[19:20] * Nessy27 dies*
[19:20] * Mc-MrCat slaps Mc-MrCat around a bit with a large fishbot
[19:20] <+Mc-MrCat> ow
[19:20] * FBIbradFBI revives nessy
[19:20] * FBIbradFBI gives him mouth to mouth
[19:20] * Mc-MrCat masturbates
[19:20] * Mc-MrCat i mean doesnt
[19:20] == Nessy27 has changed nick to Mrs
[19:20] <+Mc-MrCat> hahaha
[19:20] == Mrs has changed nick to MrsBrad
[19:20] == FBIbradFBI has changed nick to MrBrad
[19:20] <+Mc-MrCat> mrs brad yes that is what they would call you
[19:21] <+Mc-MrCat> hello mrs brad how are you today?
[19:21] <+MrBrad> oh honey
[19:21] <+MrBrad> come here
[19:21] <@MrsBrad> !
[19:21] <+Mc-MrCat> i would also change my nickname but i cant!
[19:21] <@MrsBrad> i have a headache
[19:21] <@MrsBrad> not tonight, stud
[19:21] <+Mc-MrCat> hahaha
[19:21] <+MrBrad> aw k
[19:21] <+MrBrad> Go to sleep quickly then
[19:21] <+MrBrad> before i fall asleep >:)
[19:21] <+Mc-MrCat> haha
[19:22] <@MrsBrad> im sleeping with my legs closed, tyvm
[19:22] <+Mc-MrCat> all i can be is your cat..
[19:22] * Mc-MrCat meow
[19:22] * Mc-MrCat 's depression kicks in..
[19:22] * MrBrad chains MrsBrad to the bed and puts a piece of tape on her mouth
[19:22] <@MrsBrad> oh dear
[19:23] <+MrBrad> Yes love?
[19:23] <@MrsBrad> or rather..
[19:23] <+Mc-MrCat> i do not want to see or read what happens next..
[19:23] <@MrsBrad> mrrph mmmmmrphhh
[19:23] <+MrBrad> CANNON BALL!
[19:23] <@MrsBrad> MMMRRRRRRPPPHHHHHHH!!
[19:23] <+Mc-MrCat> timmy is stuck in a well.. please stop
[19:23] <+MrBrad> ouch
[19:23] <+MrBrad> i hit my head on the head board
[19:23] <@MrsBrad> serves you right
[19:23] <+Mc-MrCat> it was once just called board.. until that very thing happened
[19:24] <+MrBrad> Oh shuttup honey
[19:24] * MrBrad jumps up and slams the door
[19:24] <+Mc-MrCat> how did you get the tape off?
[19:24] == MrBrad has changed nick to fbibradfbi
[19:24] <+fbibradfbi> tthats what i was thinking
[19:24] <@MrsBrad> yeah, thats right. go sleep on the couch
[19:24] <@MrsBrad> pig
[19:24] == fbibradfbi has changed nick to MrBrad
[19:24] <+MrBrad> Dont call me that you slut
[19:25] <+Mc-MrCat> see what happens when minecraft servers are down..
[19:25] <+Mc-MrCat> haha
[19:25] <@MrsBrad> AH!
[19:25] <+MrBrad> your lucky i didnt connect electricity to those chains
[19:25] <@MrsBrad> >:(
[19:25] <+MrBrad> Serves you right
[19:25] * Mc-MrCat licks self.. not much else for a cat..
[19:25] * Mc-MrCat eats some din din
[19:25] * MrBrad gives the cat a glass of qwater
[19:26] * Mc-MrCat drinks qwater
[19:26] * MrBrad accidently pours it on his head
[19:26] <+Mc-MrCat> mmm qwater
[19:26] * MrBrad kicks it out the door
[19:26] * Mc-MrCat swears verociously
[19:26] * MrBrad kicks it harder
[19:26] <+Mc-MrCat> meoww
[19:26] <@MrsBrad> what the? a talking cat!
[19:26] <+MrBrad> Shut up love
[19:26] <+MrBrad> Sextime is soon
[19:27] <@MrsBrad> again?
[19:27] <+MrBrad> for now i need to make the cat bond with the dog in the kennel
[19:27] <+Mc-MrCat> haha brad i like how you always put honey or love at the end of an insult haha
[19:27] <+MrBrad> and yes
[19:27] <+MrBrad> again
[19:27] * MrBrad kicks the door in
[19:27] * MrBrad jumps on the bed and thumping ensues
[19:27] * Mc-MrCat needs intervention for depression
[19:28] <+MrBrad> GTFO Cat
[19:28] <+MrBrad> Get back in the kennel and mate with the dog!
[19:28] <@MrsBrad> its watching us O.O
[19:28] * Mc-MrCat more depression
[19:28] <+MrBrad> Well i kicked the door down, whatta ya expect
[19:28] * MrBrad flops it out
[19:28] * Mc-MrCat attempts suicide
[19:28] <@MrsBrad> toss it out the window
[19:28] <+Mc-MrCat> hahahaha flops it out
[19:29] * MrBrad picks the cat up and hits it like a baseball
[19:29] <+MrBrad> out the window
[19:29] <+Mc-MrCat> with what??
[19:29] <+Mc-MrCat> oh god
[19:29] <+MrBrad> You dont wanna know kitteh
[19:29] <@MrsBrad> so large!
[19:29] <+Mc-MrCat> why would you ever do that to a cat? haha
[19:30] <+Mc-MrCat> thats horrible
[19:30] <+MrBrad> lag 1 2 3
[19:30] <@MrsBrad> break the ats neck with it
[19:30] * MrBrad stomps in the bedroom
[19:30] <@MrsBrad> halp halp rape!
[19:30] * MrBrad launches on the bed and thumping ensues
[19:30] <@MrsBrad> kitty, get ack here and save me
[19:30] <+MrBrad> Oh fu*k you cat
[19:31] <+Mc-MrCat> you told him to kill me
[19:31] <+MrBrad> its looking at us again
[19:31] <@MrsBrad> save me mittens!
[19:31] <+Mc-MrCat> how you through me out the window
[19:31] * MrBrad rips it out and hits him back out the window
[19:31] <+Mc-MrCat> i never came back in D:
[19:31] <+Mc-MrCat> haha
[19:31] <@MrsBrad> poor mittens
[19:31] <+MrBrad> Geez
[19:31] * Mc-MrCat dies from fall
[19:31] <+MrBrad> Its a stupid cat
[19:32] * MrsBrad pushes MrBrad out the window too *
[19:32] * MrBrad runs outside nake
[19:32] <+MrBrad> d
[19:32] <@MrsBrad> you can sleep with the cat!
[19:32] * Mc-MrCat sees no one at funeral..
[19:32] * MrBrad lands on cat
[19:32] <+MrBrad> Oh shit
[19:32] * Mc-MrCat thats one person at funeral
[19:32] <+MrBrad> its daylight
[19:32] <+MrBrad> and its the kids parade
[19:32] <+MrBrad> and its going past me
[19:32] <+MrBrad> LET ME BACK IN SLUT
[19:32] <+MrBrad> AHH
[19:33] <+MrBrad> THeres a cop
[19:33] <+MrBrad> AHH
[19:33] <@MrsBrad> nnnnno!
[19:33] <+MrBrad> he has a taserr!!?!
[19:33] * MrBrad bangs on the door
[19:33] <+Mc-MrCat> but youre fbi
[19:33] <@MrsBrad> good!
[19:33] * Mc-MrCat bangs a door
[19:33] * Mc-MrCat
[19:33] * MrBrad turns around and hits the cop in the face with you what
[19:33] <@MrsBrad> the cop was the cat!
[19:34] * MrBrad the cop goes flying accross the fleet into the SWAT group
[19:34] <+MrBrad> OH FUCK NO
[19:34] <+MrBrad> HELP
[19:34] <+MrBrad> HELP
[19:34] <+MrBrad> THEy're gnna rape me
[19:34] <+Mc-MrCat> how does that work? haha
[19:34] * Mc-MrCat slaps MrBrad around a bit with a large fishbot
[19:34] * MrBrad runs over to the swat peeps and flops them in the head
[19:35] * MrBrad jumps and flops the door open
[19:35] * MrBrad tackles MrsBrad and handcuffs her
[19:35] <@MrsBrad> oh, it wasnt locked..
[19:35] <+MrBrad> OH FFF
[19:35] <+MrBrad> LOOK what you made me do!?!?
[19:36] * MrBrad points at the you know what
[19:36] <@MrsBrad> theres cat blood all over it
[19:36] <@MrsBrad> gross
[19:36] * MrBrad sticks MrsBrad against a pole and ties her up
[19:36] <+Mc-MrCat> hahaha
[19:36] * MrBrad slaps her over her face with a large trout
[19:36] <@MrsBrad> wherer did this pole come from?!
[19:37] <+MrBrad> Its your stripper pole honey
[19:37] <+Mc-MrCat> i almost asked that haha
[19:37] <+MrBrad> NOW MAKE ME A SANDWICH BITCH
[19:37] <@MrsBrad> but im tied up D:
[19:37] <+MrBrad> Woot
[19:37] * MrBrad dances around her naked
[19:38] * MrBrad has pole secks
[19:38] <+MrBrad> OMFG
[19:38] <+MrBrad> The cats looking
[19:38] <+Mc-MrCat> 0_0
[19:38] * MrBrad puts the cat in a cage
[19:38] <+Mc-MrCat> x_x
[19:38] <+Mc-MrCat> <--- dead
[19:38] <+MrBrad> Your all mine now
[19:39] <+MrBrad> No more cats
[19:39] <+MrBrad> No more Swaty
[19:39] <+MrBrad> No more police
[19:39] <+MrBrad> amd no more dildo for you
[19:39] * Mc-MrCat and brads mom walks in
[19:39] <@MrsBrad> kinky...
[19:39] <+Mc-MrCat> hahaha
[19:40] * MrBrad unties the slut and drags her into the bed
[19:40] <+Mc-MrCat> brad... your mom is here
[19:40] <+MrBrad> She is the slut...
[19:40] <+MrBrad> I had her tiied in my basement
[19:40] <+Mc-MrCat> you are late for your karate lessons..
[19:40] <+Mc-MrCat> you have to get your orange belt
[19:40] <+MrBrad> i thought i kileld the cat
[19:40] <@MrsBrad> lol
[19:41] <+MrBrad> Sticks the cat in a cage out the door
[19:41] <+Mc-MrCat> well it would be better if i could change my nickname but i gotta work with what i got haha
[19:41] == MrsBrad has changed nick to TheCat-Mafia
[19:41] <+Mc-MrCat> haha shit
[19:41] <+MrBrad> :/
[19:41] <@TheCat-Mafia> thar he is, boyz!
[19:41] <+MrBrad> Oh fuck
[19:41] * MrBrad arms gun
[19:41] <+Mc-MrCat> gang fight
[19:42] * TheCat-Mafia arms mouse grenades
[19:42] * MrBrad stairs at smexy mags
[19:42] == tomsplz3 has changed nick to mafia-wars
[19:42] <+mafia-wars> lol
[19:42] <+Mc-MrCat> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GaKaGwch0U
[19:42] == mafia-wars has changed nick to tomsplz3
[19:42] * MrBrad shoots the mafia
[19:43] == saifon [~saifon@sedde.users.quakenet.org] has joined #SpA.minecraft
[19:43] == mode/#SpA.minecraft [+v saifon] by Q
[19:43] * TheCat-Mafia deflects the bullets with teh wifey
[19:43] * MrBrad rearms the gun
[19:43] * MrBrad fires it again spraying a white liquid
[19:43] * TheCat-Mafia grabs brads mum
[19:43] <+Mc-MrCat> wow my lip sync is off for some reason.. that video is worthless without it haha
[19:43] <+Mc-MrCat> oh god
[19:43] <+tomsplz3> hello saifon look out its a war in here
[19:43] <+MrBrad> Tom
[19:43] <+saifon> wut?
[19:43] <+MrBrad> and saifon
[19:44] <+MrBrad> your wrecking my fun
[19:44] * TheCat-Mafia beats brad with his own mummy
[19:44] <+Mc-MrCat> saifon came at a bad time haha
[19:44] <+MrBrad> im trying to kill the cat mafia here
[19:44] * TheCat-Mafia sticky mummy...
[19:44] * MrBrad ouch
[19:44] * MrBrad throws t-bags at the cat
[19:45] <+MrBrad> hmm
[19:45] <@TheCat-Mafia> O.O
[19:45] <+MrBrad> they're cats
[19:45] * MrBrad grabs the cat on the neck and flushes it down the toilet
[19:45] <@TheCat-Mafia> noooo
[19:45] * MrBrad slamms the lid down
[19:45] * MrBrad puts a lock on it
[19:45] <@TheCat-Mafia> how did he know our only weakness?!
[19:46] * MrBrad runs into the bedroom and picks up the smith&wesson Sperminator
[19:46] * MrBrad runs back into the bathroom and shoots the toilet
[19:47] * TheCat-Mafia a shadowy figure appears from the toilet
[19:47] * MrBrad shoots it
[19:47] == TheCat-Mafia has changed nick to Mc-Catfather
[19:47] <@Mc-Catfather> fool!
[19:48] <+MrBrad> OH MY FU*KING GOD
[19:48] <+MrBrad> Its a tom cat
[19:48] * MrBrad grabs it by the scruff and strangles it
[19:48] == Disparate [~Howard@94-194-117-49.zone8.bethere.co.uk] has joined #SpA.minecraft
[19:48] <@Mc-Catfather> nooo, im still a cat in the end....!
[19:49] * MrBrad kills it
[19:49] * MrBrad calls in the fbi
[19:49] == Mc-Catfather has changed nick to Mc-DeadBradCat