPosted: 09 Oct 2010, 17:42 
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Good idea. Ryan, wanna date me?

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PostPosted: 10 Oct 2010, 02:27 
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Pete, No, Why would he go for you when he already has me? :-P

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PostPosted: 10 Oct 2010, 11:19 
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....What the fuck is this shit?

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[SpA]annarack wrote:
Exactly :5:


So it's women now, not girls..... :ugly:
I'm over 18! ;)
She's over 9000!

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....What the fuck is this shit?
Some pointless shit.

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PostPosted: 10 Oct 2010, 14:46 
pete what was the point of this?
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PetePorty
PostPosted: 10 Oct 2010, 16:57 
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Brewe wrote:
Pete, No, Why would he go for you when he already has me? :-P
We all know I'm a much better lover than you are, I mean, I still have a heart!
cmanrocks500. wrote:
pete what was the point of this?
Dude, you should really start reading the topic before posting in the threads.

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PostPosted: 11 Oct 2010, 04:25 
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/quotefail

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PostPosted: 11 Oct 2010, 04:34 
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/shut_up

/u_fail

Anyways, ILY man, I'd totally take you as my lover. :wink:

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PostPosted: 11 Oct 2010, 11:38 
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How entertaining this may be to read at times, I feel the minecraft community needs their own little cave to post this nonsense in.
Somewhere far away from the rest of the community (who are clearly insane in quite a different way, love you guys).

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PostPosted: 11 Oct 2010, 13:42 
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Hooray for generalization :|
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Baby you're like a mountain - I'd dig you every day until your mine(d).
Baby you're like a mountain - I'll keep going down until I find the jackpot.
I'm like a mob spawner - I only come when there's no lights.
Dam girl you like lava! I can't go down too fast without getting burned!
I'm like the first coal in a new world - the only thing that can get you hot.
I'm like a creeper - don't touch me yet, I'll explode too soon.
I'm like a creeper - I finish with a bang.
I'm like a new world to you baby - you gotta use your hands for the first wood.
You're like redstone - Some people can do amazing things, but not me.
Baby I'm like clay - Very hard to find but gets you excited just by seeing me.
Baby I'm like sand - the more you touch below me the more I fall for you.
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PostPosted: 11 Oct 2010, 19:29 
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Not all of us are crazy, only the 10% who actually comes to the forums.

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PostPosted: 11 Oct 2010, 20:02 
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Smokeybacon wrote:
Hooray for generalization :|
its fact :P

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