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DrMcMoist
PostPosted: 04 Aug 2008, 13:27 
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This thread has taken a delightful turn.

I once went to a gig covered in blood, but it was cool, it was just my girlfriends menstruation blood.

Mmmm, yummy!


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[SpA]Toresson
PostPosted: 04 Aug 2008, 13:36 
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dude, that´s just awful!

Lad, it's your duty to find ye a lass
With child-bearing hips and a pink, supple ass
And make her your wife and love her with love so true
Now some rivers run high, some rivers run low
When her river runs red, then she's starting her flow
And it's called menstr'ation, and here's what it means to you

You will notice her bloomers are spotty at first
Stand back – her ovarian dam's gonna burst
Son, don't be afraid, it's a natural t'ing
Just wad up some cotton and hand her some string
Put the old linens on top of the bed
Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead

She'll retain her water, her breasts will be tender
And every third word that you say will offend her
Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead
And she'll want to make love – if you do, you're a fool
'Cause you'll only end up with a bloody O'Toole
Get out of the house – down to the old pub instead

And she'll want you to sample the fruit of her loins
But son, it'll taste like some old rusty coins
So turn off the light, boy, and take off your hat
And drop to your knees, say a prayer to Saint Pat
Then he'll give you the strength to get out of the bed
And for Ireland's sake, go down to the old pub instead

Now the pub is the place where the lads are a-meetin'
When the moon's full and the gals are a-bleedin'
The Catholic, the Protestant, even the pagan
The pub is the place when your lady is raggin'
So drink of your pint, boys, and thank your shamrocks
That as menfolk we don't have to bleed from our cocks
And that we can escape from the lady in red
And get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead
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bOse
PostPosted: 04 Aug 2008, 18:47 
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Guys please i beg u , stop this , mcmoist is right .

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PostPosted: 05 Aug 2008, 00:25 
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He's right? About his girlfriends menstrual blood being yummy? :o
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PostPosted: 05 Aug 2008, 00:40 
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[SpA]Revenge "Wheres the element of surpise :/"

[SpA]Mint "IN.... MY....PANTS"

[SpA]Minimoose "Revenge is going to jump out of your pants?"
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DrMcMoist
PostPosted: 05 Aug 2008, 00:56 
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Yeah...

Take this thread out back, tie it to a tree and shoot it with a shotgun.
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bOse
PostPosted: 05 Aug 2008, 01:00 
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Jeeez i think i will not visit this section of the forum again , srsly ....

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[SpA]Baal Kagan
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bOse wrote:
Jeeez i think i will not visit this section of the forum again , srsly ....
not? mh than i will bring mah topic back to it's roots...

another pic of me in black &nd white xD

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Those colors are inverted. Everyone knows Baal is black with blonde colored hair.
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[SpA]Pip wrote:
Those colors are inverted. Everyone knows Baal is black with blonde colored hair.
is that so? ehm ~cough~ i mean...ye u are right! ... xD

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PostPosted: 05 Aug 2008, 02:30 
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As to the pic - the contrast is set so high that

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PostPosted: 05 Aug 2008, 13:25 
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Noodle! wrote:
He's right? About his girlfriends menstrual blood being yummy? :o
a real sailor sails the red sea!!

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yupp that's the me!
now stop bugging me like I was a five dollar whore Lim-Dul!!

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now stop bugging me like I was a five dollar whore Lim-Dul!!
Why? You sure look like one. :-D

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PostPosted: 07 Aug 2008, 05:43 
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and this

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[SpA]Toresson
PostPosted: 07 Aug 2008, 08:38 
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Thought I could add a picture of me when I´m not all that drunk. But you know me. Half drunk half the time

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And I´m all drunk the rest.
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PostPosted: 07 Aug 2008, 08:57 
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Toresson wrote:
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Thought I could add a picture of me when I´m not all that drunk. But you know me. Half drunk half the time

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And I´m all drunk the rest.
Omg.... Toresson goes from having boobs and being okay hot in a dress to being fugly with a hitler-mustache when he gets semi-drunk! :shock:

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Damn, you got me! I´m a transsexual hermaphrodite!
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bOse
PostPosted: 07 Aug 2008, 15:55 
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Excuse me torreson !

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[SpA]Baal Kagan
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bOse wrote:
Hitlerrrrrr is HERE EVERYONE HIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!
now that was unnecessary...

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bOse
PostPosted: 07 Aug 2008, 19:53 
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hey, it's only a joke man , don't take it serious !

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This is when I broke into my room. Big mistake. Wallet emptied.
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Dr Bob wrote:
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This is when I broke into my room. Big mistake. Wallet emptied.
Was Johnny there?

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Crovax20
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Alright, here it goes. Just for bose I will post it...














Really, I shouldn't do it








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I'm the one with the banner

:twisted: :twisted:

Got you there bose!

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I thought this was you:

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Nah, not that one. I'm the alternate reality one. Crovax the ascendant hero

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Me out...
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Me @ work...

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lol, at the 2nd one I thought for 0.3 seconds it is Vin Diesel. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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bOse
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HAHAHAH THOSE GLASSES ARE SO FUNNY

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