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Ninja or Pirate?
Ninja 59%  59%  [ 16 ]
Pirate 41%  41%  [ 11 ]
Total votes: 27
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 Post subject: Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
PostPosted: 23 Sep 2008, 18:19 
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Ninjas FTW. Pirates are cool and all though I don't think they're very useful in a fight, for one, most of them are handicapped. eg. Eyepatch, pegleg hook, here's a picture of your typical pirate.

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Also, quite alot of pirates have scurvy, Here are the symptoms found on wikipedia:

"The spots are most abundant on the thighs and legs, and a person with the ailment looks pale, feels depressed, and is partially immobilized. In advanced scurvy there are open, suppurating wounds and loss of teeth."

Partially immobilized. :shock:

My final point would be that pirates get their asses handed to them by kiddies.

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No competition..


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 Post subject: Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
PostPosted: 23 Sep 2008, 18:26 
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It depends on what kind of fight u were thinking of.
Without weapons, the ninja would probably win. Probably.
Are we talking about ninjas vs samurai? =)
The samurai trained unarmed combat as well and the infamous ninjutsu wasn't in fact a martial art all in itself but rather a combination of skills required for assassinations. ^^

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 Post subject: Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
PostPosted: 23 Sep 2008, 18:27 
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[SpA]Bucky wrote:
ninjas from nowadays use weapons! :4
Have u seen any ninjas lately? :mrgreen:
Pirates have ranged weapons, ninjas havent, or at least theyre not as effective as the ones pirates are using.
[SpA]Lim-Dul wrote:
Are we talking about ninjas vs samurai? =)
The samurai trained unarmed combat as well and the infamous ninjutsu wasn't in fact a martial art all in itself but rather a combination of skills required for assassinations. ^^
No I was talking about pirate vs ninjs. :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
PostPosted: 23 Sep 2008, 18:58 
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No I was talking about pirate vs ninjs.
Ah well, in that case I would respond in a fanboyish fashion (keeping in mind what I said before) that the ninja would attack the pirate at night with poisoned ninja stars, blowpipes with poisoned darts and/or bows - considering the accuracy of old handguns this might not have been that much of an unequal fight. ^^

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 Post subject: Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
PostPosted: 23 Sep 2008, 19:01 
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This link will show u why ninjas pwn more then pirates...

BUT b4 i do.... in the early days it was called bad luck 2 have a women on board a ship, sooooooooooooo no women were allowed... but what happened in the 6-12 months at sea? I mean... spanking the monkey... choking the chicken... i mean... just fapping has its limits.... So IMHO, pirates r GAY! At least ninjas can deny this :)

http://video.google.nl/videosearch?q=ni ... emb=0&aq=f#

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 Post subject: Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
PostPosted: 23 Sep 2008, 19:04 
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VillageCrackHead wrote:
This link will show u why ninjas pwn more then pirates...

BUT b4 i do.... in the early days it was called bad luck 2 have a women on board a ship, sooooooooooooo no women were allowed... but what happened in the 6-12 months at sea? I mean... spanking the monkey... choking the chicken... i mean... just fapping has its limits.... So IMHO, pirates r GAY! At least ninjas can deny this :)

http://video.google.nl/videosearch?q=ni ... emb=0&aq=f#
Therefore pirates sail from town to town for some... umm... diversification of all that wrecking, plundering and counting the gold. ^^

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 Post subject: Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
PostPosted: 23 Sep 2008, 19:10 
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Ahem.... u mean 2 tell me when pirates went 2 the new world it didnt take em 5-6 months 2 get there?

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 Post subject: Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
PostPosted: 23 Sep 2008, 19:12 
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[SpA]Lim-Dul wrote:
Ah well, in that case I would respond in a fanboyish fashion (keeping in mind what I said before) that the ninja would attack the pirate at night with poisoned ninja stars, blowpipes with poisoned darts and/or bows - considering the accuracy of old handguns this might not have been that much of an unequal fight. ^^
Imagine fair conditions and full equipped fighters. :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
PostPosted: 23 Sep 2008, 19:20 
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Yeah well - then your animated GIF pretty much showed what would happen. ^^

About pirates and eye patches - anybody who watched Mythbusters and knows something about aviation (yes, aviation =) history will realize that most of the eye-patched pirates were NOT blind on one eye but wore the eyepatch to have one eye constantly accustomed to very dark conditions inside the ship. It's true that they sacrificed stereoscopic vision but that wasn't that important anyway - much more important was that they didn't bump their heads while running inside the ship and not be blinded by the sun when exiting (they shifted the eye patch of course).

Why did I mention aviation? Because pilots in the early 20th century used the very same trick. =)

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 Post subject: Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
PostPosted: 23 Sep 2008, 19:24 
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:mrgreen:


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 Post subject: Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
PostPosted: 23 Sep 2008, 19:25 
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Previously posted by Lim-Dul *Cough Cough*.


Last edited by [SpA]Repel on 23 Sep 2008, 19:37, edited 1 time in total.

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 Post subject: Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
PostPosted: 23 Sep 2008, 19:28 
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Not Weirdo! Me! Me, me, me! :-P

http://forum.specialattack.net/viewtopi ... 928#p42928

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 Post subject: Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
PostPosted: 23 Sep 2008, 19:36 
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Lies, all lies. I'm pretty sure he posted it somewhere else though. :?


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 Post subject: Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
PostPosted: 23 Sep 2008, 19:37 
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Weirdo probably still watches the show so I wouldn't be surprised. ^^

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 Post subject: Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
PostPosted: 23 Sep 2008, 20:26 
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Repel wrote:


Previously posted by Lim-Dul *Cough Cough*.
we should ban people for posting that crap


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 Post subject: Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
PostPosted: 23 Sep 2008, 20:31 
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[SpA]YellowGoudvis wrote:
Repel wrote:
Previously posted by Lim-Dul *Cough Cough*.
we should ban people for posting that crap
I actually just watched that completely *twitch* ... *twitch*


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 Post subject: Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
PostPosted: 23 Sep 2008, 21:11 
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crackheads....

Me saying that 2 u guys means A WHOLE LOT!

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 Post subject: Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
PostPosted: 23 Sep 2008, 21:14 
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Ninja's win tbh



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 Post subject: Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
PostPosted: 23 Sep 2008, 21:27 
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[SpA]YellowGoudvis wrote:
Repel wrote:


Previously posted by Lim-Dul *Cough Cough*.
we should ban people for posting that crap
Don't blame me! Lim-Dul was the one who originally posted it in another thread. :P

*Raises his pitchfork*


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 Post subject: Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
PostPosted: 23 Sep 2008, 22:13 
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We tried duking it out with Baal as to whether Ninjas or Pirates (and Kurzicks or Luxons) are better but we just managed to prove how pointless 1on1 is in Guild Wars, where everything is centered around the interaction of many player classes with each other and counter-builds.

I started as my Degen Nuker elementalist but Baal took out his warrior with Dwarven Battle Stance (interrupts all spells on a hit) and hence there was no way for me to win (he had some nice self-heals from being a secondary Dervish as well).

Then I took out my annoying Ritualist that actually is more of an Assassin (uses some Rt skills to buff her dagger skills :-D) and pwned Baal in turn.

Then Baal returned with his Necromancer and had he managed to pull of his complete combo I'd have been fucked but he didn't have his heart in it anyways since he wanted to fight some monsters and left later. ^^

Result: still no conclusion as to whether ninjas or pirates are cooler. ;-)

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PostPosted: 24 Sep 2008, 00:31 
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Image
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And one for Baal and the other Anime fans:
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 Post subject: Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
PostPosted: 24 Sep 2008, 00:52 
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I've spotted a problem with these images - 6/7 present non-existing chicks. ^^

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 Post subject: Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
PostPosted: 24 Sep 2008, 08:14 
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That's my daugther!!! Arrrr!

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 Post subject: Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
PostPosted: 24 Sep 2008, 08:21 
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If ninjas would drink,party and fornicate like pirates, they could be as cool. Although ninjas probably would kick pirates asses..

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 Post subject: Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
PostPosted: 24 Sep 2008, 08:46 
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[SpA]Lim-Dul wrote:
We tried duking it out with Baal as to whether Ninjas or Pirates (and Kurzicks or Luxons) are better but we just managed to prove how pointless 1on1 is in Guild Wars, where everything is centered around the interaction of many player classes with each other and counter-builds.

I started as my Degen Nuker elementalist but Baal took out his warrior with Dwarven Battle Stance (interrupts all spells on a hit) and hence there was no way for me to win (he had some nice self-heals from being a secondary Dervish as well).

Then I took out my annoying Ritualist that actually is more of an Assassin (uses some Rt skills to buff her dagger skills :-D) and pwned Baal in turn.

Then Baal returned with his Necromancer and had he managed to pull of his complete combo I'd have been fucked but he didn't have his heart in it anyways since he wanted to fight some monsters and left later. ^^

Result: still no conclusion as to whether ninjas or pirates are cooler. ;-)
i had no heart in it sounds so cruel~ :cry: xD i'm lookin forward to our next fights mah friend (:

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 Post subject: Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
PostPosted: 24 Sep 2008, 09:34 
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The almighty Magnate of the Ninja FTW :4

Ninja FTW

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 Post subject: Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
PostPosted: 24 Sep 2008, 09:52 
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[SpA]Lim-Dul wrote:
I've spotted a problem with these images - 6/7 present non-existing chicks. ^^
So... pirates : ninja - 1:0 cause ninjas don't exist at all... :4

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 Post subject: Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
PostPosted: 24 Sep 2008, 12:13 
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[SpA]Blackhawk wrote:
[SpA]Lim-Dul wrote:
I've spotted a problem with these images - 6/7 present non-existing chicks. ^^
So... pirates : ninja - 1:0 cause ninjas don't exist at all... :4
wtf? pirates don't exist the way every1 thinks bout them... :o
& ofc do ninjas (忍者) or shinobis (忍び) exist? wtf? i mean...they exist...every1 knows?

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 Post subject: Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
PostPosted: 24 Sep 2008, 12:54 
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[SpA]Lim-Dul wrote:
We tried duking it out with Baal as to whether Ninjas or Pirates (and Kurzicks or Luxons) are better but we just managed to prove how pointless 1on1 is in Guild Wars, where everything is centered around the interaction of many player classes with each other and counter-builds.

I started as my Degen Nuker elementalist but Baal took out his warrior with Dwarven Battle Stance (interrupts all spells on a hit) and hence there was no way for me to win (he had some nice self-heals from being a secondary Dervish as well).

Then I took out my annoying Ritualist that actually is more of an Assassin (uses some Rt skills to buff her dagger skills :-D) and pwned Baal in turn.

Then Baal returned with his Necromancer and had he managed to pull of his complete combo I'd have been fucked but he didn't have his heart in it anyways since he wanted to fight some monsters and left later. ^^

Result: still no conclusion as to whether ninjas or pirates are cooler. ;-)
GARGH!! What is... this strange..... feeling!?

OH GOD!! Respect for Lim and Baal... leaving me. Leaving me! LEAVING ME!!!

AAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!


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 Post subject: Re: Ninja vs. Pirate
PostPosted: 24 Sep 2008, 14:01 
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when did pirates even begin to be compared to ninjas and the other way around?

or are we just comparing the glamorous hollywood versions of each of these icons?

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