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It’s come to my attention that you people are a pack of drooling morons, and can’t even take matters into your own hands and write up some simple rules to bring harmony and peace to the Minecraft server. Instead, you just make the same threads over and over, and any decent suggestions you actually manage to muster up get buried under all the crap you usually post.
So it has been decided that I will post some simple rules to follow, in order to ensure enjoyment for everybody that visits the server. Now, bear in mind that I know very little about the game, but I don’t want to hear any complaints about the rules not being applicable to the game. If you don’t follow them, then you can bloody well do one.
Rule 1: Every map must have a scale model replica of that steam train time machine Doc Brown uses in Back to the Future III. Do NOT however, make blocks to look like steam. That shit is just lame, and quite frankly, it’s a ban if I see it. I don’t even care if the person that’s being banned isn’t the person who did it, I’ll just ban the first tard I see.
Rule 2. Some people are going to be put into each server to regulate air traffic. So if you’re going to be flying around, then you need permission from these regulators, to ensure that you won’t be crossing anybody else’s flight path. We take health and safety very seriously here at Special Attack, and the idea that people are just flying around willy nilly, scares the everloving shit out of us. Until these regulators, or air traffic controllers if you will, are put in place, all Minecrafters are grounded. No exceptions. Anybody caught flying over the next 14 months will be banned instantly.
Rule 3: Remember those walking hammers from Pink Floyd’s ‘The Wall’? Make me some of those. And if you have to Google this, then tell me so I can ban you, cause that shit just won’t slide! Unacceptable!
Rule 4: No more cyber sex in the servers.
Rule 5: Actually, disregard that last one.
Rule 6: Every server should also have a replica of the Ghostbusters HQ. And I want to walk around inside it people. I want to slide down the pole, and I want to go downstairs to the containment unit and pretend to be Egon. And if I don’t fucking find Slimer hiding in there somewhere, I’ll come to your God damned homes and I’ll PIE the base of your spine with a big serated kitchen knife! You’ll just be a head on a stick after that.
Rule 7: Communicate with each other more effectively. If you’re having cyber sex, make sure you both climax at the same time. It’s just good manners people. I can’t tell you the amount of times I’ve watched two people doing it, and one shoots their load way too early, and then makes some lame excuse and pisses off. It’s really rude. Stop touching it if it’s gonna go off! For fuck sakes people, you should know this shit already! I shouldn’t have to make a rule about not cumming too early! Have some bloody respect for each other! God!!
Rule 8: Somebody invent a circle for this game, I can’t do anything with these bloody squares. If you don’t intend to invent a circle, tell Lim so he can ban you.
Rule 9: No tunnelling.
Rule 10: No more stickies! This is the exception, this will be the last sticky. If I see one more sticky, I'll ban Brewe.
Last edited by DrMcMoist on 12 Sep 2010, 00:19, edited 1 time in total.
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love the post mcmoist. bring the 
