How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

1 crazy having lots of free time half assed half baked and also probably drunk guy who posts an example of what would happen

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Of all the things I lost, I miss my mind the most.

I have to ask myself, which one am i?

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Computer is fixed. That is all.

This post is relevant to the forum~

Heard jokes like this OVER NINE THOUSAND times and still think, it's really nice ;p . The end of this rulz.

Except that the act of changing the light bulb is finished within the first part, the first line.

Therefore 1.

Would make more sense if it would be "how to change a lightbulb"

How many Saints do you need to mess up the server so that it's lagging AND funny like hell?

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1, SaintK.

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No murk, no it wouldnt.

I just changed a lightbulb.

I changed one yesterday, and I think I had a different experience than you since I did it in an army base...

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[SpA]Revenge "Wheres the element of surpise :/"

[SpA]Mint "IN.... MY....PANTS"

[SpA]Minimoose "Revenge is going to jump out of your pants?"

Perhaps we shouldn't jsut "change" lightbulbs, I hear if you are unexperienced or even just unlucky you can have many accidents.

E.g. Slipping off your stool/ladder/box/woman and breaking a leg
smashing the lightbulb with your manly grasp and getting glass in your ahnd, your eye, your penis (the latter is covered in "changing lightbulbs in the nude")
Electericity is thegre, electricity can hurt
A wild possom may become emotionally attached to the old lightbulb and maul out your eyes if you change it.

I mean guys, we need to be much more careful, and use adequate precautions, like surgical removal of a lightbulb with supervision, a proffesional electrician, a possom hunter and a governement officer.

Surely this would be more sensible than just "changing" the death trap taht is a lightbulb...