yep, sounds like me when i was about 20'ish.
No wonder i like u
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| Author: | DrMcMoist [ 06 Sep 2008, 15:29 ] |
| Post subject: | Sweet Indecision |
Here's a chat log of me and my mates trying to decide what to do tonight. It's a laborious process... cott says: Yikes Master of Ambiguity says: i'd ruin her Master of Ambiguity says: i have weird urges Scott says: I'll never be able to look Jennifer in the eyes again now Master of Ambiguity says: i like to slice a bitch when i fuck her Scott says: Your a wrong un! DrMcMoist says: Yeah. She's had this effect on you now and you haven't even spoken to her DrMcMoist says: HAH Scott says: Nah that's just Tom in general DrMcMoist says: That was straight out of left field Tom Scott says: You've obviously never seens Tom's collection of sex knives then mate Master of Ambiguity says: i told you to stay out my drawers Scott says: Drawer!? they were mounted on the walls Scott says: With a big banner above em Scott says: "SEX KNIVES" Master of Ambiguity says: ach there just the warm up blades Master of Ambiguity says: i go in the drawer once i get a sweat on Scott says: Ah Scott says: That's not a punching bag on the wall is it Scott says: It's some sort of twisted sex apparatus Master of Ambiguity says: its were i keep the bits DrMcMoist says: Jesus Christ Scott says: ? Scott says: I'm sure the bits aren't Jesus DrMcMoist says: Your bits aren't Jesus Scott says: Of course they are DrMcMoist says: So what the fuck are we doing tonight? DrMcMoist says: Answer me you cunts Scott says: Dunno DrMcMoist says: That's not an acceptable response DrMcMoist says: Come on Tom, take charge Scott says: Why don't we just give up and go to the Ark Master of Ambiguity says: i aint fucking jesus bit i'll will meet you guys in town i will gbetween now and whenever Master of Ambiguity says: but Master of Ambiguity says: are we waiting for scott Master of Ambiguity says: cause then its less open Master of Ambiguity says: c'mon people Scott says: Well i assumed you were talking to Craig DrMcMoist says: Well if we're waiting for Scott we could have a cheeky half before closing time Master of Ambiguity says: ha Scott says: I'll come down there a fist you to death with the gauntlet of anal punishment for such insolence!!! DrMcMoist says: I'd still be waiting till 10 o'clock tonight for that Scott says: and* Scott says: Nah the glove and the travel are free Master of Ambiguity says: well just come out and dont spend any money Scott says: I could be down town now i just wont have any money DrMcMoist says: That was weird Scott says: Which sucks balls Scott says: Donkey balls DrMcMoist says: He responded to what you said before you said it DrMcMoist says: Well you need money Master of Ambiguity says: i read ahead DrMcMoist says: Saying that, even then it will only be about 6 o'clock... you know. If you actually came on time Scott says: You are seriously pushing it man Scott says: I'll come down on time if only just to whoop your ass Master of Ambiguity says: scott your so testy chill DrMcMoist says: You're actually having a go at me? DrMcMoist says: I've known you for fucking years and I think you've been on time twice Scott says: Pf course i'm not having a go ya fucking Weeaboo i'm just razzin ya Scott says: of* DrMcMoist says: Well that's all fine and well but we still don't have a solid plan Scott says: No Master of Ambiguity says: i wanna RAWK Scott says: Well since you two will be there before me Scott says: Well we can drink in the solid RAWK if you want Master of Ambiguity says: nah DrMcMoist says: nah, fuck that place. I don't want to sit and drink a beer whilst simultaneously smelling 80 smelly Goth armpits DrMcMoist says: Not to mention the ball sweats DrMcMoist says: The GOD DAMN BALL SWEATS!!!! DrMcMoist says: And it's female equivelant. Which I will not even name..... Master of Ambiguity says: theres a couple o other places DrMcMoist says: How about The Mussel Inn. The rudest seafood place in town? Scott says: You know i love it there Scott says: Rufus T firefly's ? DrMcMoist says: Stop it with the rocker places man, those people suck ass Scott says: Rufus is just another bar DrMcMoist says: I'm regressing. I want to kick it with some neds Scott says: Well you'll be on your own with those wee retard knucle draggin fuckwits then DrMcMoist says: Why don't we just load up with some Buckfast and some Mad Dog and we'll go drink it up the Canal in Kirkie? Scott says: It's like a canal festival so that would be a bad idea Master of Ambiguity says: what about strathclyde union its the cheapest place DrMcMoist says: We're not students Scott says: Don't you need a student card? Master of Ambiguity says: beers only 50p a gallon Master of Ambiguity says: nah Master of Ambiguity says: they done away with that Scott says: Cheep drink is what had me so fucked up yesterday DrMcMoist says: Sounds OK to me. Student women will let you do anything to them Master of Ambiguity says: ur just a lightweight DrMcMoist says: And they're easy. Not like those fucking TARTS that think they're too good to take it up the shitter! Scott says: You'ra all class Master of Ambiguity says: stuck up bitches Scott says: You're* DrMcMoist says: Too right Tom, too right. Scott says: I'm gonna have to get the whole white trainers bullshit tonight Scott says: Saying that i could just go in full NAN mode Scott says: Black shirt, trousers and shoes DrMcMoist says: Do that mate, that's a good look DrMcMoist says: I'd do it too but I'm wearing my white trainers DrMcMoist says: I've been working so much I've barely worn them since I got them Scott says: what if you get turned away at the door? DrMcMoist says: I won't get turned away. It's other people I'm with that get turned away DrMcMoist says: So if you don't get turned away then it's all good DrMcMoist says: You might look a bit out of place with all black on but just say you were working on a high powered case which you can't discuss DrMcMoist says: Then angrily slam your glass down on the bar and demand another shot Scott says: The only thing i'll look is good! Scott says: Damned Good DrMcMoist says: Coolio Scott says: Nah that's not an option anyway DrMcMoist says: Why the fuck not? Scott says: My black shirt is in the wash and the only one that appears to be clean is my never worn pink shirt DrMcMoist says: Wear that then DrMcMoist says: And it's not pink. It's salmon Scott says: I feel it gives out the wrong message Scott says: Oh no it's pink it even said so on the label DrMcMoist says: Way I see it is there's two kinds of guys that wear pink shirts. Gay guys and guys who are a bit fucked up in the head Scott says: And you know me i don't have the fashion sense to be a gay DrMcMoist says: When you enter the bar just start going mental over something completely trivial and you'll be pegged in the psycho category DrMcMoist says: Start shouting at Tom cause he's staring at your hair DrMcMoist says: I'll pretend to hold you back. We'll apologise to the Bouncer while you seethe and mutter under your breath and the job's a good un' Scott says: Speaking of Tom he's gone quiet hasn't he DrMcMoist says: Oh Thomas DrMcMoist says: Where art thou? Scott says: Sharpening the sex knives i would imagine DrMcMoist says: Hehe. He's got a long night ahead of him Master of Ambiguity says: back in 5 Scott says: He's fast i'll give him that |
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| Author: | Mint [ 06 Sep 2008, 19:06 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sweet Indecision |
DrMcMoist says: Sounds OK to me. Student women will let you do anything to them Master of Ambiguity says: ur just a lightweight DrMcMoist says: And they're easy. Not like those fucking TARTS that think they're too good to take it up the shitter! Scott says: You'ra all class HAHAHA.... <3 |
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| Author: | [SpA]CrackHead [ 06 Sep 2008, 19:55 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sweet Indecision |
yep, sounds like me when i was about 20'ish. No wonder i like u
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| Author: | McBiff [ 07 Sep 2008, 01:00 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sweet Indecision |
The whole conversation is golden, but Scott's comment right at the end just made me laugh out loud. That's hysterical |
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