Hey! I'm Vola! Looking forward to crit you guys (or not)... LOL

Hello there
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hey hey! Welcome to the forums and the community.

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Comfortably Numb

WOLLA!!

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[SpA]Revenge "Wheres the element of surpise :/"

[SpA]Mint "IN.... MY....PANTS"

[SpA]Minimoose "Revenge is going to jump out of your pants?"

Welcome

Hey dude,
what's your real name?
what are you interests in life?
Are you a girl? Or a boy?
What's your age?
How do you like your eggs?
How tall are you?
Do you like sex in the morning or in the evenings or doesn't it matter at all to you?
Do you like our community cuz we're all so incredibly sexy? Or is it just Lim Dul that attracks you to this wonderful place of the net?
Have you met our groupies? I'll give you a hint, one of em has a name that starts with an e and ends with deph
Are you one of our new groupies? (i sure hope not)
Do you like fps games? Or only rpgs? Or both and many more?
If you could be king of any country you choose, which country would it be?
Do you have a favourite color or are you more negative like Slayer and do you only have a least favored color?
Have you ever considered changing your sex or sexuality?
Have you ever masturbated with your other hand and felt like you cheated on yourself?
Have you ever puked over yourself by the consumation of too much alcohol?

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M.A.S.K. , is the mighty power that can save the day

+1

Welcome to the forums! Don't crit me too much or I will cry...

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a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a pig

Hellas there!

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SaintK: I'm completely lost

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...:::~*We Can't Be Adults! We're Steadily Growing!!*~:::...

Hello

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I miss my pownie

hellooo,

and im kinda curious about the answers of those questions =]

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Sebas the avenging zebra's sidekick! <3

Greetz!

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Ze Ãœbermensch

Hello.

Howdy partner

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You'll Feel A Little Prick

Welcome to the forums

Hi, have fun critting or not

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Thanks for the warm welcome guys!
I'm looking forward to answer all those questions but it's kind of late...
I'll be shure to do so first thing when I get some time, deal?
See ya...
Happy crits...

welcome

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"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving."

Well... Like I promised and since Cpt. Awesome is curious ( ) let me introduce myself properly by answering those questions...

My name is Miguel (Michael), I'm 28 now, married, have a beautiful boy who's almost 3 years old (and is my pride and joy!) and I work (like a dog)
in the textile business (like most of the people here )... More... Hum... OH. I'm 1,85 meters tall (don't know how the conversion works).
Let's see... The eggs... Fried I guess. Sex? Yes please!!! In the morning, afternoon, evening... Don't matter. A friend of mine used to say: Sex is like pizza; when it's good it's very good, when it's bad it's still very good!!!
Next question... Oh yeah. Well I don´t know your groupies (although I'd probably like to) but I got to know this wonderful place of the net by my
good friend Kaz. Yeah... The Kaz... And I'm sure you're all incredibly sexy too or I wouldn't have registered here LOL...
Games? Definitely fps!!! My kinda games! I've always played cops and burglars and cowboys and indians when I was a boy... I think it's in my blood. My dad is a retired cop so that may have helped too LOL...
Now for the tricky part... King? Hum... I'm tempted to say Portugal but I think I'd have my hands full, 'cause this ain't so good these days... NO! That wouldn't work... Had to be like Bahrain or something like that, where I could have a bathroom made of gold and a collection of sport cars bigger than Texas LOL!!! OH OH!!! And a harem!!! YEAH! Know that would work!
My favorite color is brown (don't ask, don't know!) but I pretty much like all colors...
Next question maybe controversial... I never considered changing my sex or sexuality, BUT... I thought about all the options I could have in many different sexual orientations. Honestly I don't really care. And I think in a few years that won't be an issue, there will only be sex and love... Not genders or orientations you know?...
This one's gotta be my favorite!!! Masturbation? Hell yeah! If I felt I was cheating? No way... In Portugal we have a saying: "Quando a direita cansa a esquerda avança!" which is something like: When the right gets tired the left gets fired! (Well I be damned, I made a rhyme.) Well, you get the picture... LOL.
Ok, last one... Puking is my middle name LOL I'm in a rock band! Course I've puked myself... What sort of rocker would I be then, right?! In fact my friends bought me a t-shirt, with a guy head in the toilette, that says "game over"... They thought it was me...
Well I'm probably boring you guys so... Enough of this. See ya all.

Sweeeeeeeeet
Not boring at all, but maybe I'm not the best to judge, It's a saturday morning and I woke up at work. But anyway, loved to read your answers, thanks for shedding a light a bit more on who you are
Say hi to Kaz when you see him

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M.A.S.K. , is the mighty power that can save the day

I just woke up from 2 hours sleep, interesting read

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a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a pig

Will do Bucky... Will do. Thanks btw for your words... You too Minimoose! See ya.

wow, now we know something about you.. and now we all love you xD

all hail mr. vola =]]

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Sebas the avenging zebra's sidekick! <3

Thanks Cpt. That means a lot... Really.
I'm on my way to therapy... Play a couple of games that is I hope I see you all...
Bye.