Hello and beware of the Scotsman around!

Hehe, don't listen to Blackhawk, he's just messing around.
Although while I'm in here I should tell you that since you live on the British Isles, I will be making my mandatory home visit. You should know that in this visit, I will be checking out your genitals extensively. Some people find that a little uncomfortable but like I said, it's mandatory.
Hell I visited Nutty's a few weeks ago and I was looking at his genitals for well over 4 hours so that should give you an idea of the timescale. I don't mind if you watch TV or something while I do it. Hell, Nutty played TF2 while I was under the desk checking out his balls.
Anyway....... welcome
