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PostPosted: 15 May 2009, 14:21 
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http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php

I have a head for business and a mcmoist for sin. Working Girl (1988)
Funny like I'm a minimoose? I amuse you? Goodfellas (1990)
That's no moon. It's a bucky. Star Wars (1977)
We can't stop here. This is sebas country. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas(1998)
I feel the need - the need for birdie! Top Gun (1986)

Lions and tigers and shit, oh my! The Wizard of Oz (1939)
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a blowjob lasts forever. Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)


Knock yourselves out.

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PostPosted: 15 May 2009, 14:25 
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Very nice find. :D
What? Twelve dollars and we don't even get a Sonny? The Great Muppet Caper (1981)
Madness? This is Penis! 300 (2007)
:ugly: :18


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PostPosted: 15 May 2009, 15:39 
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I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this Teabagging.
Which movie was this quote from?
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)
(the missing word was 'shape')

We'll always have Teabagging.
Which movie was this quote from?
Casablanca (1942)
(the missing word was 'Paris')

I'm Teabagging! I'm Teabagging!
Which movie was this quote from?
Spartacus (1960)
(the missing word was 'Spartacus')

I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a Teabagging! What a Teabagging!
Which movie was this quote from?
The Wizard of Oz (1939)
(the missing word was 'world')


lol lol lol lol
very very awesome find everytime i generate another one , the quotes get funnier and funnier with teabagging but i really dont wanna keep placing quotes down


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PostPosted: 15 May 2009, 15:52 
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That's no moon. It's a Tampon.
Star Wars (1977)
(the missing phrase was 'space station')

I'm going to make him a whore he can't refuse.
The Godfather (1972)
(the missing word was 'offer')

Spunk? Where we're going we don't need Spunk.
Back to the Future (1985)
(the missing word was 'Roads')

May the Asshole be with you.
Star Wars (1977)
(the missing word was 'Force')

They may take away our Queef, but they'll never take our freedom!
Braveheart (1995)
(the missing word was 'lives')

All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my wank.
Sunset Boulevard (1950)
(the missing word was 'close-up')


Last edited by DrMcMoist on 15 May 2009, 16:20, edited 1 time in total.

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PostPosted: 15 May 2009, 15:57 
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Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to unity. :mrgreen:

I defy you! Come and kneel before Unity!
Superman II (1980) :ugly:

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PostPosted: 15 May 2009, 16:09 
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No, it is not dangerous to confuse marmot with angels.
Magnolia (1999)
(the missing word was 'children')

What? Twelve dollars and we don't even get a marmot?
The Great Muppet Caper (1981)
(the missing word was 'meal')

If I was a marmot, a perfect marmot, how would you know it was really me?
The Thing (1982)
(the missing word was 'imitation')

great find :ugly:


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PostPosted: 15 May 2009, 16:12 
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I say we take off and nuke the entire Dekar from orbit.
Which movie was this quote from?
Aliens (1986)

:(


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PostPosted: 15 May 2009, 16:14 
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I didn't realise we were using our names... I'll go again.

You can't handle the McMoist!
A Few Good Men (1992)
(the missing word was 'truth')

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my McMoist. Prepare to die!
The Princess Bride (1987)
(the missing word was 'father')

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'McMoist' at will to old ladies.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
(the missing word was 'Ni')

Love means never having to say you're McMoist.
Love Story (1970)
(the missing word was 'sorry')

A boy's best friend is his McMoist.
Psycho (1960)
(the missing word was 'mother')


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PostPosted: 15 May 2009, 16:19 
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Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Relentless Room!
Which movie was this quote from?
Dr. Strangelove (1964)
(the missing word was 'War')

I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old relentless for dinner.
Which movie was this quote from?
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
(the missing word was 'friend')

I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the American relentless.
Which movie was this quote from?
Superman (1980)
(the missing word was 'way')

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PostPosted: 15 May 2009, 16:36 
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As God is my banana, I'll never be hungry again.

No other factory in the world mixes its banana by waterfall. But it's the only way if you want it just... right. - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)

Why are you wearing that stupid banana suit? - Donnie Darko (2001)

We can't stop here. This is banana country. - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)

Ray, if someone asks if you are a banana, you say, 'yes!' - Ghost Busters (1984)

:4 :4 :4

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PostPosted: 15 May 2009, 16:44 
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I am serious ... and don't call me Freifick.
Which movie was this quote from?
Airplane! (1980)
(the missing word was 'Shirley')

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PostPosted: 15 May 2009, 17:17 
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As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Scatterbrain.
Which movie was this quote from?
Goodfellas (1990)
(the missing word was 'gangster')

Scatterbrain? Where we're going we don't need Scatterbrain.
Which movie was this quote from?
Back to the Future (1985)
(the missing word was 'Roads')

I find your lack of Scatterbrain disturbing.
Which movie was this quote from?
Star Wars: A New Hope (1977)
(the missing word was 'faith')

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PostPosted: 15 May 2009, 17:26 
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I'm Sex! I'm Sex!
Which movie was this quote from?
Spartacus (1960)
(the missing word was 'Spartacus')

Why are you wearing that stupid moosey suit?
Which movie was this quote from?
Donnie Darko (2001)
(the missing word was 'man')

I am not a moosey! I am a human being. I am a man.
Which movie was this quote from?
The Elephant Man (1980)
(the missing word was 'animal')

I'll have what moosey's having. 8)
Which movie was this quote from?
When Harry Met Sally (1989)
(the missing word was 'she')

No, Mr. Bond, I expect moosey to die. :-14
Which movie was this quote from?
Goldfinger (1964)
(the missing word was 'you')

I'll be moosey.
Which movie was this quote from?
The Terminator (1984)
(the missing word was 'back')

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my moosey. That's the price she has to pay.
Which movie was this quote from?
A Night at the Opera (1935)
(the missing word was 'face')

Remember who you are. You are my son and the one true moosey. Remember...
Which movie was this quote from?
The Lion King (1994)
(the missing word was 'king')

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little moosey, too!
Which movie was this quote from?
The Wizard of Oz (1939)
(the missing word was 'dog')

I love this thing :D

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PostPosted: 15 May 2009, 17:54 
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As God is my banana, I'll never be hungry again.
hahaha :lol:

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PostPosted: 15 May 2009, 18:50 
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With great power comes great Kommando Nob. Spider-Man (2002)
(the missing word was 'responsibility')

Nuff said really. I will never generate more after that instant win quote

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PostPosted: 15 May 2009, 19:25 
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Quote:
When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my futari. That's the price she has to pay.
Yeah.. now nobody will ever have dinner with me :/


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PostPosted: 15 May 2009, 19:28 
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*hands futari a cookie*
They're really good.
*munch munch yumm yumm*

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PostPosted: 15 May 2009, 19:49 
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You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a smelly dick.
Which movie was this quote from?
On the Waterfront (1954)
(the missing word was 'contender')


:lol:

Dave, my giant titty is going! I can feel it! I can feel it!
Which movie was this quote from?
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
(the missing word was 'mind')


:lol:

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PostPosted: 15 May 2009, 20:17 
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You're gonna need a bigger Repel.
Which movie was this quote from?
Jaws (1975)
(the missing word was 'boat')

You can't handle the Repel!
Which movie was this quote from?
A Few Good Men (1992)
(the missing word was 'truth')

I defy you! Come and kneel before Repel!
Which movie was this quote from?
Superman II (1980)
(the missing word was 'Zod')

You want the Repel? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Which movie was this quote from?
It's a Wonderful Life (1946)
(the missing word was 'moon')


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PostPosted: 15 May 2009, 20:28 
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Uh yeah...

Maybe not as funny if you use quotes people have already used.


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PostPosted: 15 May 2009, 20:35 
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it was a ninja edit on his part, I swear I swear O;
but a cookie is nice <3


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PostPosted: 15 May 2009, 22:42 
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You're gonna need a bigger Gibboss.
Which movie was this quote from?
Jaws (1975)
(the missing word was 'boat')

I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a Gibboss lasts forever.
Which movie was this quote from?
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)
(the missing phrase was 'diamond tiara')

One Gibboss's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
Which movie was this quote from?
The Lost Weekend (1945)
(the missing word was 'drink')

You know the difference between you and me? I make Gibboss look good.
Which movie was this quote from?
Men In Black (1997)
(the missing word was 'this')

This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old Gibboss.
Which movie was this quote from?
A Clockwork Orange (1971)
(the missing word was 'ultra-violence')

I like.

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i throath fuck gods of people like you and trow them in to a fucking jail. good bye your self. further more i will skulfuck your god and fuck him in his ass hes a fucking idiot.


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PostPosted: 15 May 2009, 22:45 
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didnt realize we were using names sooo

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his Revenge.
Which movie was this quote from?
It's a Wonderful Life (1946)
(the missing word was 'wings')

I'm a goddamn marvel of modern Revenge.
Which movie was this quote from?
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
(the missing word was 'science')

It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the Revenge.
Which movie was this quote from?
The Godfather (1972)
(the missing word was 'fishes')

We'll always have Revenge.
Which movie was this quote from?
Casablanca (1942)
(the missing word was 'Paris')


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PostPosted: 16 May 2009, 17:32 
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Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce black people. Aren't you?

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PostPosted: 16 May 2009, 19:09 
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m3n wrote:
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce black people. Aren't you?

:?

Did you even use the generator?


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PostPosted: 17 May 2009, 04:48 
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I am the author. You are the Greasy. I outrank you!


Well, a Greasy's a Greasy, but they call it 'le Greasy'.



Do not go into the Greasy. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don't even look at it. :|


You know the difference between you and me? I make Greasy look good. :4 :4 :4 :4 :4 :4


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PostPosted: 17 May 2009, 10:44 
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And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my Amyl.
Which movie was this quote from?
Pulp Fiction (1994)

Madness? This is Amyl!
Which movie was this quote from?
300 (2006)

A boy's best friend is his Frosty.
Which movie was this quote from?
Psycho (1960)

Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a Nonoice!
42nd Street (1933)

One Mint's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
Which movie was this quote from?
The Lost Weekend (1945)


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PostPosted: 17 May 2009, 10:44 
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[SpA]DrMcMoist wrote:
m3n wrote:
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce black people. Aren't you?

:?

Did you even use the generator?
I did.

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PostPosted: 17 May 2009, 13:54 
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m3n wrote:
[SpA]DrMcMoist wrote:

:?

Did you even use the generator?
I did.
The line is 'Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?

You didn't use the generator.


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PostPosted: 17 May 2009, 15:46 
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[SpA]DrMcMoist wrote:
m3n wrote:
I did.
The line is 'Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?

You didn't use the generator.
Guess what word the generator replaced?

Hmmm.

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