Having gently prodded Scatter and McMoist last night about not being abe to understand Scottish, the BBC very kindly added the punchline in todays news.

Firm seeks Glaswegian interpreter

I can always count on the BBC.

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We should get one for spa. can never understand a thing moist says , propably why he gets so mauled in l4d ^^, cause we cant make out that he's saying help.. or halp! (inside joke)

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-"You've really worked out your banter, haven't you?"
-"No, not really. This is a different thing, it's spontaneous and it's called wit."

Where can I apply for this job?

140 pounds a day , sounds good, although translating stuff seems so freaking boring in my eyes tbfh

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M.A.S.K. , is the mighty power that can save the day

I wouldn't mind. Although to be fair, in my eyes, I'd be translating English into English which is pretty hilarious.

Not that I give a shit. It was pretty funny reading back the written Glaswegian phrases that they needed translated though. You might not believe it, but I tend to try and speak a lot clearer on here so people can understand me. It really is an impenetrable barrage of nonsense when spoken normally.

same goes for me (not that I'm a weegie).

actually, they've got call centres near Glasgow for the very reason that it's one of the easiest accents to understand when spoken clearly. but yeah, trying to follow a conversation between two neds is pretty hilarious.

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It would be fine if they didn't insist on talking through their noses. That shit really pisses me off no end. Makes me want to break their noses so they have to talk through their mouths.

I'm reluctant to even post this, but I will admit it made me laugh.

Made me laugh too. Once the fear had subsided obviously.

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