Sometimes I wake up in the morning and I simply don't feel angry enough to take on the brand new day. So to get myself nice and enraged, I watch excerpts from the Maury Povic show, and soon I'm ready for anything that life wants to throw at me. Now, with my help, you can be pissed off and irrational too. You don't have to thank me. Just thank Maury 'Manipulative Ratings Whore Disingenuous Monger of Everything That Is Fucking Wrong With the World' Povic

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np_0xt6z ... re=related[/youtube]

Wouldn't you just love it if you had a disgrace to the human nature as such chained under your bed so you could wake up each morning, yawn for a bit, look confused for your slippers, stretch, scratch your belly and then beat the living shit our of him for 5 straight minutes?
I'd start each morning feeling accomplished.

Reminded me of this for some reason:

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it's not so much what's on the show itsself that worries me, but the fact that millions of people lap this sort of thing up as 'entertainment'

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ュ~ちゃんgamer.jp Pinky: true genius
ュ~ちゃんgamer.jp Pinky: doesn't make sense
ュ~ちゃんgamer.jp Pinky: till you're senseless

goddamn.... is that woman retarted?

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Of all the things I lost, I miss my mind the most.

^ this

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All roads may lead to Rome, but all Wikipedia pages eventually get you to the Third Reich. - m3n

I went into the shops on my way home today for some apple juice and bread. On my way back up here I past a Bookie's with three junkies outside. One of them was scribbling on a betting form. No doubt a last ditch attempt to get some money for a bag of smack. Anyway, one of them was standing looking up and down the street. I dunno why, I guess when you're a junkie you're just automatically shifty.

So the one that was scribbling got up and made his way into the Bookies saying 'It's not even 3 o'clock is it, it's not even 3 o'clock'

Now the thing is folks, on this street there is also a school. And like every other fucking Primary school in Scotland, they get out at exactly 3 o'clock. So why couldn't the shifty junkie put two and two together and tell his mate that it was in fact PAST 3 o'clock now cause there were about 200 kids heading towards them. And where the Bookies is, it would have to be more like 5 past considering where the kids were.

How fucking smacked out of your brain do you have to be to not be able to deduce something like that? The junkie obviously saw the kids. You'd have to be blind not to. Honestly, it's just utter retardation.

I'd say something like 'Oh you have to laugh or you'd cry' but in actual fact what I would have preferred to have done is to have grabbed the nearest junkie and thrown him under the next passing car. Murdering a junkie is still murder though and truly not something worth going to prison for.

So I came home and drank my apple juice and ate my bread.

I wish my life was more exciting

I thought the same

You guys should check out how exciting my life is.

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i kinda dont really wanna have that in my life sebas , when i already have some type of parisite sucking my wages dry each month . i think it was recently name the government

12 people and she still don't know, can you say slut?

It just doesn't. Get. Any. Easier!!!

http://kotaku.com/5265297/paul-mccartne ... -vs-capcom

It was the butler in the pantry simone.. the butler in the pantry.