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PostPosted: 22 May 2007, 20:03 
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!granted But you crash

I wish That Men wouldnt love me anymore


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PostPosted: 22 May 2007, 20:28 
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They don't. Now she-males love you. Regularly.

I wish I could spell.

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PostPosted: 22 May 2007, 20:30 
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Granted! But you can only spell the word - Semi-retarded-monkey-jizz.com

I wish that Mute would play Css with us on our team when he gets back from the dead


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PostPosted: 22 May 2007, 20:32 
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He's back and will, but he's a bit crap probably ;)

I wish mute was better at CS-S !

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PostPosted: 22 May 2007, 20:40 
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Granted! The only problem is that u are only good when using cheat.!

I wish that i was rich :o

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PostPosted: 22 May 2007, 20:43 
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Granted, you're now virtually rich - I give you 10,000,000 mute-pounds! Useless in the real world...

I wish I wished for better things.

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PostPosted: 22 May 2007, 20:52 
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Granted! But the only thing better you can think of is a broken Finger!


I wish that I was the terminator


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PostPosted: 23 May 2007, 00:17 
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Granted! But only on movie not in real life.. ur brain aint big enough to that haha x)

i wish that i could fly

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PostPosted: 23 May 2007, 08:07 
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Granted! But in order to fly you took too much drugs and died.

I wish that I would not be so tired in the mornings.

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PostPosted: 23 May 2007, 10:05 
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Granted, but for not being tired it means you A) have to stop drinking and smoking B) stop seeing all other people in the evenings C) switch your TV and PC off completely (no more WoW) and D) have no life at any other time of day, than when "Tricia" is on TV aswell as the morning news.

I wish I didn't have to goto work in 45mins...

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PostPosted: 23 May 2007, 10:45 
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GRANTED! but now you have to go to work in 15 minutes instead.

I wish I could get a decent car with low price.

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PostPosted: 23 May 2007, 11:30 
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Granted, but it's only considered decent for being in good condition... The car is a Fiat Panda from 1988 with 800cc :D

I wish I was as pretty as a butterfly!

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PostPosted: 23 May 2007, 11:56 
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Granted! but you find your self pinned to a board just like butterflie.


I wish I had more money than bill gates.

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PostPosted: 23 May 2007, 12:29 
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Granted, but you also look exactly like him in this...
http://www.dejarnettedesigns.com/samport/Bill_Gates.jpg

I wish Bill Gates would give me 10% of all his money, with no terms and conditions whatsoever.

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PostPosted: 23 May 2007, 13:13 
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!Granted he gives it to you, but on no condition to let you keep it, he takes it back and alughs at you while hiding behind his firewalls

I wish that CS:S had a mod with naked ladies.


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PostPosted: 23 May 2007, 13:21 
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Granted! CS:S does have naked lady mods, but theyre all your mum!

I wish i pass all my exams

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PostPosted: 23 May 2007, 13:25 
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Granted! You pass. No downside. Except. Well. Your Mum is so happy that she gets naked and replaces mine on the cs:S mod

I wish that Southpark was cheaper to buy on DvD


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PostPosted: 23 May 2007, 13:36 
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Granted! But it comes with free violent-gay-porn-with midgets-dvd which you are forced to watch over and over again.

I wish that i could think up something intelligent to wish for.

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PostPosted: 23 May 2007, 13:38 
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Granted! But your wish is so intelligent it makes your tiny brain implode!

I wish i was a sexgod!Only for girls though!

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PostPosted: 23 May 2007, 14:09 
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Granted, you are now a sex god to the native Wildebeast of Africa.

I wish Jury hadn't copied my "better wish" wish :P

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PostPosted: 23 May 2007, 14:51 
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Granted! only problem is that u will have to run naked trough ur city for ur wish to come true


I wish that i had an uber nice motocross.. with all the coolest things, with no down side, or excepts :P

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PostPosted: 23 May 2007, 14:53 
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Granted you are now the proud owner of a 30cm replica of the finest MX motorbike around!!!

I wish we had a website... ;)

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PostPosted: 23 May 2007, 15:33 
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Granted! But its buggy and not complete and you get so sad you eat yourself to death


I wish Battlefield 2 would arrive from the post


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PostPosted: 23 May 2007, 15:34 
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Granted! 16 army soldiers arrive at your door and blow you a new asshole!

I wish there was something good on t.v

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PostPosted: 23 May 2007, 15:44 
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Granted! But then your telly lets out the smoke that makes it work and you cant recharge the smoke in there.

I wish that my bass would arrive today.

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PostPosted: 23 May 2007, 15:49 
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Granted! But then your telly lets out the smoke that makes it work and you cant recharge the smoke in there.

I wish that my bass would arrive today.
Granted! Your bass arrives today, but when you open it, it's broken and they won't replace it.

I wish for this topic to get closed, and that none other in this genre will open ever again ;)

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PostPosted: 23 May 2007, 15:59 
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Granted. It's now been closed. Fortunately for everyone apart from you, however, I almost instantly re-opened it.

I wish that the whole world would live in peace and harmony with the turtles.

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PostPosted: 23 May 2007, 16:15 
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Granted! beside we killed all da turtles.. thats why we can live in peace and harmony with em, cause they are DEAD :P


I wish i was a turtle

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PostPosted: 23 May 2007, 16:33 
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Granted, but as you've just said, we killed all the turtles, so you're EITHER extinct or the last of your kind (get ready for lots of masturbation and never having sex again).

I wish I wrote the bible, but differently.

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PostPosted: 23 May 2007, 16:54 
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Granted! u wrote the bible as cs thing book instead.. not it will be more boring to go to church :(

I wish that there was 1 more female turtle back

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