Christ almighty, I ordered it 2 weeks ago. I knew some serious fuck-up must have occurred when it's taking this long.
Sure enough, turns out the site I ordered it from decided to change the name of the game to "A Vamp
ire story" after I ordered it. In other words, the product I ordered no longer existed on the site.
So I sent an email their way, telling them to change the fucking name back and send me the now correctly fucking named game (which, according to the site, is in fucking stock).
Ok, I didn't word it exactly like that, but I should have. I should have...
The game now has its proper name on the site and was posted today, woo and yay.