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Rules and Regulations for Fair Usage of Minecraft
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Author:  DrMcMoist [ 12 Sep 2010, 00:08 ]
Post subject:  Rules and Regulations for Fair Usage of Minecraft
It’s come to my attention that you people are a pack of drooling morons, and can’t even take matters into your own hands and write up some simple rules to bring harmony and peace to the Minecraft server. Instead, you just make the same threads over and over, and any decent suggestions you actually manage to muster up get buried under all the crap you usually post.

So it has been decided that I will post some simple rules to follow, in order to ensure enjoyment for everybody that visits the server. Now, bear in mind that I know very little about the game, but I don’t want to hear any complaints about the rules not being applicable to the game. If you don’t follow them, then you can bloody well do one.

Rule 1: Every map must have a scale model replica of that steam train time machine Doc Brown uses in Back to the Future III. Do NOT however, make blocks to look like steam. That shit is just lame, and quite frankly, it’s a ban if I see it. I don’t even care if the person that’s being banned isn’t the person who did it, I’ll just ban the first tard I see.

Rule 2. Some people are going to be put into each server to regulate air traffic. So if you’re going to be flying around, then you need permission from these regulators, to ensure that you won’t be crossing anybody else’s flight path. We take health and safety very seriously here at Special Attack, and the idea that people are just flying around willy nilly, scares the everloving shit out of us. Until these regulators, or air traffic controllers if you will, are put in place, all Minecrafters are grounded. No exceptions. Anybody caught flying over the next 14 months will be banned instantly.

Rule 3: Remember those walking hammers from Pink Floyd’s ‘The Wall’? Make me some of those. And if you have to Google this, then tell me so I can ban you, cause that shit just won’t slide! Unacceptable!

Rule 4: No more cyber sex in the servers.

Rule 5: Actually, disregard that last one.

Rule 6: Every server should also have a replica of the Ghostbusters HQ. And I want to walk around inside it people. I want to slide down the pole, and I want to go downstairs to the containment unit and pretend to be Egon. And if I don’t fucking find Slimer hiding in there somewhere, I’ll come to your God damned homes and I’ll PIE the base of your spine with a big serated kitchen knife! You’ll just be a head on a stick after that.

Rule 7: Communicate with each other more effectively. If you’re having cyber sex, make sure you both climax at the same time. It’s just good manners people. I can’t tell you the amount of times I’ve watched two people doing it, and one shoots their load way too early, and then makes some lame excuse and pisses off. It’s really rude. Stop touching it if it’s gonna go off! For fuck sakes people, you should know this shit already! I shouldn’t have to make a rule about not cumming too early! Have some bloody respect for each other! God!!

Rule 8: Somebody invent a circle for this game, I can’t do anything with these bloody squares. If you don’t intend to invent a circle, tell Lim so he can ban you.

Rule 9: No tunnelling.

Rule 10: No more stickies! This is the exception, this will be the last sticky. If I see one more sticky, I'll ban Brewe.
Author:  [SpA]cardboard [ 12 Sep 2010, 00:16 ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules and Regulations for Fair Usage of Minecraft
I read as I will obey.

Forever yours my master.
Author:  DrMcMoist [ 12 Sep 2010, 00:18 ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules and Regulations for Fair Usage of Minecraft
:16
Author:  [SpA]gibboss28 [ 12 Sep 2010, 00:19 ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules and Regulations for Fair Usage of Minecraft
HAIL!
Author:  [SpA]Migu [ 12 Sep 2010, 00:28 ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules and Regulations for Fair Usage of Minecraft
Haha, loved it! :lol:
Author:  Lim-Dul [ 12 Sep 2010, 01:10 ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules and Regulations for Fair Usage of Minecraft
This should be stickied, heck made a global announcement!

On the other hand, there are some really nice ideas for potential builds. :-P
Author:  bloody_llama [ 12 Sep 2010, 01:13 ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules and Regulations for Fair Usage of Minecraft
:49 :10 :9 :demm: :-11

This post is totally not spam.
Author:  SomethingAmazing [ 12 Sep 2010, 02:19 ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules and Regulations for Fair Usage of Minecraft
This all may bepointless rambling for a laugh. and i did laugh XD BUT i actually think guests shouldnt be allowed the hax. I think Lim should seriously consider this.
Author:  Greasy_greabo [ 12 Sep 2010, 02:24 ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules and Regulations for Fair Usage of Minecraft
For a laugh...? :|
Author:  [SpA]gibboss28 [ 12 Sep 2010, 02:38 ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules and Regulations for Fair Usage of Minecraft
[SpA]Greasy_greabo wrote:
For a laugh...? :|
Its a shame they think its a parody
Author:  DrMcMoist [ 12 Sep 2010, 02:53 ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules and Regulations for Fair Usage of Minecraft
They won't be laughing when they can't get on the server any more cause they forgot to put the Ecto 1 in the Ghostbusters HQ.

That's a fundamental error. You can't not have the Ecto 1. And it's ban worthy.
Author:  [SpA]Spektugalo [ 12 Sep 2010, 03:23 ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules and Regulations for Fair Usage of Minecraft
[SpA]DrMcMoist wrote:
Rule 8: Somebody invent a circle for this game, I can’t do anything with these bloody squares. If you don’t intend to invent a circle, tell Lim so he can ban you.
I play minecraft with 64x Anti Aliasing, doesn't look as blocky then.
Author:  Greasy_greabo [ 12 Sep 2010, 06:32 ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules and Regulations for Fair Usage of Minecraft
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/7121765
Author:  Ollieboy [ 12 Sep 2010, 09:11 ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules and Regulations for Fair Usage of Minecraft
All glory to the hypnotoad!
Author:  [SpA]JediLardMaster [ 12 Sep 2010, 09:44 ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules and Regulations for Fair Usage of Minecraft
I want to play Minecraft now.
Author:  bloody_llama [ 12 Sep 2010, 12:20 ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules and Regulations for Fair Usage of Minecraft
[SpA]Greasy_greabo wrote:
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/7121765
I fixed the vid there so the dude pronounces minecaft and "iii" correctly. :D
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/7122785/
Author:  [SpA]Scatterbrain [ 12 Sep 2010, 13:25 ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules and Regulations for Fair Usage of Minecraft
and if you lot don't keep in line, then minecraft will be nuked for ever and ever amen.

also, at SpA, we're never kidding.
Author:  Kirshi [ 13 Sep 2010, 03:18 ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules and Regulations for Fair Usage of Minecraft
... I'm scared.

YET I REFUSE TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE GHOST BUSTERS.
[SpA]DrMcMoist wrote:
Rule 4: No more cyber sex in the servers.
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That ruins my business, man! D:
I mean.
What?
[SpA]DrMcMoist wrote:
Rule 5: Actually, disregard that last one.
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That's more like it.

Also:
*Touches your eye*
You now have pink eye.

Enjoy.
Author:  SomethingAmazing [ 13 Sep 2010, 03:28 ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules and Regulations for Fair Usage of Minecraft
owned.
Author:  PetePorty [ 13 Sep 2010, 05:01 ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules and Regulations for Fair Usage of Minecraft
I was writing something creepy when I read number 4. Then, I read number 5, and I erased all I wrote. Then, I was too lazy to finish reading, but I assure you, I'll do everything your posts says... as long as I'm sober.
Author:  DrMcMoist [ 13 Sep 2010, 15:10 ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules and Regulations for Fair Usage of Minecraft
You're damn right I've got a pink eye. :wink:
Author:  Kirshi [ 15 Sep 2010, 00:12 ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules and Regulations for Fair Usage of Minecraft
[SpA]DrMcMoist wrote:
You're damn right I've got a pink eye. :wink:
Not 'a' pink eye thee Pink Eye.
Author:  Fulgrim [ 17 Sep 2010, 13:35 ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules and Regulations for Fair Usage of Minecraft
I'll follow what you wrote, then regret it once i'm sober ^^
Also, maybe post a link to any guest comming on the server for they know the rules? :ugly:
Author:  Ollieboy [ 21 Dec 2010, 13:52 ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules and Regulations for Fair Usage of Minecraft
Bump.

This was ages ago but with many new forum members it's good for a laugh.
Author:  ProtectMyBalls [ 21 Dec 2010, 15:32 ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules and Regulations for Fair Usage of Minecraft
[SpA]Kirshi wrote:
... I'm scared.
YET I REFUSE TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE GHOST BUSTERS.
Why? what the fuck is wrong with you? :mrgreen:

[SpA]DrMcMoist wrote:
Rule 4: No more cyber sex in the servers.
What is the point being a furry and doing cyber sex? Who wants to watch a mouse fuck an Ethernet port... :ugly: GET OUT OF YOUR HOUSE!
Author:  Rico_Faraguez [ 21 Dec 2010, 15:56 ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules and Regulations for Fair Usage of Minecraft
I just saw The Wall live... does that mean I get a "Get out of Jail Free card?
:4
Author:  DrMcMoist [ 21 Dec 2010, 22:51 ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules and Regulations for Fair Usage of Minecraft
[SpA]Rico_Faraguez wrote:
I just saw The Wall live... does that mean I get a "Get out of Jail Free card?
:4
Short answer; Yes.

Long answer; Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.
Author:  smb510 [ 22 Dec 2010, 05:14 ]
Post subject:  Re: Rules and Regulations for Fair Usage of Minecraft
*starts building models from Back to the Future and replicas of the Ghostbusters HQ*

Thank you so much for the bump, it gave me a little chuckle :lol:
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