Hohoho, I have so many suggestions for this, it's making my fingers get pre-emptive pain from the amount of typing I could do...

Lets start with (You've all heard about and sadly not seen yet)...

"ZOMBIE LAKE"
Some german soldiers get drowned by townsfolk during occupation (or something) in WW2. They somehow become zombies in the lake they were drowned in... Cut to 30 years (ish) later, where several women decide to swim naked in the lake - Obviously the 'Underwater Nazi Zombies' (tm: me...) after seeing these "fine" females getting frisky in the water, decide they want a piece of the ass, I mean "action"... Cue more naked women swimming, getting eyed up by some bleary eyed vaguely nazi looking, vaguely zombie looking dudes and then a little bit of underwater wrestling...

In the same vein or genre, there's also: "OASIS of the ZOMBIES" - More water based Nazi Zombies....
There's actually at least 2 other Nazi Zombie films, which are vaguely water related, so I guess "Underwater Nazi Zombies" can be considered a genre all on it's own

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Halloween
(the new version of 2007)

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"Knife King of SpA" "I can see trough people, but not walls - [SpA]Geylani"

Personal Records:
Monsterkill with Knife
Monsterkill with Glock

Aww man, nooo, it was class; I thought the Rob Zombie version of Halloween was excellent!

His second film was stunning "The Devils Rejects". Horrific, but with a dark sense of humour and some absolutely incredible performances from the cast!

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I hate most of Steven Spielbergs movies...I guess the actual movies are often OK, but they're often about some pretty interesting subject, but are completely unrealistic in the setting (in my opinion).

I spit on your grave

Well I guess the worst that I've seen so far is that Island Of Death or what ever was it called.. The one that we watched at mute's with that freaky brother/sister duo that fucked around and killed people..

Allthouhg it had some girl to girl action innit and boobies.. Still that was not enough to save that sad piece of shite...
It was so bad that it was not even funny.. Not like Plan 9 from outer space which is a bad movie in a really funny way.

But then again... I have not seen underwater zombie nazi's..

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Dear God(if you even exist), I am willing to trade Justin Bieber, all 3 Jonases and Miley Cyrus to get Paul Gray, Ronnie James Dio, Pete Steele, Dimebag Darrell and Chuck Schuldiner back.

You've seen Delta Farce? Hope not.

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^^ You'll laugh the 2nd time you watch it Jury

I Spit on your Grave (aka The Day of the Woman), actually has some very minor good points...
It's one of the first slasher style films where the role gets reversed (a bit like The Hills Have Eyes) and the hunted becomes the hunter. Badly shot and acted though... I can sure think of worse though, but I'll let you guys come up with some more first

Seen Delta Farce available to stream but it didn't pique my interest... Got 15 minutes through Meet The Spartans, which is as far as I could manage before becoming depressed at how immensely unfunny it was... It's my nomination for worst film of 07/08 so far!

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Spielbergs AI is fucking dire. I can't believe I got dragged to the cinema for that shit.

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The audio commentary on I spit on your grave (by billiy-bob whatever) is awesome, funny like hell

Story of ricky! AKA Li wang, or Riki-Oh. Most ridiculous level of violence evar! I just love it. All the time you go "OMG, he punched THROUGH his guts" or "He's CHOKING HIM with his own intestines!" or "SHIT, just ripped his fucking JAW off !" It's awesome on a level of its own

Sample: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vMKN1tYknE

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LOL when you said "He's CHOKING HIM with his own intestines!" I thought you meant that the one choking used the intestines of the one he choked, which didn't seem that far off, you know, could happen. And then I saw the clip, and he actually uses HIS OWN intestines to choke the bastard now THAT's manly!

story of ricky is awesome

Awesome! I still need to add that movie to my precious B-Movie collection

worst movie ever:

hercules in new york (first film of the govenator)

Hehehe, "HINY" (see post above) is sure one of the worst
Even Cactus Jack is better, also with "Uzi 9mm! I am de Govenator" in it.....

Currently, I recommend "Street Trash" as one of the most awesome 'bad' films.
It's genre is "Melt Movies", so you can guess what happens to most of the people in it
Plus an American Football style scene with a guys severed willy

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