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... find the ugliest chick you can find ...

Suiclider wrote:

... find the ugliest chick you can find ...

so basically, the entire basis for your argument is that she's ugly or w/e

so why would you want to pick her up in the first place? :<

sebas is a total playa

Nono, never mention your exgirlfriend in the first conversation, that is a major turnoff. No matter if you are polight about her or bitching against her; either way makes you look bad. Saying that the girl looks like the girl in the movie you jerked off on would be an ever better compliment whahaha.

[SpA]Amyl wrote:

Something tells me I'm going to do well in Holland.

ETMI wrote:

so basically, the entire basis for your argument is that she's ugly or w/e

so why would you want to pick her up in the first place? :<

Jesus christ, you aren't supposed to take it seriously.

Author:	sebas [ 29 Jan 2009, 16:28 ]
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sebas' advice. no. 1: always be drunk my friend trying to hook me up: Listen to me..I'm telling you this dude, he's a great guy! the girl: Well, I don't know... me: HALLO GUSY WITH CAMPHERA!! no. 2: When a girl touches you, go like this: EEWWWWW, COOTIES! no. 3: Offer them gifts no. 4: Get a cute lil' sister no. 5: Do NOT have imaginary conversations with imaginary friends no. 6: Be ALPHA MALE Yes, I get bored easily. Now let's see your advice. I know you have some.

Author:	[SpA]Scatterbrain [ 29 Jan 2009, 17:25 ]
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what exactly is the thing on the right in no.5 supposed to be? but yeah, I was expecting an embarrasing thread of the teenage emo type. I was nicely surprised +1 sebas

Author:	[SpA]SonnyBlack [ 29 Jan 2009, 17:31 ]
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I guess its a romanian ALF. Btw, ur sister is a marlboro robot?

Author:	Suiclider [ 29 Jan 2009, 17:36 ]
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My tips: If you smoke, go outside of the bar(no smoking here in Norway) and find the ugliest chick you can find, because you're gonna drink yourself almost to death later on anyways. It doesn't matter plain and simple. Start smalltalking but show no interest in the girl or what she's saying what so ever. She will most likely follow you back into the bar and ask for you to buy her a beer. Say no. Since the chick you've picked up most likely has some sort of anxiety for getting rejected and being alone. How do I know this? Because you're most likely an ugly fuck, prettyboys don't need pick up tips. Anyways, she will probably drink as hell because of that anxiety of hers and she will get shitfaced. Since she's pretty fucking drunk by this point, she will most likely ask you if she can come home to you. AND THIS IS IMPORTANT: tell her that you really want to, but you've just got out of a relationship and aren't interested in a one night stand. Girls dig sensetive and chickensoup men. After you've been talking to her about releationships or whatever lie you can come up with.. Say something like: "you know..you're the only chick I've met that gets my mind away from my ex girlfriend". Guess how happy she will be. Hint: very fucking happy. Then you kiss her and take off your pants. Mission accomplished you've gotten laid. Now, a guide isn't complete with out this, because the next morning you want that ugly looking chick out of your home. Like I said, you're an ugly fuck and there wasn't any chance of you getting laid with an average not ugly girl. Here are some of which I use: 1. My parents are coming to visit me in about an hour 2. I'm meeting a friend in not too long etc etc. It's not that hard. Just lie so you might have a shot at sleeping with her again. Now this I've never tried, but I will someday. Start vacuum cleaning your house. Wake her the fuck up and start cleaning your bed, she will most likely just leave because you're such an annoying TINY LITTLE DINOSAUR ARMS. Well, this concludes my 101 on how to get chicks and how to get rid of 'em the next morning. -Suiclider

Author:	[SpA]Scatterbrain [ 29 Jan 2009, 18:52 ]
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Suiclider wrote: ... find the ugliest chick you can find ... so basically, the entire basis for your argument is that she's ugly or w/e so why would you want to pick her up in the first place? :<

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Author:	[SpA]Minimoose! [ 29 Jan 2009, 19:28 ]
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sebas is a total playa

Author:	[SpA]Cpt.Awesome [ 29 Jan 2009, 19:49 ]
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this is soo good... i would totally do you m8 xD

Author:	dckjns [ 29 Jan 2009, 20:37 ]
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"Wanna go home and check out my komputar?"

Author:	Suiclider [ 29 Jan 2009, 23:19 ]
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ETMI wrote: Suiclider wrote: ... find the ugliest chick you can find ... so basically, the entire basis for your argument is that she's ugly or w/e so why would you want to pick her up in the first place? :< Jesus christ, you aren't supposed to take it seriously.

Author:	[SpA]cookye [ 29 Jan 2009, 23:50 ]
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you know, they call me the ALPHABET because im ALPHAmale and you can BET on it works every time

Author:	Bartg [ 29 Jan 2009, 23:55 ]
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[SpA]Minimoose! wrote: sebas is a total playa He is actually, this one is missing photo from this tutorial:

Author:	Amyl [ 30 Jan 2009, 01:46 ]
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Nono, never mention your exgirlfriend in the first conversation, that is a major turnoff. No matter if you are polight about her or bitching against her; either way makes you look bad. Saying that the girl looks like the girl in the movie you jerked off on would be an ever better compliment whahaha.

Author:	DrMcMoist [ 30 Jan 2009, 01:58 ]
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[SpA]Amyl wrote: Nono, never mention your exgirlfriend in the first conversation, that is a major turnoff. No matter if you are polight about her or bitching against her; either way makes you look bad. Saying that the girl looks like the girl in the movie you jerked off on would be an ever better compliment whahaha. Something tells me I'm going to do well in Holland.

Author:	[SpA]Cpt.Awesome [ 30 Jan 2009, 05:09 ]
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[SpA]DrMcMoist wrote: [SpA]Amyl wrote: Nono, never mention your exgirlfriend in the first conversation, that is a major turnoff. No matter if you are polight about her or bitching against her; either way makes you look bad. Saying that the girl looks like the girl in the movie you jerked off on would be an ever better compliment whahaha. Something tells me I'm going to do well in Holland. a guy with an accent will do fucking great anyway in holland. btw. amyl, give more tips : P <3

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Author:	Suiclider [ 30 Jan 2009, 09:11 ]
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An even better compliment would be to tell her that you've seen her page on myspace and that you downloaded some of them for personal use. Now you're ready for the real deal.

Author:	[SpA]Scatterbrain [ 31 Jan 2009, 11:01 ]
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Suiclider wrote: ETMI wrote: so basically, the entire basis for your argument is that she's ugly or w/e so why would you want to pick her up in the first place? :< Jesus christ, you aren't supposed to take it seriously. hehe, I got that bit, I just sometimes pick apart peoples arguments for the sake of something to post :p

Author:	Suiclider [ 31 Jan 2009, 12:56 ]
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In that case: Because you yourself are an ugly fuck as stated in my article. I suggest you read a bit more carefully next time if you want to have a seriousface debate.