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Greasy_greabo
PostPosted: 22 May 2007, 10:16 
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Ok, I saw this on another forum aggges ago, and I remember how much fun it was, so I thought:

Lets Set it up here: WishList!

Its very simple, we make a chain of postings that go as follows:

1) You Grant the post before your's wish but something must be wrong with it

2)Then make your own

For example "I wish tehre was 100 guns in Counterstrike including a Rocket launcher"
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PostPosted: 22 May 2007, 10:17 
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Then

"GRANTED! Cs now has 100 guns, but 75 of them are waterpistols and the rocketlauncher has no ammo!"

Then you make another wish to continue the chain:

"I wish for people to play this game"
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PostPosted: 22 May 2007, 10:23 
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[SpA]Greasy_greabo wrote:
Then

"GRANTED! Cs now has 100 guns, but 75 of them are waterpistols and the rocketlauncher has no ammo!"

Then you make another wish to continue the chain:

"I wish for people to play this game"
GRANTED! All people will play this game, but unfortunatly, people will lose their hands also.

"I wish the sky was purple on sunday mornings"
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PostPosted: 22 May 2007, 10:24 
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GRANTED! but its always cloudy and you never see it =(

I wish for a pet monkey
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PostPosted: 22 May 2007, 10:42 
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Granted! But your monkey will plug out your hair and eat your ears!

I wish for a bottle of 20 year old single malt!

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PostPosted: 22 May 2007, 10:59 
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Granted! But its 20 yr old malt vingear Yeuk!

I wish for all the power in the world
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PostPosted: 22 May 2007, 11:20 
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U r given all fossil fuels and solar energy and wind power and energy resources but u have no protection so george bush claims u have weopons of mass destruction and takes the power back .


I wish for a steak and kidney pie with a pint of stella
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PostPosted: 22 May 2007, 11:37 
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Granted! But its100% human kidneys, 0% steak and your stella has been cycled through 7 people's systems.

I wish that George Bush was my daddy
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PostPosted: 22 May 2007, 11:47 
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Granted! But it turns out that he is only your step dad and he keeps you in the basement as a sex slave!

I wish all the humans would live hapily ever after.

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PostPosted: 22 May 2007, 11:55 
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Granted! Except there is only mormons. MORMONS.

I wish that my exam would go away.
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PostPosted: 22 May 2007, 11:58 
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GRANTED! But you dont have any other solutioni but to follow it.

I wish that all the fked up customers would leave me alone for good.

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PostPosted: 22 May 2007, 12:01 
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Granted! Now you only get the annoying ones who just want a moment of your time and ramble alot. Oh and a fucked up boss.

I want to have a full pdark server in the mornings
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PostPosted: 22 May 2007, 12:16 
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[SpA]Greasy_greabo wrote:
Granted! Now you only get the annoying ones who just want a moment of your time and ramble alot. Oh and a fucked up boss.

I want to have a full pdark server in the mornings
GRANTED! Unfortunatly these are all people who fell asleep behind their PC's a couple hours earlier!

I wish i had a kilo weed!
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PostPosted: 22 May 2007, 12:19 
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GRANTED! But then I would come and smoke it all leaving you nothing.

I wish i had a hot sexy woman in my bed!

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PostPosted: 22 May 2007, 12:21 
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Granted! Except you cant consume it, you must sit there and watch it as its teasing you.

I wish I had the best computer in the world
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PostPosted: 22 May 2007, 12:22 
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[SpA]Jury wrote:
GRANTED! But then I would come and smoke it all leaving you nothing.

I wish i had a hot sexy woman in my bed!
Granted asd well!!!! Cept shes hot in the sense of 300C and youn cant touch her.
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PostPosted: 22 May 2007, 13:15 
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[SpA]Greasy_greabo wrote:
Granted! Except you cant consume it, you must sit there and watch it as its teasing you.

I wish I had the best computer in the world
GRANTED! Unfortunatly this PC issnt suported by any OS nowadays, and thus will be useless.

I wish i was a little bit taller.
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PostPosted: 22 May 2007, 13:54 
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GRANTED, but you are now a giraffe.


I wish i was a giraffe :(
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PostPosted: 22 May 2007, 14:35 
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Granted! but your neck is too weak so you cant keep your head up.


I wish all retards would die!

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PostPosted: 22 May 2007, 14:36 
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Granted! But as all retards will die, so will you.

I wish that all retards would not die.

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PostPosted: 22 May 2007, 14:47 
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GRANTED! but from now on I'll redirect all the retarted ones to you!

I wish I had a big bottle of beer.

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PostPosted: 22 May 2007, 14:59 
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Granted, but that big bottle of beer is only considered big to a midget of 80cm height!

I wish I wasn't so awesome!

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PostPosted: 22 May 2007, 18:14 
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Granted! You are now as lame as Saints smelly socks!

I wish I had a 3000inch plasma tv with HD and a box of Non-Gay Porn!
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PostPosted: 22 May 2007, 18:45 
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Granted! You have a 300inch plasma screen but it doesn't work! and your box of non-gay porn is not gay, but it sure as hell is bisexual!

I wish for a 300inch penis!

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PostPosted: 22 May 2007, 19:20 
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Granted! But everytime you get an erection you need urgent medical treatment as the blood is drained from your body to fill your penis.

I wish that I was loved
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PostPosted: 22 May 2007, 19:32 
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Granted! You are now loved by every man on earth, including ME ;)

I wish i was 1337

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Granted, you are now called "1337". Unfortunately, there's millions of lame CS players that have the same name. You should have called yourself something more original like "Bob".

I wish I could think of something good to wish for!

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PostPosted: 22 May 2007, 19:46 
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Granted, you now have something good to wish for. but you also have no oxygen left in your lungs! =O

I wish I had a turkey sandwhich on brown bread. and i don't want the turkey to be out of date, or a mutant turkey, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself and i want the bread to be freshley baked, uncontaminated in any way and i would like it all to be delicious, with no further drawbacks.
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PostPosted: 22 May 2007, 19:48 
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Granted you have a turkey sandwich :D But it has replaced your penis...

I wish i could change my name from 1337 to bob!

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PostPosted: 22 May 2007, 19:49 
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Granted, you are now called bob. However, Bill and Ben the flower pot men are sueing you for plageurism.

I wish I could fly!
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