Gah! You fucking shitheads!
What does it take to inspire something in this place? Does it always have to be so fucking literal!? Do you need the cold bare truth to be laid out in front of you to inspire an appropriate response? I may have been drunk when I started this thread, and I'm sure as hell drunk now but I didn't start it for some kind of international refuse pissing contest! Who the fuck cares how many bins you have. It's not even about that! Don't you see the underlying issue here?
The dirty little fact of the matter is when I kicked my gate open and vomited on the grass I saw the grim face of politics. A face that stared back and said, is this enough? Are you happy now peon? Will this stop you bitching about the quiet little misery that burns you up inside but never bubbles over?
Why the everloving fuck are you comparing different coloured bins!? Only one person on Special Attack has turned around to me and really got to the bottom of what this is really all about? And I commend him for that. And the respect I had for him (Which was a fucking lot) more than doubled that day.
I'm more than fucking sick of my situation. I can't lie anymore, and I sure as shit can't sugar coat it. The powers that be fuck us in the ass over and over and expect us to thank them for it. Wow, thanks Mr. Fuckwhore, can I have a Purple bin next time? Is this over the top? Yes. Am I over the top? Of course I fucking am! Does anybody care? Uh..... no.
So why even care then? Am I just a petulant no hoper motherfucker banging away on my keyboard? Am I a little bit shit-faced on rum and wouldn't know my arse from my elbow?
All I know is there's trial and error. Then there's trial and trial. But even without that error you're still down and out. You're still a miserable shit scraping along the bottom. Hell, if somebody tossed me some error I think I'd be fucking grateful. At least then I could retire myself and stop fucking gunning for nothing.
What you should have done is kick the bin out on the street and set it on fire! Let them bitches know!