OK the IRC guys solved it: lots of creds to wankin and Kakihara!
<[SpA]Aleksander> guys I need help
<[SpA]Aleksander> I share my kitchen with three girls
<[SpA]Aleksander> And there is a microwave oven here
<saintk> naked girls by any chance?
<[SpA]Aleksander> Well I've used a microwave oven before, though not that many time because for different reasons we dont have one at home
<[SpA]Aleksander> Any I can't figure the damn microwave out
<[SpA]Aleksander> And everytime i press a button it makes a rather loud beep
<[SpA]Aleksander> Which probably everyone on the floor hears
<[SpA]Aleksander> Which makes me seem like an idiot if I'm gonna play every button until i figure out how it works
<[SpA]Aleksander> So I need to figure out how it works 
<saintk> ok this is gonna be funny
<saintk> take a photo
<saintk> and post it
<saintk> we'll help you
<[SpA]Aleksander> lol
<[SpA]Aleksander> kk
<saintk> gotta go catch a train now
<saintk> bb
<[SpA]Aleksander> brb
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<wankin> rofl [SpA]Aleksander
<wankin> BEEP!!!
<wankin> ask on of the girls to show you how to do it while shes topless
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<[SpA]Aleksander> yeah well
<[SpA]Aleksander> it might take a while then, they don't go around topless all the time
<wankin> just ask them to take there top of if they call you a pervert just say its in the intrest of science
<[SpA]Aleksander> yeh, physicists often enhance their results with topless woman
<wankin> nah
<wankin> just say its an experiment to do with the human conditioning and learning
<[SpA]Aleksander> Well all three of them are university students, and since they are in more humanist fields than I am, there's no reason for me to know more about that shit than them
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<wankin> yer there is just say you wanna see if men do really get distracted by naked beautiful girls or if they actually learn more
* wankin sets mode: +o [SpA]Greasy
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<wankin> :<
<[SpA]Greasy> 
<[SpA]Greasy> ola
<wankin> ola
<[SpA]Greasy> so...
<wankin> ...
<[SpA]Greasy> bored
<[SpA]Greasy> lol
<wankin> same here
<wankin> im ment to be at my mums now helpin her with some stuff
<[SpA]Greasy> nice
<wankin> ahwell
<[SpA]Aleksander> http://forum.specialattack.net/viewtopic.php?t=1822
<wankin> lol [SpA]Aleksander
<wankin> [SpA]Aleksander
<[SpA]Aleksander> h4xx
<wankin> i think you either put in how many mins you want it on for then press the thing that looks like a volume control
<[SpA]Aleksander> hm why that button?
<wankin> cause most microwave you can select how powerful you want them
<[SpA]Aleksander> It doesn't exactly radiate "CLICK ME!!!"
<wankin> 100%
<wankin> 70%
<wankin> 50%
<wankin> etc
<|FaNg|Kakihara^> aleks?
<[SpA]Aleksander> mhm?
<|FaNg|Kakihara^> the button with the circel and the upside down triangle in it is the start button
<wankin> ye i think he worked that one out |FaNg|Kakihara^
<wankin>
<|FaNg|Kakihara^> so whats the problem?
<wankin> like i said try putting in how long you want the press the thing that looks like the volume control and press start
<wankin> or the otherway around press the volume control thing first and then the time
<[SpA]Aleksander> wait, now im not following
<[SpA]Aleksander> is volume control start?
<[SpA]Aleksander> or are those two different buttons?
<|FaNg|Kakihara^> the volume is for the microwave yes
<[SpA]Aleksander> you need to be clear on this
<|FaNg|Kakihara^> the "degrees" u want
<wankin> no volume control select how power full you want it
<|FaNg|Kakihara^> starts with 900, 750, 600, 450
<|FaNg|Kakihara^> as far as I know
<[SpA]Aleksander> ahh
<wankin> ye
<wankin> how much watt you wanna use
<|FaNg|Kakihara^> the circle with the upside down triangle in it is the start button
<wankin> ye
<[SpA]Aleksander> kkk
<wankin> its easy when you know how
<[SpA]Aleksander> yeah
<|FaNg|Kakihara^> its no oven?
<[SpA]Aleksander> I think I tried every button except that one
<wankin> lol
<[SpA]Aleksander> yeah there is, but if im just gonna make a toast it takes alot of time
<|FaNg|Kakihara^> cause tbh i got no clue what the rest of em are
<wankin> (15:54:38) (@|FaNg|Kakihara^) the circle with the upside down triangle in it is the start button | i think it might be the diamond with the line thru it
<[SpA]Aleksander> !!!
<|FaNg|Kakihara^> no thats sto
<[SpA]Aleksander> I need clear instructions here!
<|FaNg|Kakihara^> fuck
<|FaNg|Kakihara^> wankin is right
<wankin> 
<|FaNg|Kakihara^> the diamond is the start button
<wankin> the stop is the one with c on it
<|FaNg|Kakihara^> if you press that, it usually starts off in 900 degrees 1 minute
<|FaNg|Kakihara^> no wankin
<|FaNg|Kakihara^> the one I said was the start button is
<|FaNg|Kakihara^> I looked at my microwave
<[SpA]Aleksander> omfg
<|FaNg|Kakihara^>
<[SpA]Aleksander> <--confused
<|FaNg|Kakihara^> sec aleksander i will draw
<[SpA]Aleksander> lol
<wankin> k ill circle what i think is right
<[SpA]Aleksander> CONTEST CONTEST
<[SpA]Aleksander> EVERYONE JOIN
<[SpA]Aleksander> ILL TAKE BETS
<wankin> lol
<wankin> http://img242.imageshack.us/my.php?imag ... f3cuw0.jpg
<wankin> im sure its the one with the line thru it tho
<wankin> as most thing with a line usally indicate on
<[SpA]Aleksander> lol you made a ring around all the buttons we've discussed
<wankin> yer
<wankin>
<|FaNg|Kakihara^> http://s31.photobucket.com/albums/c353/ ... 651c6g.jpg
<wankin> ye so i was right then |FaNg|Kakihara^
<[SpA]Aleksander> I see
<wankin> im just lazy forget the writing
<|FaNg|Kakihara^> yes thats what I said wankin 
<|FaNg|Kakihara^> u just circled all the buttons xD
<[SpA]Aleksander> So I have to FIRST set time, THEN press the degrees buttons a couple of times, and THEN push the start button?
<|FaNg|Kakihara^> no first degrees mate
<[SpA]Aleksander> omfg
<wankin> push the degress button once if you want it on full
<[SpA]Bucky> what are you guys talking about?
<[SpA]Bucky> overclocking?
<[SpA]Aleksander> yeah
<wankin> [SpA]Aleksander microwave
<[SpA]Aleksander> were overclocking my microwave
<wankin>
<[SpA]Aleksander> It's fucking hard
<[SpA]Bucky> overclocking yer microwave yeah
<[SpA]Bucky> hehehehe
<wankin> try it [SpA]Aleksander
<[SpA]Aleksander> we have to tweak the radiation perfectly
<wankin> wanna know if were right or not
<[SpA]Bucky> i had a simmilar microwave
<[SpA]Aleksander> I want to be able to boil steel with it
<[SpA]Bucky> but it
<[SpA]Bucky> 's a combi microwave or not?
<[SpA]Bucky> or semi combi
<[SpA]Aleksander> err
* Devout is now known as Devil^
<[SpA]Bucky> that you got a microwave they call combi, but it only is cuz you can cook in it
<[SpA]Bucky> which is bullshit as you can do anyways
<wankin> nah bucky
<wankin> microwave oven
<wankin> ive got one
<[SpA]Aleksander> kk but I need another affirmative: I FIRST press the degrees button, THEN set the time, THEN push the start button?
<[SpA]Bucky> yeah, that's combi idd, but pim got himself a combi sold which was combi but didn't have an oven function
<wankin> it means you can put metal in it and use it as a proper oven
<[SpA]Bucky> so, you get fucked
* wankin spreads his ares any takers
<[SpA]Greasy> bucky smells
<[SpA]Greasy> nuff said
<wankin> 
<[SpA]Greasy>
* wankin agrees with [SpA]Greasy
<[SpA]Aleksander> Oh well next time I make a sandwich I will let you know if it worked
<wankin> ¬¬
<wankin> we wanna know now
<wankin> we took time to edit your photo now tell us
<[SpA]Aleksander> omfg
<[SpA]Aleksander> im not hungry!!!
<wankin>
<wankin> just put it on to test it
<wankin> dnt have to put anything in it
<[SpA]Aleksander> hmm
<[SpA]Aleksander> kk i will try
<[SpA]Aleksander> i dont think theres anyone home anyway
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