1. My Wedding
2. If Rangers F.C. ever get to the Champions League Final
3. If Scotland ever get to the World Cup Final
Two of these things I really, truly want. And one of them I couldn't give two shits about but it's kinda traditional.
Sooo... wishing for the Rangers to get to the Champions League Final is a national tradition but you don't give a shit about it? ^^
Men in skirts is just a nono, even if they are scottisch.
Depends on their legs.
Also, consider that AFAIK by tradition they're not anything UNDER the kilt... Oh, why don't Scottish WOMEN wear kilts?
Let's not forget about the traditional stabby-stabby knife.
Actually, Rangers getting to the Champions League pretty much tops my list of everything ever ever ever. If they won it I could die right there and then. And I'd die the happiest man that ever lived.
Well........... apart from the millions of other Gers. They're not dying though so, I still win
Oh. And FYI. My legs are incredible.
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