Neoflo's pic doesnt show up for me. Can someone reupload this please?
Let me sum it up for you.
The picture shows the rapper Alvin Nathaniel Joiner, better known as XZIBIT, playing his "Pimp My Ride" television persona. He's wearing a black t-shirt, a silver bling necklace and displays a mild smile on his face. It appears he wishes to have a chat with someone but is interrupted before he has the chance to finish his thoughts. His line reads "YO DAWG I HE-".
One can not hide his surprise when it turns out that his conversation partner is none other than McGyver, the beloved childhood action hero. McGyver's facial expression can best be compared to
Donald Duck as he rudely rushes XZIBIT "Yes I do. Wait a minute".
McGyver then proceeds to unscrew the seat off a blue bycicle, remove the long pipe, cut the cylinder into three parts, polish them, grab a bottle of ordinary fluids and some brown cave dust, all to quickly put together a three foot flamethrower. While
pondering his next moves, the excitement builds as we are all enthusiastic about finding out what is McGyver up to this time. Will be his usual paperclip-to-hellicopter routine or will he throw in a little extra for this one?
After aproximately two 200x150 pixel pictures of using the flamethrower on the back of a van, McGyver has finished his work and is very pleased to present the new Starship Enterprise Mobile Van Command Center featuring rich leather interiors, sattelite connection, a coffee machine and blue flame vynils on the outside.
XZIBIT is impressed.