These achievements will be to 100% those which will get released with the medic-update. the source was again: SHACKNEWS, FFS!!! And don't fucking spam this thread :p

1. First Do No Harm: Play a full round without killing any enemies and score the highest on a team of 6 or more players.
2. Quadruple Bypass: Heal a teammate who's taking fire from 4 enemies at once.
3. Group Health: Work with 2 other medics to deploy 3 simultaneous uber-charges.
4. Surgical Prep: Have an uber-charge ready before the setup phase ends.
5. Trauma Queen: Deploy 3 uber-charges in less than 5 minutes, and assist in 5 kills during that time.
6. Double Blind Trial: Deploy an uber-charge within 8 seconds of a nearby enemy medic deploying his.
7. Play Doctor: In a team with no medics, be first to switch to medic after a teammate calls "Medic!" and then heal 500 health.
8. Triage: Deploy an uber-charge on a teammate less than a second before they're hit by a critical explosive.
9. Preventive Medicine: Block the enemy from capturing a control point with an uber-charged teammate.
10. Consultation: Assist a fellow medic in killing 5 enemies in a single life.
11. Does It Hurt When I Do This?: Kill 50 scouts with your syringe gun.
12. Peer Review: Kill 50 medics with your bone saw.
13. Big Pharma: Assist a heavy in killing 30 enemies where neither of you die.
14. You'll Feel A Little Prick: Assist in killing 4 enemies with single uber-charge on a scout.
15. Autoclave: Assist in burning 8 enemies with a single uber-charge on a pyro.
16. Blast Assist: Assist in exploding 5 enemies with a single uber-charge on a soldier.
17. Blunt Trauma: Assist in punching out 4 enemies with a single uber-charge on a heavy.
18. Medical Breakthrough: Assist in destroying 8 enemy engineer buildings with a single uber-charge on a Demoman.
19. Midwife Crisis: Heal an engineer as he repairs his sentry while it's under enemy fire.
20. Ubi Concordia, IBI Victoria: Assist in killing 5 enemies on an enemy control point, in a single life.
21. Grand Rounds: Heal 200 teammates after they've called for "Medic!"
22. Infernal Medicine: Extinguish 100 burning teammates.
23. Doctor Assisted Homicide: Assist in killing 20 nemesis.
24. Placebo Effect: Kill 5 enemies in a single life while having your uber-charge ready, but undeployed.
25. Sawbones: Hit enemies with your bonesaw 10 times in arrow without dying or missing.
26. Intern: Accumulate 7000 heal points in a single life.
27. Specialist: Accumulate 10000 heal points health in a single life.
28. Chief of Staff: Accumulate 10 million total heal points.
29. Hypocritical Oath: Kill an enemy spy that you have been healing.
30. Medical Prevention: Save a falling teammate from dying on impact.
31. Second Opinion: Uber-Charge 2 teammates at once.
32. Autopsy Report: Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you taunting above their ragdoll.
33. FYI I Am A Medic: Use your bonesaw to kill 5 enemy spies who have been calling for "Medic!"
34. Family Practice: Uber-charge ten of your steam community friends.
35. House Call: Join a game that one of your friends is in and then deploy and uber-charge on him.
36. Bedside Manner: Be healing a teammate as he achieves an achievement of his own.

"28. Chief of Staff: Accumulate 10 million total heal points."
I feel like some bloody noob now

yeah I read it earlier on the steam forum <3

...>_>why do you feel like a bloody noob?

aren't bloody noobs extremely cool?
if not; I withdraw my statement x[

Some of the achievements are so to say... impossible

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CLARIFY!

I look at this list and it all sounds awesomely fun

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What, me worry?

33. FYI I Am A Medic: Use your bonesaw to kill 5 enemy spies who have been calling for "Medic!"


all in one life? oh my god..... not likely

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I've won two awards

33. Totally likely >_<

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What, me worry?

8, 14, 18 (wtf?! where will you find so many builidings at one place? one building requires ~2 stickies so if theyre not really close you'll need ~12-16 stickies), 36 (pure chance, unlikely to happen)

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13. Big Pharma: Assist a heavy in killing 30 enemies where neither of you die.
sounds like a job for MRuler and me (personal record is only 25...)
28. Chief of Staff: Accumulate 10 million total heal points. (I'm somewhere around 4,5 Million atm)

17. Blunt Trauma: Assist in punching out 4 enemies with a single uber-charge on a heavy. (that sucks)
25. Sawbones: Hit enemies with your bonesaw 10 times in arrow without dying or missing. (never tried, but I doesn't sound too hard)

I guess those are the only achievements I would not have by now
All the other I would probably already have.

This smells like locking up a server and get some achievements together

haha...good idea...i was thinkin exactly the same...just to fake these impossible situations...

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whats better than faking ranks, achivements

the only thing that is better are boobs!

so let's fake that shit if they will be released! xD

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Yeah, some of these achievements are incredibly hard, or incredibly tiresome. (10 million healing, for example)

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Glad I'm not the only one who thought of that evil plan

10M healing is not the hardest... It just needs time. 5.8M and counting
There are a lot other achievements that are really hard to get and based on luck.

13. Big Pharma: Assist a heavy in killing 30 enemies where neither of you die.
I have only 25assists as a record...

23. Doctor Assisted Homicide: Assist in killing 20 nemesis.
This means get 20 nemesis by assist? Shit I need to get dominated first then

25. Sawbones: Hit enemies with your bonesaw 10 times in arrow without dying or missing.
Without missing maybe this will be a challenge.

36. Bedside Manner: Be healing a teammate as he achieves an achievement of his own.
Just luck...

10. Consultation: Assist a fellow medic in killing 5 enemies in a single life.
Demm and Magisk let's kill some ppl


Which achievements will count the stats you have already? 10Mhealing obviously will do but what about the others?

I wonder if we can manualy edit the stats files which we had a look at before, and write here; healed so far: 99.999.999, so when you heal just 1HP you hit the 10mil marker.

It's full of spelling errors, so my guess is that it's a fake!

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<@Howard_s> usa just has a made up economy - they can't really go broke

JuncoPartner: I could barely hold it up for long.

I would marry you if you could fake the stats saint ..well I'd for locking up the 3. server and get some achievements(serious suggestion Oo..)I will do it anyway...but I'd like to do it on the spa server :p

99.999.999+1 = 100Mil

Besides, the file is for export only. The game doesn't "read" the file, it acquires the statistics from a steampowered.com server.

I think the file was MEANT for storing stats in it, but it was then decided that it would be too easy to just alter the file, and thus they went for a stats-server, and forgot to delete the client stats file.

To test this, enter in big numbers for kills etc., load the game, and it will show you the correct stats (And not the altered ones). Play a game, and exit again, and you will notice that the stats file is reset back to the actual stats.

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<@Howard_s> usa just has a made up economy - they can't really go broke

JuncoPartner: I could barely hold it up for long.

OUps 1 9 too much.

great minds think allike

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nope, the local file is just a cache in case there is no connection to the master servers.
do you think valve would forget something?!?! blasphemist!!! :30

Hmm... I swear i lost my achievements once on a re-install... Odd.

I´m glad its not to easy to get the "ubersaw".
I dont play medic that much, I think I´ve got something around 150k healed.
Now I dont have to worry about an "uber army" of "uber medics".

Yeah, they had to implement several changes to the backend of steam to allow persistent online storage of data. It was silently released in one of the updates, and never announced.
Now that they have the ability to store data in the steam network for every player, valve is looking into what else they could store. In the future we will probably be able to save our config files or savegames on the steam servers.

Don't any other classes get new weapons and acheivements?

not at when the goldrush update will be released .
they will come later