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RoyalDestineer
 Post subject: Chuck Norris Facts/Jokes
PostPosted: 04 Mar 2011, 20:14 
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Well this threat is just for fun as you might have guessed soo you might want to post something like in my signature :P ;)

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PostPosted: 04 Mar 2011, 20:16 
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like this xD
When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that he is going to ask Chuck Norris for help

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PostPosted: 04 Mar 2011, 20:39 
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Chuck Norris walks into burger King and asks for a Big Mac and he got one.

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PostPosted: 04 Mar 2011, 20:41 
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Chuck Norris jokes are soooo 2006 (according to this graph).

So I'll provide some Chuck Norris facts:
  • -born March 10, 1940
    -actual name Carlos Ray Norris
    -graduated in 1958
    -served in the United States Air Force
    -has 5 children
    -is ca. 1.78 m
    -has a 10th degree black belt in Tang Soo Do, also an 8th degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do
    -will have a cameo in The Expendables 2

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PostPosted: 04 Mar 2011, 20:53 
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Scrathy
PostPosted: 04 Mar 2011, 21:12 
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Wow that graph shows that he is more popular in South Africa, more than the states.

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PostPosted: 04 Mar 2011, 22:03 
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Bruce Lee, is much cooler, and kicked his furry ass in Way of The Dragon


Am I the only one who doesn't fully bum Chuck Norris? Lets talk about Bruce Lee instead, much more interesting :mrgreen:
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[SpA]SaintK
PostPosted: 04 Mar 2011, 22:04 
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sa-info is the master of all Chuck Norris facts, serving you got the past 8 years.
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PostPosted: 05 Mar 2011, 00:58 
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Heres a Chuck Norris fact for ya.

Fuck Chuck Norris.

Well ok its not a fact, more so a statement.

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RoyalDestineer
PostPosted: 05 Mar 2011, 02:01 
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Guys this threat is just for fun , no need to get serious or something else ... we dont care if chuck norris wins or not , its just for simple FUN ! hope you guys get my message ;)

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Scrathy
PostPosted: 05 Mar 2011, 02:02 
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This is SpA everything is serious, unless you cant take a joke!

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[SpA]Dolf
PostPosted: 18 Mar 2011, 09:49 
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Who's Chuck Norris? :ugly:

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RoyalDestineer
PostPosted: 19 Mar 2011, 12:11 
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Scrathy : of course i can take a joke :O xD
Samiak : lool xD

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