Okay, I'm making up my own language then.
I also need a small island to proclaim it as my country as well.
There's an island off the coast here you could steal.
It's not that big really. It takes a couple of hours to drive round the coast if you speed. And most people do.
I feel it has potential though.
if this is the one I think you're talking about, it's uninhabited. I vote that we invade it and proclaim in property of specialattack.net, then set up our own cannabilistic/shamanistic tribe on it. with internet, ofc.