Good news mate.
Quick question though, do we need to get a pram or a baby stroller of some description for you? I'm sure you can walk and everything, but your legs are really short and to be honest, I hope you have ID cause... well... you have the body of a toddler. And I don't want you getting lost in the club or on the crowded streets.
I don't mind carrying you, although, I do worry that might be a bit insulting. Like the time I lifted a midget on to my shoulders at T in the Park so they could get a better view of the Sugababes. He was pissed off. I had to buy him a set of bongo's just to calm him down.
Heh. He did love those bongo's though. And it was fun for us to watch him play them, with his little stubby arms.
Could I buy you a set of bongo's, Kaos?
LMFAO!! moisty, it will be an honour to get drunk with you im thinking
and yes.....yes i NEED bongos ;-P
oh and the fact i am the size of a baby means i can slide through the gap underneath your door at night (kinda like the yellow eyed dude from x files) and smear baby food all over saintys face.....
and by baby food, i obviously mean spunk
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