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DrMcMoist
 Post subject: A Slice of Scottish Life
PostPosted: 05 Mar 2009, 17:49 
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Here's a little sample of the kind of things you might get up to, if you visit Scotland. Enjoy.
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sebas
PostPosted: 05 Mar 2009, 17:56 
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Scottish should be a stand-alone language.

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PostPosted: 05 Mar 2009, 18:08 
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[SpA]sebas wrote:
Scottish should be a stand-alone language.
You didn't have any problem understanding what he was saying, did you mate?
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[SpA]cookye
PostPosted: 05 Mar 2009, 18:10 
i had to concentrate really really hard
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PostPosted: 05 Mar 2009, 18:32 
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:mrgreen:

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[SpA]cookye wrote:
i had to concentrate really really hard
I did that and still didn't understand half of it :(

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PostPosted: 05 Mar 2009, 20:16 
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[SpA]DrMcMoist wrote:
[SpA]sebas wrote:
Scottish should be a stand-alone language.
You didn't have any problem understanding what he was saying, did you mate?
Oh, but I did mate. Which is quite surprising. I mean, I thought irish people were the unintelligible ones yet I understand Dylan Moran's(<3) jokes prefectly.
Lemme think...scotland..scotland...nessie doesn't speak, dire straits sing and mel gibson's William Wallace was in understandable english so it might just be that I'm missing exercise. You should get a friend on mumble, drink a few pints of beer and tell us jokes for the whole night. That ought to help me improve. xD

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PostPosted: 05 Mar 2009, 20:20 
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Wut..?
[SpA]sebas wrote:
I thought irish people were the unintelligible ones
Your words hurt. :cry:
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[SpA]Repel wrote:
Your words hurt. :cry:
Oh, you're irish? Get a mic then dude, team 3's matches would be even more fun then. xD

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PostPosted: 05 Mar 2009, 20:36 
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if you guys didn't understand that

you have absolutely NO CHANCE whatsoever of lasting more than 5 minutes up here

(if you want practice, watch 'still game' :p)

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[SpA]sebas wrote:
[SpA]DrMcMoist wrote:

You didn't have any problem understanding what he was saying, did you mate?
Oh, but I did mate. Which is quite surprising. I mean, I thought irish people were the unintelligible ones yet I understand Dylan Moran's(<3) jokes prefectly.
Lemme think...scotland..scotland...nessie doesn't speak, dire straits sing and mel gibson's William Wallace was in understandable english so it might just be that I'm missing exercise. You should get a friend on mumble, drink a few pints of beer and tell us jokes for the whole night. That ought to help me improve. xD
This is pretty much all I do when I'm on Mumble.
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PostPosted: 05 Mar 2009, 21:07 
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I know you're cracking jokes all the time mate(<3), I'm talking about the accent. You sound nowhere near as hardcore scottish as the dude in the movie. :P

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[SpA]sebas wrote:
I know you're cracking jokes all the time mate(<3), I'm talking about the accent. You sound nowhere near as hardcore scottish as the dude in the movie. :P
Oh right. Yeah, well if I spoke like that nobody would ever know what the fuck I'm talking about. I have a hard enough time as it is really.

The problem is the more drunk I get, the more I start to talk like I normally do.
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[SpA]DrMcMoist wrote:
nobody would ever know what the fuck I'm talking about
So... and the difference to now would be?

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Dire Straits are English? They did the theme tune to Local Hero, but I think that's as far as their Scottish links go...

Come to Scotland and enjoy the country with the highest rising rate of Obesity, Knife Attacks, Drug Use, Illiteracy and (unofficially) the dullest weather anywhere in the world.

Be patriotic, be proud of being a fat, illiterate, stabbed junky! (i'm joking, mostly).

We have a whole street full of Scots like those I described... :(

Then again, we have REALLY fucking beautiful scenery.

But we have Bagpipes.

We have Rabbie Burns though!

Then again, we have Deep fried Mars Bars in batter.

Oh the contradictions to our culture...

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[SpA]th3-mute wrote:
Dire Straits are English? They did the theme tune to Local Hero, but I think that's as far as their Scottish links go...

Come to Scotland and enjoy the country with the highest rising rate of Obesity, Knife Attacks, Drug Use, Illiteracy and (unofficially) the dullest weather anywhere in the world.

Be patriotic, be proud of being a fat, illiterate, stabbed junky! (i'm joking, mostly).

We have a whole street full of Scots like those I described... :(

Then again, we have REALLY fucking beautiful scenery.

But we have Bagpipes.

We have Rabbie Burns though!

Then again, we have Deep fried Mars Bars in batter.

Oh the contradictions to our culture...
well said, my friend. well said.

it's the whole eating-a-steak-bake-on-the-streets contradiction - Gregg's pies are the best in the whole world, and to live in a society that doesn't give a crap about the fact that you're eating it like a pig in public is something special.
then you realise it's going straight to your arteries.

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[SpA]th3-mute wrote:
Dire Straits are English? They did the theme tune to Local Hero, but I think that's as far as their Scottish links go...
Mark Knopfler is born in Glasgow. He IS Dire Straits (the founder, songwriter, singer and lead guitarist). That makes the band scottish imo, even if the rest of the members are from England, US or Wales. :)

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PostPosted: 07 Mar 2009, 16:07 
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I understood what he was saying.

However the wink he gave the camera at the end has scared me from ever setting foot in Scotland ever again. That and the fact that the Scots caused the banking crash and ultimately the meltdown of the UK (true).

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PostPosted: 07 Mar 2009, 17:35 
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i want subtitles please :mrgreen:

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Hi mum is English though (Mark Knopfler) and his dad is, ehm, Hungarian?

Being born in Scotland doesn't cut it imo - He doesn't even have the slightest vaguest moderate hint of Scots in his accent.

Also, he's the rock idol (lmfao) of Prince Charles and looks a little like him... He's on minus points for me :P

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PostPosted: 09 Mar 2009, 01:06 
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Damn, now I want to go to scotland and get meself a nice little accent. :(
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[SpA]th3-mute wrote:
Dire Straits are English? They did the theme tune to Local Hero, but I think that's as far as their Scottish links go...

Come to Scotland and enjoy the country with the highest rising rate of Obesity, Knife Attacks, Drug Use, Illiteracy and (unofficially) the dullest weather anywhere in the world.

Be patriotic, be proud of being a fat, illiterate, stabbed junky! (i'm joking, mostly).

We have a whole street full of Scots like those I described... :(

Then again, we have REALLY fucking beautiful scenery.

But we have Bagpipes.

We have Rabbie Burns though!

Then again, we have Deep fried Mars Bars in batter.

Oh the contradictions to our culture...

Dude you forgot the pie in a roll. Where else in the world could you possibly get a scotch pie in a buttered roll.

And we wonder why we're all obese...

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I`m sorry McMoist , can u get a translation for the video? cudnt understand a word
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Living in about the same place as ETMI i have to agree with him
You would not last 5 minutes up here and would probably freeze to death :6
Even then ETMI is the only one you could unserstand as he speaks english -traitor :P

Scotland FTW :4

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merkland wrote:
Living in about the same place as ETMI i have to agree with him
You would not last 5 minutes up here and would probably freeze to death :6
Even then ETMI is the only one you could unserstand as he speaks english -traitor :P

Scotland FTW :4
Merkland!!!! welcome to ze forumz

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merkland wrote:
Living in about the same place as ETMI i have to agree with him
You would not last 5 minutes up here and would probably freeze to death :6
Even then ETMI is the only one you could unserstand as he speaks english -traitor :P

Scotland FTW :4
What, freeze to death? Scotland is about as cold as a swedish summer, so you just get yo bagpipes up here, and I'll introduce you to my pet-polarbear!
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how many degrees in winter ? /:)

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The temperature varies on wether the gods are pleased with their daily sacrifices or not :mrgreen:

Sweden probably is colder, but I can still say Scotland is just because
Nessie wins against any polar bear :4

Thank you to the minty fresh one :D

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You Northern bestiality lovers are killing me here.

Scottish life is nothing like what you make it out to be.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DbShY2h ... PL&index=4[/youtube]
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PostPosted: 01 Apr 2009, 10:36 
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True Scottish life is nothing like I say it is

Just because I support Aberdeen dosent mean I love bestiality unlike ETMI who is just weird and really has no true life :|

So yeah I apologise for misleading you people out there to believe that Scotland is some freezing backward place where people speak in foreign tongues and worship some strange cult of gods but most of all for making McMoist die inside :oops:

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